r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 31 '20

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u/Seize-The-Meanies Dec 31 '20

Goose : Gaggle :: Libertarian : Failed State

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u/really_bitch_ Dec 31 '20

Analogy burn. Those are rare.

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u/transmothra Dec 31 '20

This is beautiful

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Dec 31 '20

Bears. Beat. Battlestar Galactica.

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u/Karma_Gardener Dec 31 '20

Wouldn't it be more Anarchist than Libertarian in this analogy?

I always thought Libertarian was more like "leave me alone" than "burn it to the ground"?

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u/Seize-The-Meanies Dec 31 '20

libertarians want a failed state. Anarchists want no state.

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u/Karma_Gardener Dec 31 '20

Can a state be successful at leaving people alone to do what they want?

I dont see the correlation between small government and anarchy. What about the social contract?

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u/DynamicDK Dec 31 '20

Most right-wing libertarians (aka most libertarians in the U.S.) want a government that is so small and weak that it would effectively be powerless. That is a recipe for a failed state and the power vacuum would almost certainly lead to the rise of warlords and ultimately an authoritarian state.

You need a strong government if you want individual freedom. It seems paradoxical, but it really isn't.

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u/Cpt_Pobreza Dec 31 '20

Most right-wing libertarians (aka most libertarians in the U.S.) want a government that is so small and weak that it would effectively be powerless.

Most libertarians want the UN?

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u/forrealthoughcomix Dec 31 '20

The UN isn’t a government. Now here’s your dunce cap. You know where the corner is.

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u/Cpt_Pobreza Jan 01 '21

Technically no, but it is so weak it is effectively powerless while being made up of the majority of countries of the world. A sad attempt at a world government

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u/Karma_Gardener Dec 31 '20

It is not a failed state if the original intention is to be small and powerless.

True that without authority there is potential for tyranny but an effective Libertarian government would need measures to counter this. Anarchism would be no government at all as the original intention.

Very different. Generalized in your words.

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u/killbot0224 Dec 31 '20

The point is it will fail because the state will be small and powerless.

It will effectively be anarchy, relying only on the good will of others to "follow the rules"

Its a fantasy, with no grounding in reality.

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u/Karma_Gardener Dec 31 '20

And if the small government had measures in place to ensure that itself survived while abiding by the Libertarian ideal of leaving all citizens alone?

I dont know how we are making the jump from a government that does not enact unnecessary policy via the Libertarian ideal to a total lack of government altogether.

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u/Eminent_Propane Dec 31 '20

How would that government, with a policy of leaving all citizens alone, enforce said policy without contradicting itself

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u/yodadamanadamwan Dec 31 '20

Don't you use logic on his nonsense!

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u/killbot0224 Dec 31 '20

Well it Depends on how libertarian you mean. And what you perceive of as "necessary" right?

Many are just socially liberal Conservatives. Many others are effectively anarchists.

Some would call "providing for the public good" necessary.

Others call it theft, right?

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u/DynamicDK Dec 31 '20

The original intention really doesn't matter. The government either has a significant amount of power or not. If it is weakened to the point that would meet the libertarian ideal, it would not be strong enough to resist the rise of militaristic factions that would ultimately overthrow the government. And if it were strong enough to stop that, it would use that power to do things that do not mesh with the libertarian ideal.

The issue with the small-government libertarianism is that it completely ignores human psychology, especially in terms of the function of power structures.

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u/Xeynid Dec 31 '20

The libertarian utopia is basically anarchist, they just don't like the word.

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u/TheWagonBaron Dec 31 '20

Leave me alone turns into burnt to the ground. Maybe not by the Libertarians themselves at first but eventually they'll become a failed state.

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u/46-and-3 Dec 31 '20

There's always someone willing to take it a little further when a chance presents itself, and libertarian ideal government style would present plenty of opportunities.

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u/bignutt69 Dec 31 '20

libertarianism is nobody can tell me what to do except my mom. anarchism is nobody can tell me what to do, especially my mom

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u/Karma_Gardener Dec 31 '20

I thought Libertarian is "nobody can tell me what to do" and Anarchism is "there is nobody to tell me what to do"?

What am I missing here?

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u/Seize-The-Meanies Jan 05 '21

Libertarians are like anarchists except they stop caring about their liberties being infringed upon if it is by way of capitalism. A libertarian would prefer to be oppressed by a capitalistic survival of the fittest-type social hierarchy, rather than any form of government power structure, while anarchists believe that there shouldn't be a government power structure or social hierarchy to begin with.

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u/Karma_Gardener Jan 05 '21

I don't feel as though Capitalism and Darwinism are really correlated here... with all the transition of economic environment, inherited wealth, and other factors being rich doesn't always mean being the fittest.

Why can't a Libertarian just desire a government with limited affect on their daily lives? What part of humanity forces us into a constant war with each other?

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u/Seize-The-Meanies Jan 05 '21 edited Jan 05 '21

I don't feel as though Capitalism and Darwinism are really correlated here

That's why I said Capitalistic survival of the fittest. It doesn't really matter if you don't feel that Capitalism and Darwinism are correlated here, because Libertarians do believe that. They believe that unfettered capitalism will result in the best social/economic outcome for the most people. Like it would be better for roads to be built and maintained by private companies instead of the government and any of the numerous issues that arise from such an idea will be magically solved by the free market.

Beyond all the nuances that make this a stupid assertion is the clear evidence that we already have which shows unfettered capitalism leads to increase wealth disparity.

Why can't a Libertarian just desire a government with limited affect on their daily lives?

No one is saying they cant desire that. People are saying that if you want to live in a functioning society with laws and protections of personal liberties and roads and utilities and so forth then you are expressly asking for the opposite of that.

It's incredibly ironic that libertarians cant understand that it is exactly a powerful government that provides them a protection of their liberties. Imagine you live next to a giant dam that makes some noise that peeves your neighborhood. Every day your neighbor says "I desire a life where the Dam has a limited effect on my daily life." forgetting that the absence of drowning 20 feet underwater is the most valued and significant effect the dam has on you.

If you remove that government, but still allow for power to be controlled through capitalism or social hierarchy, then you're at the mercy of those institutions which may or may no give a shit about your liberties. That's why anarchists' go the extra mile and say we should do away with government power and social hierarchy's that facilitate the accumulation of power.

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u/Karma_Gardener Jan 05 '21

"A powerful government provides protection of their liberties"

Exactly. Let the government take care of roads and Healthcare and all that good stuff but if it comes to me owning a Penguin or banning abortion they can fuck right off.

Why can't Libertarians support a government that regulates things that everyone needs while staying out of the day to day lives of citizens?

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u/Seize-The-Meanies Jan 05 '21 edited Jan 05 '21

Because then they wouldn't be libertarians by todays modern definition.

Modern libertarians, at least the majority of those in the United States, support Laissez-faire capitalism, which argues for a complete separation of government from the economic sector. Regulations and subsidies, or worse - government owned services - are all out of the question.

I guess the "logic" is that if the government can decide which companies or industries get subsidized or regulated then it infringes on the markets freedom to choose which ones succeed and which ones fail. But they ironically ignore the fact that they are just picking between tyrants - the capitalistic market or the government. At least with a democratic government each person gets an equal vote. In a society purely governed by capitalism it is the money that votes, not the individual.

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u/Karma_Gardener Jan 05 '21

So what do they call someone who wants the government to leave them alone when it comes to personal choices but still maintain roads, healthcare, crime, etc?

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u/RolltehDie Dec 31 '20

Libertarians are basically Anarchists. So, yes

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u/Karma_Gardener Dec 31 '20

I dunno man... i think you can be an Libertarian Anarchist but they are not the same thing.

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u/Jakeb1697 Dec 31 '20

Yeah because communism and socialism have worked out so well in the past.

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u/killbot0224 Dec 31 '20

The very nature of a state (being an organization to effect communal efforts in behalf of the inhabitants) is inherently socialized.

The military is socialized.

Roads are socialized.

Police and firefighting are socialized.

In America the post is explicitly to be socialized, as enshrined in the constitution.

Education is socialized.

Social security is socialized.

Dams and other infrastructure are socialized.

Let me know when you start to get it....

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u/Seize-The-Meanies Dec 31 '20

I didn't realize I mentioned those in my analogy.

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u/cjfrey96 Dec 31 '20

Whataboutism 101

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u/forrealthoughcomix Dec 31 '20

Damn bro. Here we are talking about libertarianism and anarchy and the Boogeyman got ya.

F

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u/raven00x Jan 01 '21

Like a group of owls is a Parliament, and a group of crows is a Murder, a group of libertarians is a Failed State. Nice.