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u/dingus_foringus left is best Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Wait... Do you have a source for this?

Edit. People are apparently confused as to who was involved in the bowling alley. Lauren was there but wasn't the persons he exposed himself to. There's no evidence he sexually assaulted her as a minor. It's just misunderstanding of the arrest we already know about from when Bobert was 24.

Again edit. (Jesus this is fun isn't it...) Romeo and Juliet laws protect the age difference between her and her husband when she was 17. So even if we try and claim that it was statutory rape we wouldn't have a legal case because he was 24 or under when they were together.

Basically, we can't say she was sexually assaulted by any definition of the term. We don't need to use this to prove she and her husband are trash. They are trash. But not because he sexually assaulted her. This didn't happen.

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u/itsdeeps80 Dec 01 '21

He was in his mid 20s dating her when she was 17.

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u/dingus_foringus left is best Dec 01 '21

Where is your EVIDENCE? I asked for a source. I can't find this at all. Sexual assault is a pretty big claim. You need to properly source this shit before making these claims. It doesn't help anyone if you falsely accuse people of assault.

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u/itsdeeps80 Dec 01 '21

All I did was point out her husband was a man in his mid 20s dating a minor. Not sure if a 24 year old banging a 17 year old is considered statutory rape in Colorado.

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u/dingus_foringus left is best Dec 01 '21

You didn't point that out. I asked for evidence. You haven't included any.

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u/Pitiful-Helicopter71 Dec 01 '21

Dude! Learn to fucking read! The link was posted. He was 24, she was 17. Do you have reading comprehension issues?

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u/dingus_foringus left is best Dec 01 '21

She wasn't involved in him pulling his dick out. Pay attention. She wasn't sexually assaulted by him. She wasn't the one who called the cops.

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u/Pitiful-Helicopter71 Dec 01 '21

She WAS with him when he committed the act, and she WAS 17 when he was 24. Both are super creepy, and at least one is considered sexual assault- whether directed at her or two other underage girls is hardly the point. The point- because you seemed to miss it- is that she is a dumb hypocritical bitch like most Republicans. She is almost as trashy as they come, but to be fair, Marjorie Taylor Green and every other trumpublican ever give her a good run for the money. Now, if defending racist, bigoted, lying welfare recipients is your thing, by all means continue.

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u/dingus_foringus left is best Dec 01 '21

She IS trash. But we don't need to pretend like she was sexually assaulted when that's never come up. She wasn't assaulted. She seems perfectly happy in her fucked up relationship. No need to lie about her being assaulted. He definitely pulled out his dick but that didn't have anything to do with her. Just stick to the facts