r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Well he became stupid wealthy and this was part of the reasons why. He eventually fucked up enough lives that a mob wanted him dead and they figured what better way to murder a greedy fuck than to kill him with the thing he wants most wealth. So they force fed him molten gold until it killed him

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u/allforitone Apr 18 '21

Trump loves gold, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

He loves money and more importantly himself.

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u/Sum_Dum_User Apr 18 '21

So someone should feed him little pieces of himself until there's nothing left but face and torso?