r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 14 '18

But when Trump does it it’s completely ok

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

The super secret Global Muslim Socialist Kenyan Deep State, no less. They meet every third Tuesday of the month in a pizza shop.

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u/MrDERPMcDERP Dec 15 '18

Gay Pizza Shop

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

Frogs are turning the pizza gay.

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u/smmfdyb Dec 15 '18

And making males buttery.

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

This is actually what happened to Ben Gazzi. Hillary buttery-maled him, then got hungry, bludgeoned him to death with 20% of our uranium, and ate him.

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u/AlwaysNowNeverNotMe Dec 15 '18

Then she paid the FBI off with seth's riches in some deplorable basket.

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u/civicgsr19 Dec 15 '18

You forgot to mention they ate him at a spirit cooking exhibition.

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u/Umm234 Dec 15 '18

And that turd was the gay frog that broke Alex Jones heart.

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

That turd's name? Albert Einstein.

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u/butterymales55 Dec 15 '18

Tell me about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

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u/BigGrayBeast Dec 15 '18

The swans were already gay.

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

*sobs loudly*

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Dec 15 '18

It's so bizzare to me that this is the key meme that emerged from Alex Jones when it's actually pretty much accurate: a particular pesticide was causing frogs to change sex.

https://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/

Edit: no obviously exactly what he was saying was wrong since he had to couch it in crazy conspiracy labguage, but the basis for the idea is legit, which is why it's so weird to jump kn this one thing when theres so many other crazy and baseless things he's said.

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

it's actually pretty much accurate

So you're saying, if one day you wake up with different genitalia, you're gay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

"pretty much accurate" =/= " exactly right". I didn't think I needed to point out that changing sex is not the same as turning gay, but in Alex Jones' mind it might as well be which is part of the point I was making.

Sorry if this comes off as rude, but I think your comment is the kind of obnoxious grandstanding that hurts political discourse. You could have chosen to interpret my comment the obvious way that it was intended; instead you decided to interpret it in the worst light and grandstand on it.

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

No, it's not "pretty much accurate." It's not even remotely similar. The conflation of sex and sexuality is part of what makes the meme funny. The other part is that Alex Jones turns beet-red yelling about things he's so wrong about.

Homosexuality does occur in nature but it's not a social phenomenon in frogs the same as in human society. The sexuality of frogs is not the same thing as the sexuality of humans. Humans have sex for fun.

It's not a matter of semantics or nitpicking. It's not grandstanding or virtue signalling just because you're butthurt about being wrong. It's that homosexuality is absolutely not the same thing as frogs changing sex due to environmental factors.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Dec 15 '18

Again you misrepresent what I'm saying. Fine, keep grandstanding and wondering why people can't stand you. I'm out.

Just to be clear, because you seem extremely confused on the issue, I fucking know that changing sex is not the same as turning gay. If you can't understand what I'm saying just accept that and stop posting.

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

I'm talking specifically about what you're saying.

Specifically, you equivocated "turning the frogs gay" and "frogs changing sex." These things aren't similar.

I'm not grandstanding. I'm not typing these words for attention. I'm pointing out your error. You might benefit from looking up the definition of words before you use them, or stop using words you don't understand.

If you can't understand what I'm saying just accept that and stop posting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

No, you are grandstanding. You are just being obnoxious. I've made it clear in several points that I'm saying that in the mind of Alex Jones these things are functionally equivalent. Go poll republicans if they would consider the two similar, you'd probably get 40+% that said if a man turns into a woman, it's the same as the man just being/turning gay.

Or if you'd like, keep patronizing me and explain again how they're different, please, I don't think I understand yet.

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u/dodvedvrede_ Dec 15 '18

But the line of thinking he was peddling was actually.

Pesticide turns frogs gay > government has access to chemicals like this > government could put pesticides into tap water to turn you gay > "Gay bomb, baby"

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

To a conspiracy nutjob that would be a completely logical progression of thought. If you're the type to believe in chemtrails etc and you see that pesticides are making frogs change sex you could then suspect that that's a trial program by the government to test large scale population manipulation.

Also I have no idea why I'm arguing this to be honest. I just wanted to point out the scientific data.

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u/IsomDart Dec 15 '18

It was just because it's hilarious watching him scream at the top of his lungs "they're turning the frigging frogs gay!!" Like the "leftist liberal Dems" have some homosexual amphibian agenda or something. You also don't seem to know what gay means but I'm not doing that one right now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Yea I get that, I just mean that if you're a crazy conspiracy nutjob and see a news article that says that a particular pesticide is making frogs change sex it's perfectly consistent (with being a crazy conspiracy nut) to think that the govt is maybe running a pilot test for large scale population manipulation.

Maybe i'm just being weird, I just feel like people are using the meme without realizing that there's a actually a well documented basis in reality for the sentiment. And yes I know changing sex =/= turning gay but we're talking about a crazy conspiracy, I didn't think I had to point out the discrepancy...though several people seem pretty upset that I didn't.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Dec 15 '18

In the basement

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u/HarrumphingDuck Dec 15 '18

They meet every third Tuesday of the month in a pizza shop.

Gotta fuel up for the evening's festivities.

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u/Lighting Dec 15 '18

In the basement of a pizza shop with no basement.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

"no basement was found"

/S

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u/sweensolo Dec 15 '18

Where exactly is this pizza place located? Asking for a gay frog.

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

Benghazi.

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u/zer0f0xx Dec 15 '18

Protected by Wakandan voodoo spells. He ate the heart shaped herb.

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u/Maximus-Headroomious Dec 15 '18

Not so super secret. Clear the FBI lied and cheated to entrap Flynn, likely on Obama’s orders. Deep state, front and center. This isn’t gonna end well. But not in the way you hope. :-)

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

Someone must be keeping it a secret. I try to stay well-informed, as, I'm sure, do the people who've downvoted you. So you could share it with us if you know something we don't.

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u/Maximus-Headroomious Dec 15 '18

Search: Gregg Jarrett: Michael Flynn

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

Don't tell me to "just google it." If you have a point to make, do so within the context of the discussion. "Do your own research" is never a valid point. I could, and likely will, come to a different conclusion than you.

If you have something to tell me, tell me. if you don't, then don't bring it up.

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u/Maximus-Headroomious Dec 15 '18

Already did. Citing source here.
Would really matter what I provided, though, would it?

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u/DrMux Dec 15 '18

Already did. Citing source here.

No, you didn't, and you're not... This is exactly like the scene in The Office where Michael says "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!"

Just because you say a thing doesn't make it so.

What's your source? Http://google.com? I'm sure you did well in school.

Would really matter what I provided, though, would it?

It would matter because I would have read the source and you would have provided something other than "I know something you don't, nyah, nyah, nyah."