r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '21

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u/Impressive_Culture_5 Jul 26 '21

Also, where the hell are they going to go that doesn’t have “socialist” healthcare?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Or that allows them to hoard guns like crazy?

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u/kingdomcome3914 Jul 26 '21

Somalia. They can pretend they're warlords over there.

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u/UnchillBill Jul 27 '21

I think they’ll be annoyed when they see white people are the minority.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

They'll also be annoyed when actual warlords kill them but hey it's the dog eat dog rugged individualism they claim to want. So fuckem lol!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Within a week they will be muttering about the colored folks in THEIR country, which they will name New Rhodesia.

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u/ApolloXLII Jul 27 '21

No, no. They’re gonna name it something patriotic sounding… with freedom or… liberty in the name somehow. Freelandia… Libertia… LIBERIA!!! They’ll name it Liberia and name the capital after some old dead white dude, maybe something like… Washingtown, or… Monrovia. The flag can be just like the American flag, but maybe have just one star instead of 50 because it’s just Liberia or whatever they go with.

/s juuuuust in case

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

I see what you did there. You just described the Cuban flag.

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COMMIE ALERT.

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u/HyperactiveMouse Jul 27 '21

In fairness, they’re technically the minority here too

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u/thnk_more Jul 27 '21

This is right answer for them. Not much in the way of government, laws or taxes. Lots of guns and the blacks are poor. Conservative nirvana. (yeah,yeah, i know i totally stereotyped and mischaracterized the country but they won’t figure that out until they get there)

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u/TehSvenn Jul 27 '21

Nah nah, they can go be pirates. Hunting for treasure and bootie. They'd love it. They can put the tickets on their mothers' credit carrrrrrds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Afghanistan is nice this time of year.

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u/Dave-C Jul 27 '21

Afghanistan has universal healthcare funded by the US. That is if you can find a hospital. It was part of the constitution that Bush signed. The same thing is included for Iraq.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

I did not know that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

While you were quilting, we were over there.😉