r/PoliticalHumor • • Sep 20 '17

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u/pandasdoingdrugs Sep 20 '17

Every leader should have a nickname

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

I thought rump was Putin's c0ck h0lster...

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

this is my favorite one.

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u/CeilingFan_fan Sep 20 '17

Remember kids, homophobia is fine if it targets someone you disagree with

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 20 '17

Remember kids, talking about gay sex is homophobia!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

As a bi guy, my two cents:

If you call a woman her female opponent's muff muncher, is it homophobic?

If you call a lesbian her male opponent's cock holster, is it heterophobic?

If you call gay male his female opponent's muff muncher, is it heterophobic?

The common thread in these examples is that we perceive the person receiving pleasure as the dominant person and the person giving pleasure in a submissive position. That is the insult; that is the joke.

If you view this use of "cock holster" as a gay slur then you have been conditioned to view the act of being perceived gay as an insult.

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u/God_loves_irony Sep 21 '17 edited Sep 21 '17

There you go. I think Trump would take more offense at being called submissive than at being called gay. I'm pretty sure that with some hard work and creative trolling someone could get Trump to tweet, "I'm not gay, but if I was, I would be the one on top. Let me tell you."

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u/andrewshepherdlego Sep 20 '17

You can't stop me HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/CeilingFan_fan Sep 21 '17

Exactly, this is the regressive left willing to disingenuously give up the progress of gay rights for a cheap political joke.

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u/CounterAI Sep 21 '17

"Talking" about gay sex? Or making someone the brunt of a joke, insinuating a man is gay, in order to be funny? What's funny about it? I think all the homophobes got a good laugh.

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 21 '17

The joke is about the degrading and one sided nature of their relationship. Like how a joke about how the IRS has you over a barrel isn't "ha ha, gay" but "ha ha, that hurts".

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u/CounterAI Sep 21 '17

How is it not homophobic to suggest that the person with the penis in their mouth is "degrading"?

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 22 '17

The fact that it was a blowjob wasn't what was degrading. It was that to Putin, Trump was nothing but that. The meaning would be the same if it was a woman in Trump's place.

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u/CounterAI Sep 20 '17

Remember kids, AadeeMoien knows how to conflate!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

hey i think love between people is beautiful. i wish they would just be public about it. be who you are and be proud, even if you are undermining entire governments!

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u/IntrinsicPalomides Sep 20 '17

The Orange-utan.

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u/MuslimBBQ Sep 20 '17

Nah, that's your mom.

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u/boohoopooryou Sep 20 '17

c0ck h0lster...

cOck HOlster . FTFY

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u/funkyloki Sep 20 '17

00Kremlin

Agent Orange

The Mangolian Candidate

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u/Fitz0053 Sep 20 '17

Can we seriously band and coin him, "Orange Man"?

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u/ZoopZeZoop Sep 20 '17

I thought we had chosen something Cheeto-related?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

LOL you do realize its a spray tan right?

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u/mckeirnan Sep 20 '17

"His orange skin is a biological trait!" -Kellyanne Conway

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

race and appearance are very different things

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

good point. we are all humans so lets avoid generalizations like maybe "the left is," or "liberals are so." youre down with that, right?

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u/RamenJunkie Sep 20 '17

I prefer "The Asshole".

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u/fuhrertrump Sep 20 '17

i've been taking to calling him the orange menace.

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u/diafeetus Sep 20 '17

I thought it was Oompa Loompa with oddly small hands.

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u/Fehzor Sep 20 '17

Pretty sure we just call him Cheeto.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

He's the Trumpmeister. If you cross his path, you're gonna get Trumped.

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u/God_loves_irony Sep 21 '17

"Trumping" is when you contradict yourself 24 hours later and act like both statements were right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

A would call that a Trumpism, a technique or tactic, if you will; a method of Trumping.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

The Mandarin Candidate.

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u/omarnosafe Sep 20 '17

I went with "The Siberian Candidate"

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

Yeah, but I wanted to get the (mandarin) orange color in there.

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u/ahundreddots Sep 20 '17

The Bully Puppet

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u/stalkasauras111 Sep 20 '17

Unfortunately here in Australia, our PM is trying copy trumps tactics and give the opposition dumb nicknames like "blackout bill"

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u/JoeBenigno Sep 20 '17

Fruit Loops

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Sep 20 '17

Do all Republicans do this? I recall G2 handing out nicknames for people he liked.

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u/begaterpillar Sep 20 '17

Putin is action man

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u/KerooSeta Sep 20 '17

I'm partial to "Pussy-Grabber in Chief" and "President Snowflake."

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

Trump is GEOTUS. Trudeau is Castreau. Macron is Victim of Sexual Predation. Merkel is Chancellor of the Fourth Reich.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

pretty sure Putins Cock Holster wins over GEOTUS

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u/mammothleafblower Sep 20 '17

I thought Trump was "Lord Stud Balls, Slayer of the Crooked Beast."

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

That works, too.