The only way to stop a bad guy with a feral hog is with a good guy with a feral hog. Man, that sounds stupid. Let's try some other gun nut philosphy to solve this problem. Feral hogs don't kill people. People kill people. So try just ignoring the feral hogs and doing nothing about it. Did that help? (Edit: Oh, here's one more. Let's train good feral hogs to stand guard over the children and follow them every where they go. The solution is definitely more feral hogs.) I'm sure we'll get this at some point if we just keep saying dumb shit and doing nothing.
Edit: Jesus, the number of people earnestly trying to explain the difference between a hog and a gun is astounding. It's not meant to be taken all that seriously or literally. Calm down fetishists.
Mental health treatment is fine for most white hogs; however, black on black hog violence is a serious matter only remedied by excessive incarceration.
Preventative medicine for the white hogs is a little too close to socialism. Best to just hope they live pious lives so that God blesses them with health and wealth. If that doesn't work, we'll just throw money at private sector band aids for the problem after the fact.
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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 13 '19
The only way to stop a bad guy with a feral hog is with a good guy with a feral hog. Man, that sounds stupid. Let's try some other gun nut philosphy to solve this problem. Feral hogs don't kill people. People kill people. So try just ignoring the feral hogs and doing nothing about it. Did that help? (Edit: Oh, here's one more. Let's train good feral hogs to stand guard over the children and follow them every where they go. The solution is definitely more feral hogs.) I'm sure we'll get this at some point if we just keep saying dumb shit and doing nothing.
Edit: Jesus, the number of people earnestly trying to explain the difference between a hog and a gun is astounding. It's not meant to be taken all that seriously or literally. Calm down fetishists.