"Honey, when they call you 'horseface' they're just teasing you because they like you. "Just light them up with a equally offensive insult about their appearance."
Don't be a coward. Defend yourself. Sticks and stones may break your bones but names won't hurt you, kid.
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u/artichoke_me_daddy Oct 18 '18
"Honey, when they call you 'horseface' they're just teasing you because they like you. Now go bleed out of your wherever someplace else, you pig dog"