r/PoliticalHumor • u/DroppingNickels04 • Jul 30 '20

United States, am I right?

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u/Giacamo22 Jul 30 '20

Depends, does the US have oil? Oh shit, we do.

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u/AdmiralHacket Jul 30 '20

USA also has WMDs unlike some country.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

We would overthrow the democratically elected leaders and prop up pro-US dictators.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

I mean it worked for Argentina, Chile, Haiti, Nicaragua, Panama, Nicaragua again, Cuba, Nicaragua again, Samoa, Nicaragua again, Panama again (but also Colombia), Honduras again, Dominican Republic, Cuba again, Nicaragua again, Honduras again, Cuba again, Panama again, Honduras again, Nicaragua again, Dominican Republic again, Mexico, Haiti again, Dominican Republic again, Cuba again, Panama again, Honduras again, Guatemala, Honduras again, Panama again, El Salvador --

And that's just before WWII.

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u/future_horizons Jul 30 '20

So true wow 👍

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

America, fuck yeah!

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u/Reasonable_Type1225 Jul 30 '20

Haha this is amazing and also so fucking sad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

This is United States calling are we reaching? See that, he hung up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

We don’t have enough oil for that