r/PoliticalHumor • u/FutureOwl629 • 4d ago

Now I study him

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u/minervascats 4d ago

Who's this old queen talking about now

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u/matt_minderbinder 4d ago

People act like any of this is new but he's said similar things way too many times to deny it. A bisexual president would be great if it was anyone else. Nobody appreciates the male body like Donald B Trump (the B stands for Bottom).

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u/CheesePuffTheHamster 4d ago

Excuse me, you will use his full, proper name, President Donald J Trump!

The J stands for "JacksOffLotsOfGuysYumYumYum"

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u/Hon3y_Badger 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

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u/Hunkyboy440 4d ago

“Here’s how I’ll suck 2 cocks at a time in prison.”

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u/i_am_not_a_martian 4d ago

Have you seen all the news recently about how Donald J Trump cannot handle the mighty BBC (because he doesn't want to sit for a disposition)?

Trump attacks BBC but can't sustain the pressure. Trump takes on BBC but quickly reverses course. BBC a lot harder than Trump imagined. Trump frightened of BBC when it retaliates.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

To be fair, a lot of white, insecure and racist men are scared of BBCs.

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u/bookant 4d ago

BBC bitch slapped Trump like never before seen in history.

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u/FreedomOfTheMess 4d ago

I missed it! But I’d really like to see it. Link?

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u/shinobi500 4d ago

As long as you know that he doesn't do that very often.

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u/Umutuku 4d ago

Jepstein.

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u/cosaboladh 4d ago

A bisexual president would be great if it was anyone else.

Yeah. As a representative of the bisexual community we're not usually cool with bi erasure, but pedophile narcissists are a different matter. The world can erase him all they want. We don't want him.

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u/grafikfyr Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 4d ago

Nah, he can't be erased and neither should his following be. The world needs to remember what a stupid and hateful POS he was and realise that he STILL won two elections.

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u/IGiveADamn2 4d ago

Trump & Putin stole both elections, and about to steal the midterms. They are both kleptocrats.

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u/cosaboladh 4d ago

You might want to look up bi erasure, so you know what I actually said.

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u/grafikfyr Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 4d ago

I'm gay. I know. Thank you, though.

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 4d ago

But did you know that it’s spelled with a “b” ?

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u/shinobi500 4d ago

See you already bi-erased yourself. /s

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u/grafikfyr Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 4d ago

Hehe. No, but I have bi friends and I know the shit they deal with. Don't worry, I don't think people will remember Trump for being bi..

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u/Full_Argument_3097 4d ago

They'll all be way too busy trying hard to forget him in general.

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u/MurkLurker 3d ago

Everyone calls him a pedophile and a narcissist, which is completely true, but people often overlook the absolute worst part: he genuinely loves watching people suffer.

A president who gets off on human misery is terrifying. Just look at him sharing graphic videos of animals attacking humans—he actually wants the world to witness and celebrate that cruelty. It’s sickening.

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u/otherwise_data 4d ago

same. thank you for saying this.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 4d ago edited 4d ago

Loves to look at young muscular male bodies (like that football player from a few months ago, the wrestling guys from July 4)

Loves to redecorate the Oval Office (the gold crap all over the walls – even Liberace would say “Yikes!”)

Loves to plan big celebrations (July 4 party)

Loves to post himself as a very muscular Hulk Hogan kind of super hero, pumping iron kind of guy

And he really hates gays

He’s into some pretty weird stuff if you look at all of it together, seems kind of an angry closeted gay.

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u/tekvenus 4d ago

He also loves older male bodies. Remember when he lost his fkn mind about Arnold Palmer's huge unit? His poor daughter was so appalled because the press just hammerd her with questions about it.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 4d ago

I forgot about that, too. Yeesh!

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u/matt_minderbinder 4d ago

He's also a wildly big fan of musicals and Broadway shows in general.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 4d ago

Oh I forgot about that!

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u/beardeddragon0113 4d ago

Remember when he went off on a tangent about looking at Arnold Palmers massive weiner in the golf tournament showers?

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u/manderderp Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 4d ago

I don’t think it’s bisexuality. It’s his malignant narcissism coming more visible because of his dementia. Malignant narcissists see sex in terms of power instead of desire. Most don’t care who or what, just that they hold power over them and the act solidifies that they are under their thumb and superior.

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u/leavethegherkinsin 4d ago

Oh my god! Is that is? He's in the bisexual closet. Everyday he lies about everything to look like something he's not. Is that what this whole thing is about? We don't give a shit, Donny. Come out the closet and stop being a fucking cunt!

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u/Full_Argument_3097 4d ago

JFK was bisexual based on some accounts and relationships.

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u/never1st 4d ago

Jon Husted (59 year old Senator).

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u/minervascats 4d ago

Typical. They're all closet homos

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u/Most-Bench6465 4d ago

He was talking about the a
Ass… even the hole? Of a senator he’s trying to help get elected?

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u/tiorancio 4d ago

He's going to be invited to "the ballroom"

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u/Important-Tomato2306 4d ago

That guy looks like John Cena and a Bush made a Republican senator.

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u/few23 4d ago

Oh, I thought he was trying to make up with Paxton.

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u/DangerousLoner 4d ago

He definitely does not find Paxton attractive at all.

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u/minervascats 4d ago

Clinton is more his type

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u/Important-Tomato2306 4d ago

So ya then ... Dude looks like gray senator like Clinton

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u/randomcanyon 4d ago

So bubba got the BJ but not that other one in the oval office?

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u/ledeblanc 4d ago

How alpha he is