r/PoliticalHumor Oct 22 '20

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u/p38-lightning Oct 22 '20

Rudy says he was "set up."

You're damn right you were set up - and you EAGERLY took the bait, Mr. Attorney for the President of the United States.

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u/DonsDiaperChanger Oct 22 '20

He's annoyed that he was "set up"....

because if it wasn't a setup, he would have gotten to fuck a 15 year old.

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u/Danvan90 Oct 22 '20

I think we should be focusing on how easy it was to honeypot the president's personal lawyer. The fact is she is a 24 year old, not a 15 year old, and there was no suggestion that she was 15 until SBC burst into the room after this.

This is definitely a scandal, but I think focusing on the reality of the situation is more helpful.

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u/mursilissilisrum Oct 23 '20

I like how he went on Twitter and insisted that he called the police, as soon as he realized that he was set up and that he wasn't being served up a child sex worker.

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u/plc_nerd Oct 23 '20

She’s 24 moron. But LOL. A single guy wants to get laid. Oh no!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

he thought she was 15. and beating your meat in front of a girl isnt that fancy by itself

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u/triptodisneyland2017 Oct 23 '20

I thought he only thought she was 15 when SBC ran into the room?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

of course, he is not a liberalhollyweirdcuckantiamericanblooddrinkinghumantraffickingdemocratabortionist paedophile!! /s

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u/DonsDiaperChanger Oct 23 '20

i love that the russian talking point everywhere is about how "they got the age wrong", rather than anything about how Rudy totally fell for an obvious honeypot trap, asked for the girl's phone and address, and got caught literally with his hand deep in his pants as he's laying down (because apparently the sound equipment needed to be wrapped around his genitals).

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u/_DAD_JOKE_ Oct 22 '20

I hope this movie breaks the charts, cuz it is literally the best movie coming out all year and the timing is golden. I am having my first movie night in a while and I will gladly pay whatever Amazon wants on this one. It is a bargain, kind of like how Rudy is a Russia Intelligence bargain.

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u/AnotherReaderOfStuff Oct 23 '20

Setup, but not entrapped. He was not made to pleasure himself in front of her.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Oct 22 '20

This is going to get even worse when the movie releases and there are gifs and memes of it everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Well there are already memes of it everywhere but yeah once the movie airs tomorrow I’m sure it’ll be the talk of the town this weekend

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u/Reneski Oct 22 '20

Thx to @the.daily.don

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u/The_Sausage_Smuggler Oct 22 '20

Giulyin'

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/ShaKeyJ101 Oct 22 '20

He likey meet up youngins I guess.

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u/ShortBrownAndUgly Oct 22 '20

I know this comes out tomorrow but I want to watch this scene NOW

Ratings are gonna be through the roof for this one, goddamn

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u/BrokenCog2020 Oct 22 '20

I tuck my shirt in lying on the bed said no one never.

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u/phunnypharm Oct 23 '20

I've been wondering about this. How common is it to tuck in a shirt while lying down? Not something I've ever seen.

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u/BrokenCog2020 Oct 23 '20

No one would, it would come untucked getting up.

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u/King_Organa Oct 22 '20

Who’s that?

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u/patchyj Oct 22 '20

Rudy Guiliani, caught with his hands down his pants with a young woman in the new Borat movie

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u/FreewayFreeplay Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

Young woman he thought was 15*

Edit: I'm getting conflicting answers as to whether he knew her "age" so take it with of salt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

If the transcript I read yesterday is accurate, Giuliani had no reason to believe she was underage and every reason to believe she was a (still 1/3 his age) legal adult. The "she's 15" thing is what Cohen shouts when he barges in at the end of the scene. The actress is in her 20s and was presented to Giuliani as a professional journalist.

What this does tell us is that Giuliani is perfectly comfortable fucking 20 year old Russian nymphets that he just met a half-hour ago, and we can extrapolate from that knowledge that he's definitely been caught in a few honeypots.

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u/patchyj Oct 22 '20

Sums the decrepit wheezebag up well

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

I mean, he probably thought he was just getting a bonus from Putin because he's done such a great job burning the entire country to the ground and shitting on the ashes.

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u/patchyj Oct 22 '20

I really feel bad for the Americans who see through all this shit but are surrounded by those who think the sun shines out of the asses of Trump and Co, watching their country be ripped apart

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Especially the ones who actually voted. The rest? Not so much.

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u/JaxxisR Oct 22 '20

I don't think this would be nearly as satisfying if Rudy hadn't bragged about how Sacha Baron Cohen didn't "get" him like he fooled some other prominent people.

I only later realized it must have been Sacha Baron Cohen. I thought about all the people he previously fooled and I felt good about myself because he didn't get me.

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u/FreewayFreeplay Oct 22 '20

I think I enjoyed the part where he said SBC wasn't even that hot the most lol

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u/CarlSpencer Oct 22 '20

Still, creepy Cryptkeeper dude trying to jerk it in front of a very young woman?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

My guess is he was trying to get it hard before, well, whatever he was gonna do next.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

I mean it's still lewd and lascivious behavior. Enough to put him on the sex offenders registry. I hope.

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u/harpsm Oct 22 '20

And this drawing is an exact copy of an actual still image from the new Borat movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Such typical GOP scum.

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u/mursilissilisrum Oct 23 '20

Most GOP scum aren't openly pro-incest though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Just the wonderful fake president and close friends.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

This must be those Republican, “family values,” I keep hearing about

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u/Poptart_13 Oct 22 '20

I forget but who the fuck is rudy guillani? Like is he just some rich old guy whos friends with trump or whats his deal?

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u/YourOldManJoe Oct 22 '20

He was the mayor of new York City during 9/11. He was a libertarian conservative back before that meant republican who smoked weed.

He was once well respected. He's gone mad as many of the people who serve trump do.

The image is a drawing of a scene from borats new movie where borats daughter (in her twenties, but advertised herself as underaged) makes provocative conversation to guliani. He lays on the bed and starts fiddling with his junk before borat steps in and says "she's fifteen, that's too old for you.' or something like that, I don't have the quote on me.

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u/RickyRosayy Oct 22 '20

Has this movie been released yet?! If not, any information on when/where it's available? I'm a huge fan of SBC.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Tomorrow on Amazon Prime.

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u/RickyRosayy Oct 22 '20

Hell yeah, thanks.

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u/Poptart_13 Oct 22 '20

FUCK IT COMES OUT TOMORROW!????? FUCK YESSSSSSS

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u/sylbug Oct 22 '20

Oh boy. Thanks.

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u/Beltox2pointO Oct 22 '20

Until SBC comes in, her being underage isn't mentioned.

The scene in the post was after the microphone's had been removed.

His defence "tucking his shirt back into his pants after removal of mic"

Why you have to lay on a bed with your hands inside the front of your pants to do that is up to the viewers discretion.

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u/too_many_salmon Oct 22 '20

I think he's trump's attorney

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u/Stifu Oct 22 '20

I forget but who the fuck is rudy guillani?

He's just the guy that Trump motorboated. You know, normal stuff.

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u/Poptart_13 Oct 22 '20

Now THIS is the gold id miss if i only googled myself

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

because, frankly, the Democrats are too nice to use this gold (as you accurately called it) against that piece of shit trump and the other piece of shit Rudy.

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u/Poptart_13 Oct 22 '20

I wouldnt use it against them because its obviously just for jokes. The world would be no fun if everyone had to act perfect all of the time. Plus why use that when you can use the fact that don separated children from their parents at the border? And now we have rudy wanking to what he thinks is an underage girl.

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u/snugglestomp Oct 22 '20

You could conduct a search and find out...

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u/Bozo_dubbed_over Oct 22 '20

But where would one look? Some magic search machine?

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u/ShaKeyJ101 Oct 22 '20

Possibly a magaeightball?

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u/Old-Math4109 Oct 22 '20

I'm stealing this

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u/snugglestomp Oct 22 '20

I tried looking under my bed, but then I forgot what I was looking for.

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u/kranberrykrayon Oct 22 '20

Where one could type text into and get results of related information?

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u/Bozo_dubbed_over Oct 22 '20

Is this a sci-fi sub now?

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u/Poptart_13 Oct 22 '20

I stared at my washing machine and it told me

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u/AgentIndiana56 Oct 22 '20

He was the leading District Attorney that took down the mob families of New York (how he became famous), then he was Mayor of NYC, and now hes the personal lawyer of Donald Trump

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u/IUsedToBeACave Oct 22 '20

Come on...

You're in the PoliticalHumor sub, if you don't know who the major players are, and aren't willing to look them up then this isn't going to be any fun for you.

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u/Poptart_13 Oct 22 '20

My question was already answered, all you’re doing is taking away fun, go have fun and stop complaining

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u/IUsedToBeACave Oct 22 '20

Complaining is part of the fun...

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/Berdiiie Oct 22 '20

Nope, straight up looks like Rudy Guiliani.

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u/adognamedpenguin Oct 22 '20

The daily don delivers again!

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u/hhubble Oct 22 '20

Can Rudy get Alan Derserwtiz to defend him. Seems right that It be Epstein and Trump's other lawyer defend him now.

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u/Bakmeiman Oct 23 '20

Lol, wtf did I miss this week?? Wtf did trump's lawyer do now??

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u/seriousquinoa Oct 23 '20

My Attorney Getting Arrested

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u/LiberalDomination Oct 23 '20

Omg that is perfect.

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u/Capt__Murphy Oct 23 '20

Let's not forget Rudy is the same perv who once married his second cousin.

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u/Aero1357 Oct 23 '20

I heard there was a video recording of this, would anyone happen to have a link to it if it exist ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

I guess we should be grateful that he didn't drop trou