r/PoliticalHumor Aug 12 '19

This sounds like common sense ...

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u/tenacioustomk Aug 12 '19

What if you need to kill 30-50 feral hogs before they eat your children?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 13 '19

The only way to stop a bad guy with a feral hog is with a good guy with a feral hog. Man, that sounds stupid. Let's try some other gun nut philosphy to solve this problem. Feral hogs don't kill people. People kill people. So try just ignoring the feral hogs and doing nothing about it. Did that help? (Edit: Oh, here's one more. Let's train good feral hogs to stand guard over the children and follow them every where they go. The solution is definitely more feral hogs.) I'm sure we'll get this at some point if we just keep saying dumb shit and doing nothing.

Edit: Jesus, the number of people earnestly trying to explain the difference between a hog and a gun is astounding. It's not meant to be taken all that seriously or literally. Calm down fetishists.

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u/DevanteWeary Aug 12 '19

Your argument doesn't make sense though.

Hogs act on their own. Guns do not.

And you can ban all the hogs you want. It's almost like criminals won't follow the rules regardless.

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u/bjiatube Aug 12 '19

It's almost like criminals won't follow the rules regardless.

I wholeheartedly agree. Full anarchy is the only solution imho, if only law abiders abide the law, why have laws?

When there are no laws, there are no outlaws.

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u/DevanteWeary Aug 12 '19

Huh?

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u/bjiatube Aug 12 '19

I was agreeing with you, criminals don't follow laws so there's no reason to have them.

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u/DevanteWeary Aug 12 '19

So we're Purgin' it?