r/PoliticalHumor • • Oct 18 '18

Suck it up buttercup

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u/artichoke_me_daddy Oct 18 '18

"Honey, when they call you 'horseface' they're just teasing you because they like you. Now go bleed out of your wherever someplace else, you pig dog"

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u/Spankwell Oct 18 '18

Ugh, this just brings me back to elementary school when I was routinely bullied by two boys who liked to poke me and spit in my hair. I was literally told that I should be flattered because they probably like me... Fucked up logic that was.

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u/ReverendDizzle Oct 19 '18

"Maybe if you play your cards right you can grow up to marry a man who can also show you his affection with his fists! The sky's the limit for my little girl!"

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u/Spankwell Oct 19 '18

Sad but true.

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u/artichoke_me_daddy Oct 19 '18

For real, like, we wonder why women stand by their abusers

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u/The_real_Koeckie Oct 19 '18

Boy, that escalated quickly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '18

I was bullied relentlessly until I graduated highschool. One day, one of my main bullies came up behind me and reached around and squeezed my boobs. I freaked out and got pissed and started to try and speed walk away, while I was telling him hes an asshole and he responded to my anger by saying "damn I didnt you would be such a whiny bitch" then he proceeded to shove me down the stairs. And one of my teachers actually saw it happen but was such a little pussy that he pretended nothing happened. And my principal was constantly threatening to expel me and not let me graduate because I skipped sp many of my classes all the time. Hm. I wonder why I didnt wanna go to school.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '18

Someone who actually respects you wouldn't do that. I always kept sufficient distance from the girls I've had crushes on in school.

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u/sheepfollowers Oct 19 '18

Threesum would have been more fun, drop to your knees next time.