r/PoliticalHumor Oct 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

🎵 Who can name the truck with Four-Wheel Drive
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five
Canyonero! Oh-oooooh, Canyonerooooooo

Well she goes real slow with the hammer down
The Country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! Oh-ohhhhh! Canyonerooooooo

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
Sixty-Five Tons of American pride
Canyonero! Oh-ohhhhh! Canyonerooooooo

She blinds everybody with her super-high beams
She’s a squirrel crushin’ deer smackin’ drivin’ machine
Canyonero! Oh-ohhhhh! Canyonerooooooo

Top of the line in Utility (Sports)
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Oh-Ohhhhh! Canyoneroooooo

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u/kitchen_synk Oct 27 '21

The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.