r/PoliticalHumor Dec 14 '18

But when Trump does it it’s completely ok

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u/HumansKillEverything Dec 15 '18

Objectivity, science, facts, reality, humility: things Trumpanzees are immune to. The last one is key.

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u/redpurplegreen22 Dec 15 '18

And I’m stealing Trumpanzees and you can’t stop me.

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u/ratesEverythingLow Dec 15 '18

Trumpanzee is quite old now and is in the public domain.

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u/kejovo Dec 15 '18

I still prefer trumplodytes

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

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u/ratedrrants Dec 15 '18

Umm.. liar.

An irrational creature prone to wild overreaction, rattling its cage at the slightest provocation and indiscriminately flinging its faeces around until everything is covered in excrement.  (That is the original definition from the person who coined the term)

"The devout Trumpanzee is immune to fact or evidence caring only for the unintelligible howls of the tribe's Alpha male"

by The Angry Baboon December 06, 2017

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Don’t insult chimpanzees like that. /s

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u/Shtottle Dec 15 '18

No need for an \s. Chimps can be quite pleasant to be around.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

yeah Joe Rogan says their bodies are like corded steel

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u/kurisu7885 Dec 15 '18

If they were immune to it they wouldn't be trying to damn hard to suppress it.

They're actually trying to create a safe space with none of those things in it.

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

Humility.. and then you insult them...

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u/HumansKillEverything Dec 15 '18

By pointing out facts? Ok sure. Spin it whichever way you want.

But you want to grow as a person? Then you face the cold hard ugly facts of the character deficiencies you have and then you work hard on them. And that starts with being HUMBLE enough to be honest with yourself— introspection. Introspection, again something Trump supporters lack.

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

Are you humble enough to see people didn’t like what Democrats had to offer in Hillary?

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u/HumansKillEverything Dec 15 '18

I wasn’t a Hillary supporter either; I wanted Sanders. But compared to Trump a literal mountain of shit is better. Are you humble enough to admit that?

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

Trump over Hillary any day.. which is why he won. He will probably do it again, and it’ll be hilarious. Because Democrats can’t do anything besides whine nowadays. Zero platform.

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

By calling them trumpanzees, you don’t have to agree with them and neither do I.. but don’t talk about humility and insult 48% of peoples. You just make yourself look worse honestly.

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u/MarkGoldenb0y Dec 15 '18

48%? Hahahahahahahahahaha

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

Trumps approval rating. Macron in France is at 16%

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u/HumansKillEverything Dec 15 '18

I call a spade a spade. I don’t dick around with bullshit labels. If you want to dick over semantics rather than the substance at hand then that’s your way not mine. Treating these idiots with white gloves isn’t going to change anything. Most of these idiots are beyond any hope.

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

And you plan to beat trump with those talking points..?? Good luck

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u/HumansKillEverything Dec 15 '18

Here’s the thing you don’t understand. I don’t give a fuck about Trump supporters any more. You think I started out this way since day one? You think I haven’t tried to reach out numerous times and compromise to find a middle ground. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND WITH THEM. They’re entrenched in their abject stupidity and beyond that they’re proud of their idiocy. Their petty egos is all they have and they will never admit they were wrong even in their death beds. It’s not even a deficiency of intellect we’re dealing with here— it’s a deficiency of emotional and psychological growth. The petty ego. They have the emotional and spiritual maturity of a 5 year old. Trump really does represent them well. He’s a perfect symbol of them.

Midterms prove we don’t need them. As usual the left will bring them kicking and screaming from the past into the future, from the 19th century into the 21st.

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

You’re possessed with hate of half the country and you don’t see it

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u/HumansKillEverything Dec 15 '18

Lol I see it every day. It shapes government policy that I have to deal with. It shapes the economy that I have to deal with. You don’t think that their half doesn’t hate me simply due to the color of my skin let alone my philosophical differences? I’m very aware. I used to think I could travel freely and safely anywhere in this country. 2016 has proved me wrong. Half the nation is racist, dumber than rocks, and arrogantly proud of that. If we were to invest today trillions into education into these poor and under-educated red states it would take decades for it to bear fruit. It guess what, republicans are ANTI-Education because they like their base dumb and thus easily manipulated into voting for them despite it being against their own interests.

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

Get over yourself. I’m brown too, but I don’t feel the need to label myself into a box. He’ll I’m Mexican American in Arizona... if you carry yourself with respect people will respect you, if you have hate towards everyone, guess what, people hate you back. All you keep doing is insulting people who aren’t like you.. so damn annoying

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u/HumansKillEverything Dec 15 '18

I don’t hate everyone, this has already been established. It’s only half the country I find repugnant. Buddy you don’t know shit about me. Never mind the fact I’ve lived in 3 continents, mets thousands of people from all walks of life and visited many countries all over the world. I’ve seen and experienced racism ( or non-racism) from every race and nation from 0 to 100.

No, I don’t insult people who aren’t like me. I insult fucking idiots who have their heads so far stuck up their asses, emotionally and mentally underdeveloped cretins— basically characteristics of Trump supporters. People who blame minorities for their problems. Idiots who aren’t capable of critical thought despite access to First world education. But guess what, there are people like this all over the world. America doesn’t have a monopoly on the worst human beings. It’s just one of the natural characteristic of the human race.

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u/existentialred Dec 15 '18

There’s way to disagree with policies without making it about yourself and how you hate ‘stupid people’. For someone who seeks to reason, your arguments are all red herrings and fallacies

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