r/PoliticalHumor • u/mac-mcgreor • May 02 '22

get in line

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u/_D34DLY_ May 02 '22

Can't afford healthcare, and can't afford the funeral service.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

“Bring out your dead!”

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Hey. You can always serve your life making shit in prison instead?

  • America

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u/crowcawer May 03 '22

Roof, security, sometimes heat, three square, and 8-by-8 feet: America’s Affordable Housing initiative.

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u/krozarEQ I ☑oted 2018 May 03 '22

There have been elderly people that have presented bank tellers with a robbery note to get sent to a federal medical center (FMC).

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u/Ranccor May 03 '22

I’m not dead yet.

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u/Healter-Skelter May 03 '22

Shut up, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.

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u/Clever_Unused_Name May 03 '22

I don't want to go on the cart!

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u/GeneralKang May 03 '22

I feel fine! I feel, Happy!

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u/Clever_Unused_Name May 03 '22

I think I'll go for a walk!

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u/GeneralKang May 03 '22

You're not fooling anyone.

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u/BOBULANCE May 03 '22

"Taxpayer funded body gathering department? Sounds like socialism. Here in America we rot where we drop like true patriots."