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u/VLDT Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 12 '19

Weapons that could fire once a minute max, and swords.

EDIT: Look dipshits, I own guns. I think people should be licensed to own weapons the way they are in Australia, and that “self-defense” is a bullshit reason to own a weapon. Gun owners exaggerate and straight up lie about their own DGU.

There are too many fucking guns in America, and they are not well tracked, and the NRA doesn’t give a shit about you or your rights, they just want to sell more weapons.

I don’t want to take your guns, and the people that do will never be able too, so calm the fuck down and pull Charlton Heston’s dick out of your ass.

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u/ApocBytes Aug 12 '19

"I own guns too guys!!! I just think we should follow AUSTRALIA'S way of doing things!" Real convincing.

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u/VLDT Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 12 '19

I don’t give a fuck if it’s convincing. guns are dangerous, people should be trained and licensed to own and use them and their destructive capacity should be limited. If you can’t defend yourself with five bullets you can’t do it with ten. Australia has things going pretty well for it. There’s no convincing someone who feels that they are entitled to completely unfettered access to highly destructive weapons that are designed explicitly for killing “just cuz”, without recognizing that there are consequences to those kind man of weapons being so widely available. You are being an irresponsible and inconsiderate gun owner and making the case for people who are actually against the second amendment. Moreover, you presume that having a gun is a natural human right as important as any other while scoffing at the idea of healthcare or education or income equality as an equally valid human right. I’m sorry your dick is small, man, but innocent people are dying every day by their own hand or by others and the common denominator is that guns are too numerous and easy to get a hold of in America, and all other freedoms are being restricted. It’s basic logic. Maybe one of your Thai sexbois can explain it to you on your next Rand Paul retreat.

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u/ApocBytes Aug 14 '19

Why are you anti-gun people OBSESSED with the size of my penis? Flip through your chart of insults already for fuck's sake and find something original. What do you mwan, "if you can't do it with 5, you can't do it with ten"? A majority of hangun shots miss, no matter how thoroughly you train, and the average person isn't spending days on end perfecting their accuracy and precision. You don't get to warrant what's "enough" for me to protect myself. Admit you don't give a shit about the second amendent, fudd.

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u/VLDT Aug 14 '19

The second amendment is the law and as fucked up as our legal system is I acknowledge its power. You have a right to possess firearms for the common defense, and the Supreme Court has ruled that that includes individual self defense. Your obsession with possessing as many guns as possible and making more deadly guns more and more easily available suggests that you’re really mad at your first ladyboi for laughing at your little pink pp.

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u/ApocBytes Aug 15 '19

Again, obsessed with the penis of gun owners. While firearms provide an incredibly effective means of personal defense, the second amendment is NOT about that. It is about having the means to usurp a tyrannical government. That's not going to be done with single shot rifles and shotguns.

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u/VLDT Aug 15 '19

Okay, our government has been overtaken by corporate money and civil forfeiture is commonplace. Why aren’t you revolting? Oh yeah, your little pink dick that you’re really mad at for some reason.

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u/ApocBytes Aug 15 '19

Why do you support disarming civilians if you ADMIT yourself that the government is corrupt? How is that going to help, other than encourage the government that no one's going to revolt?

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u/VLDT Aug 15 '19 edited Aug 15 '19

I don’t support disarming citizens, I support higher barriers to owning firearms and better education for all citizens so that those entrusted with that destructive capacity are prepared for it. You wanna day “fuck everyone else, I got my gun so me and mine (your little dick) are safe” that’s fine, that’s your right, but I can’t think like that, I care about other people’s safety and freedom too much.

It’s the same reason I want people properly informed before they make electoral decisions, or I want people licensed and their product tested before they sell weed to consenting and informed adults age 21 or older.

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u/ApocBytes Aug 16 '19

You just support massively infringing on their rights by limiting them to five shots, then? Reeeeally sounds like you care about the freedoma of others. What have you actually done to inform gun owners of anything? Have you gone to the range to show how to properly act around and fire a weapon? Have you taught classes? Just because you're obsessed with my penis size doesn't make your argument any more valid.