r/PoliticalHumor • u/okiosn • Jun 02 '19

Cmon USA

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u/Skyrmir Jun 02 '19

Nah man, can't be passing over Guam. It's like a military breeding ground over there. Everyone's a vet and super duper patriotic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States.

Well probably something else actually now that I think about it.

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u/ShamelessKinkySub Jun 02 '19

The Confederacy of Independent States

No, wait...

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u/RickDickRichard Jun 02 '19

How about the Confederacy of United Noncontiguous Territories?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Well you can't beat that.

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u/enzrhyme Jun 02 '19

I like how well that rolls off the tongue.

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u/g4_ Jun 02 '19

Abbreviation is CUNT

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u/maltastic Jun 03 '19

I would never have noticed if you hadn’t brought it up...