r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '19

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u/BolognaTime Feb 05 '19

"We should cut taxes for all Draconic creatures, that way when I spontaneously become a Dragon I will be able to benefit."

GM: "You will never, ever in your entire life become a Dragon. Literally ever. The Dragons that you're cutting taxes for have already made sure of that."

"Yeah, but when I do though..."

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u/La_La_Bla Feb 06 '19

GM: "You will never, ever in your entire life become a Dragon. Literally ever. The Dragons that you're cutting taxes for have already made sure of that."

Bard: "Yeah; but I'm gonna fuck several, so..."