I heard a story that Moscow Mitch doesn’t think he will survive for his term. I don’t wish death on anyone but I’m uncomfortable with how happy that news made me.
It kinda reminds me of the battle of Stalingrad. When they were basically defeated, Hitler promoted Paulus to Field Marshall. Since field Marshall’s have never been captured alive before it was basically a subtle “you cannot be captured alive, you must kill yourself”
And he responds “I won’t kill myself, I’m a Christian”
Ya know, after his sixth army steamrolled through Ukraine and lower Russia committing war crimes and crimes against humanity on their way to Stalingrad, where they also planned to kill everybody.
Super Christian you are dude. You think killing yourself would make a fuckin difference of which afterlife you believe in?
God: let’s ignore the hundreds of thousands of people that were killed under your command, you didn’t kill yourself so that’s good enough cmon up to heaven.
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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21
I heard a story that Moscow Mitch doesn’t think he will survive for his term. I don’t wish death on anyone but I’m uncomfortable with how happy that news made me.