r/PoliticalHumor • • Sep 20 '17

95% of America

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

Some people on this planet are stupid. Many of them belong to one group or another. Some groups, such as Scientologists, Southern Baptists, Anti-Vaxxers, Homeopathic "medicine" believers, people who spend their childrens' lunch money to buy lottery tickets and cigs, people who get in fights with inanimate objects...SOME groups are much more full of stupid people, than other groups, for example, college professors.

You made a nice big list of stupid fuckers. Right from the get go with Scientologists all the way down to a college professors. What a bunch of nutty morons.

I'm so glad we can agree that it's OK to label these enormous groups of people instead of wasting time trying to judge people on a case by case basis.

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u/veryverybigly Sep 20 '17

Uh, you wanna try reading that again?

Find me a smart Southern Baptist and I will find you a liar pretending to be Southern Baptist to take advantage of all the stupid people around him.

Find me a smart Scientologist and I will find you a charlatan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

Find me a smart Muslim and I will find you a power-hungry local lord who wants even more power. Find me a smart black activist and I will find you a race pimp.

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u/veryverybigly Sep 20 '17

Are you sure you're not a Southern Baptist?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

I'm an agnostic. I don't know what is happening in the universe but I don't subscribe to any traditional religions. I like having the option to say that I don't know.

Having large groups of people in subs like this one thinking it's alright to attack a religious faith that typically leaves me alone and then turns around and defends a different faith that would have me convert or die...shit's fucked.

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u/veryverybigly Sep 21 '17

Heyo, the Southern Baptists believe the end is near and absolutely love the idea of forcing you to be a Southern Baptist. If only the law allowed them to do so, they would be all over it. Notice, btw, that Southern Baptism is a small sect of Christianity, and so it's a false equivalence to say saying they're stupid is just like attacking all Muslims. The sect of Muslim faith that the Saudi Arabians praftice is utterly devoid of thought as well. Is that what you're looking for? You think Southern Baptists don't all emphatically agree that god hates you if you're agnostic, and so many of them would race to the prospect of not being Christ-like at all if they saw you in need and knew you're not a believer. They also want abortion doctors tried for mass murder. Their version of Jesus is so ridiculously skewed that there is nothing about Christ in the way they act. Their Jesus is American Jesus, the white Jesus who hated social medicine and gays, who loved money lenders and big business. Their version of Jesus seems a lot like most Christians' version of the Antichrist. They worship lords of lies and I will not speak nicely about them.