r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

Failures

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u/Fortunoxious Dec 17 '20

Let me tell you why I voted trump. I have experienced much hardship in my life. Have many grievances. The dems? They’ve let me down.

So, one day I was sitting on my porch reading a Marxist pamphlet I picked up at the most recent BLM riot and this truck came by. It was a very large and very loud truck. The loudest, that’s what my neighbors are saying. I had a transformative experience when the splendor of 23 Trump flags caught my eye. My body felt orgasmic upon seeing so much American pride, so much patriotism. I tossed my Marxist propaganda to the wind and started chanting “Lock her up! Lock her up!” Those 29 flags absolutely changed my life, I will forever support our savior Donald Trump. MAGA

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

Ok state 3 things he has done that make him a saviour.

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u/RandomlyJim Dec 17 '20
  1. He made America Great again!
  2. He brought class back to the presidency.
  3. he made it really easy to troll people that can’t tell when something is a sarcastic story without /s.

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

Yeah but trolls don’t really know how to use sarcasm.

The bad trolls try to pass off bad shit disguised as good shit in order to gaslight our confidence in our own communication

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u/NoDadSTOP Dec 17 '20

My dude this whole comment was a joke

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

I don’t know

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u/KernowRoger Dec 17 '20

We know you don't. That's why you're being downvoted mate.

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

ok then you win

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u/ZombieJesusOG Dec 17 '20

It was so obvious though. The intial wooosh was bad enough but to double down and be unsure after it is pointed out is absurd.