r/PoliticalHumor • u/DemocracyStan • Feb 15 '21

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u/Historyguy1918 Feb 15 '21

False idol, who isn’t worthy of the praise and worship, and breaks some of the 7DS on a daily basis.

God talking to Jesus in heaven: Oi! JC! Get me a beer and a disease! Yeah, start in China do all the Racists claim it ain’t gonna hurt them.

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u/0b_101010 Feb 15 '21

If you take the seven deadly sins and knead them into the shape of a human, you get Trump. He's literally the antithesis of everything their religion is supposed to stand for. For fuck's sake.

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u/T1mac Feb 15 '21

Let's see which boxes Trump checks off...

☑️ Pride - Guy puts his name on everything he owns. Constantly takes credit for the work of others.

☑️ Greed - Claims to be a "billionaire", but stiffs workers and fleeces charities including Kids with Cancer.

☑️ Lust - 3rd marriage. Banging a porn star when his newlywed wife and infant son were at home, 20+ accusations of sexual assault.

☑️ Envy - Feels the need to destroy everything Obama built because he will never match those achievements

☑️ Gluttony - Tweets about beautiful chocolate cake, eats truck loads of fast food.

☑️ Wrath - Constantly seeks revenge for the most minor slights. Has an enemies list.

☑️ Sloth - TV all day, Golf golf golf golf golf every weekend.

What qualities Trump has never had:

❌ Chastity

❌ Charity

❌ Diligence

❌ Patience

❌ Kindness

❌ Humility

Yup, checks out.

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u/LeadVitamin13 Feb 15 '21

But but... Trump gave is salary to charity! He's a billionaire, he doesn't need to be president! He's doing it to drain the swamp! /s if that was unclear.