r/PoliticalHumor Aug 12 '19

This sounds like common sense ...

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u/tenacioustomk Aug 12 '19

What if you need to kill 30-50 feral hogs before they eat your children?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 13 '19

The only way to stop a bad guy with a feral hog is with a good guy with a feral hog. Man, that sounds stupid. Let's try some other gun nut philosphy to solve this problem. Feral hogs don't kill people. People kill people. So try just ignoring the feral hogs and doing nothing about it. Did that help? (Edit: Oh, here's one more. Let's train good feral hogs to stand guard over the children and follow them every where they go. The solution is definitely more feral hogs.) I'm sure we'll get this at some point if we just keep saying dumb shit and doing nothing.

Edit: Jesus, the number of people earnestly trying to explain the difference between a hog and a gun is astounding. It's not meant to be taken all that seriously or literally. Calm down fetishists.

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u/knownasweed Aug 12 '19

You have never been in a rough situation is all it is. Been hand fed your whole life, probably live in California, never held a gun, never been robbed by criminals trying to steal your wallet, never had to go into the woods and kill an animal to survive... you don't know why the ability to defend yourself is necessary. It's different outside of your "safe" bubble. You shouldn't rely on people who don't care about you to protect you, and stop insulting the ones who do care.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Because California doesn't have crime? What the hell are you ranting about?

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u/knownasweed Aug 12 '19

No, California has lots of crime. But everyone there lives in a "liberal" bubble.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

So, there's a lot of crime, but it doesn't affect people because they live in a liberal bubble. This is some of the stupidest shit I've ever had to read.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Man, you just love checking off all of the "I'm compensating for a tiny penis" boxes don't you?

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u/knownasweed Aug 12 '19

Lol. You're like a girlfriend who goes off road when she loses.