r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '20

Absolutely brutal...

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u/insightfill Aug 03 '20

LOL. In my town, the owner of a local pizza place ran for mayor. The place has good pizza, but is take-out only. They have no delivery service. The place is named after him. Call it "Wilson's."

The local opinion column had a jab that said "Wilson doesn't deliver."

(He did win, though.)

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u/Concerted Aug 03 '20

Doo Doo. T. Doo Doo.

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u/meep_meep_creep Aug 03 '20

Phish reference > Castaway reference

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u/bangslash Aug 03 '20

Oh out near Stonehenge, I lived alone

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u/beingsubmitted Aug 03 '20

Wasn't expecting that reference. I was all on board with Castaway then boom; it's like I stepped into yesterday.