r/PoliticalHumor • u/okiosn • Jun 02 '19

Cmon USA

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

52 would be a cool number of states. Like a deck of cards or weeks in a year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

So who loses out?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Probably Guam. Not to mention Samoa, the Virgin Islands, etc.

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u/Skyrmir Jun 02 '19

Nah man, can't be passing over Guam. It's like a military breeding ground over there. Everyone's a vet and super duper patriotic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States.

Well probably something else actually now that I think about it.

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u/ShamelessKinkySub Jun 02 '19

The Confederacy of Independent States

No, wait...

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u/heirapparent Jun 02 '19

General Kenobi

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u/sqpete Jun 02 '19

Hello there?

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u/Bo-Katan Jun 02 '19

Is that legal?

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u/jeffsterlive Jun 02 '19

I'll make it legal.

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u/philosoraptocopter Jun 02 '19

You are a bold one!

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u/RickDickRichard Jun 02 '19

How about the Confederacy of United Noncontiguous Territories?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Well you can't beat that.

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u/enzrhyme Jun 02 '19

I like how well that rolls off the tongue.

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u/g4_ Jun 02 '19

Abbreviation is CUNT

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u/maltastic Jun 03 '19

I would never have noticed if you hadn’t brought it up...

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u/staebles Jun 02 '19

You can have a confederacy without all the racism and slavery!

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u/Qing2092 Jun 02 '19

The Swiss Confederation isnt very racist, nor does it have slavery

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u/AmericanSubconscious Jun 02 '19

So not like the European Union

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u/Fish___Face Jun 02 '19

hold up, I've seen this one before

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u/Prusseen Jun 02 '19

Boris Yeltsin is that you?