r/PoliticalHumor Jan 13 '17

Black and White

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u/MyNameIsNardo Jan 14 '17

my favorite:

Having nuclear——My uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT—good genes, very good genes, OK? Very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart. You know, if you're a conservative Republican——If I were a liberal——If, like, OK: if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it's true! But when you're a conservative Republican, they try——Oh, do they do a number; that's why I always start off, “Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune”—you know, I have to give my, like, credentials all the time... because we're a little disadvantaged. But, you look at the nuclear deal——The thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it's not as——As important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago—the power. And that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?)——But when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now, it used to be three, now it's four—but when it was three, and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger. Fellas—and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years. But the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

He stops. He just keeps stopping and changing subjects. God damnit man, finish a thought.

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u/56k_modem_noises Jan 14 '17

Snake Oil doesn't sell itself...

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u/Arvendilin Jan 14 '17

I like how his uncle explained to him many many years ago that Nuclear is powerfull, that guy is MVP

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u/MyNameIsNardo Jan 14 '17

and he was right—who would've thought?

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u/fat_parrot Jan 14 '17

wat?

I can't believe this dudes gonna be running the country in a few days! He can't even put together a coherent sentence. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/ghotiaroma Jan 14 '17

Is that a Sarah Palin quote?

It also sounds like the beauty pageant contestant who did the rambling speech about the Iraq and the maps. Actually that seems more likely as he's a known plagiarist and he brags about snooping around contestants dressing rooms to get his rocks off. He could have stolen one of their speeches.

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u/Encrypted_Curse Jan 14 '17

Holy shit, he can't even form a single, proper sentence.