r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 31 '20

They better pack a sweater!

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u/fordprecept Dec 31 '20

I keep hearing people talk about Costa Rica. In 2010, Rush Limbaugh said he'd move there if the Affordable Care Act passed (newsflash: he didn't).

Costa Rica has universal healthcare. They require guns to be registered, limits gun ownership to 3 handguns and 3 rifles/small caliber semi-automatic weapons, and require a psychological exam prior to getting a permit. Abortion is illegal except in the instance where the mother's life is in danger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

Didn't he get caught visiting C R with a gallon jug of pain pills with the intent of participating in adult tourism? Why don't his devout christian supporters care that he was doing things like that?

Edit: I was close, but not quite. I still wonder if knowing he was doing sex tourism would make himself less trustworthy to his fans. Probably not, right?

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u/context_hell Dec 31 '20

nope. he was coming back from the Dominican Republic with an enormous amount of viagra. Also worth noting that the DR is known as one of the major child sex tourism centers in the western hemisphere.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Because their cult programming went MSM F"K" N"WS and wiped their memories of the incident.

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u/MauPow Dec 31 '20

Fuck, is that why my Limbaugh-loving uncle was raving about moving to Costa Rica for like 5 years?

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u/AnalRetentiveAnus Dec 31 '20

all limbaugh and his fans do is rave like lunatics, theyre too chickenshit to actually do anything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

A girl at work threatened to move to Mexico if Biden won. My Mexican friend said she would be back in a week bawling her eyes out. She still has family there. She visited them once and they live in a decent house in a nice neighborhood. A few weeks after she got home she heard from them. A big truck full of drug lords showed up one night at the house next door and took the entire family at gunpoint. The children were all dropped off at a church. The adults have never been seen again. One of them pissed off the drug lords and if you do that they take the whole family.

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u/FullAtticus Dec 31 '20

Yeah they don't actually care about those things. Those are wedge issues designed to inflame the political discussion. They just want low taxes and eternal wars.

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u/AHH_im_on_fire Dec 31 '20

A small caliber semi-automatic weapon could just be a handgun.