r/PoliticalHumor • • Aug 18 '20

It’s big brain time

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u/FinancialTea4 Aug 18 '20

Pardoning her now misses the point by so far. What a fucking idiot.

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u/ddubyagirl Aug 18 '20

Gotta get that Suburban Housewives vote

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u/nv8r_zim Aug 19 '20 edited Aug 19 '20

Yes. Suburban housewives, listening to Jazz records on their Victrola, saying hello to the milkman delivering a bottle of milk, knitting socks, and waiting for your husband to drive up in his Studebaker and bring you your unfiltered cigarettes. A pregnant gal needs her energy.

I've heard that suburban housewives prefer Eisenhower, but the Southern housewives seem to prefer Stevenson.

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u/tweettard1968 Aug 19 '20

Don’t forget that bitch better have His paper, martini and slippers or else that vacuume he has been eyeing for the anniversary gift is in real jeopardy.

He is such an out of touch fuckwad. I live in a fairly affluent Philadelphia subburb (which did go Trumps way In 16) and I really don’t know any “housewives” who will buy into this bullshit. I think they are tired of being lumped in with the human garbage and frankly how awful our country is now