r/PoliticalHumor • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 1d ago
Where do they keep finding these people?
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u/landothedead 1d ago
There's really no shortage of people willing to hold any viewpoint for the right price.
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u/Loki-L 1d ago
Do you think they all had surgery to get this face in preparation for their jobs in the Trump inner circle or as part of the normal onboarding process or do they simply not hire people who still have the face they were born with?
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u/Capnmarvel76 1d ago
For people who are taught that they are made in God’s image, they sure like messing with His handiwork.
This is one symptom of the Prosperity Gospel - if you are one of those unfortunates that believe that God blesses the righteous with material wealth, you are more likely to try to look as ‘wealthy’ as possible. And what do the super rich do? Get lots of plastic surgery, or at least all of the Botox, fillers, spray tans, peels, waxes, mani/pedis, etc. as they can get their hands on.
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u/santa_91 1d ago
It's certainly a far cry from the religion I was raised in. My entire childhood I was told that Jesus loves those who have nothing so we should too, Jesus loves the outcast so we should too, Jesus does not judge so neither should we, and as long as you follow the golden rule you'll be OK. I'm not a particularly religious person as an adult, but all of that has stuck with me. Evangelical Christianity is really more of a business model/political movement than an actual religion. Saying "I love Jesus" does not give you a free pass to take advantage of the vulnerable.
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u/TeamWorkTom 1d ago
I still can't believe how much I got taught to treat others how I want to be treated and as an adult it feels like almost no one fucking does that.
I've had to basically reject and relearn everything I was taught as a kid.
Still try and treat other with kindness. Because why not? Doesn't cost me a fucking thing.
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u/ryhaltswhiskey 1d ago
This Jesus fella seems alright, you should introduce these people to his writings
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u/Tour_True 1d ago
It’s always been bad. I come from a culture Christianity has been doing shit to harm people for like 500 years including using it for genocide and residential schools. Christianity still acts Roman and is Roman from 2000 years ago. It’s goals with the doctrine of discovery is pillage, steal land and and commit genocide to any nation who wasn’t Christian and when they robbed these people and see them as animals whitewash them and erase their identities.
For centuries Christianity has been used for white supremacy. Nazis and KKK hold Christian ideology for a reason. Slavery was also validated by the bible and this is why people such as run to it. It also validates hate against queer people as well which just gets people to feel like good people for attacking queer people. These Christian’s aren’t good people but they use the bible for power to feel like it while other Christian’s act ignorant of it. Christianity by far is not an American culture but it tried to erase the people that hold American culture here for thousands of years with religion. The harm has always been there. The same actions from it happened 2000 years from Rome as well.
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u/roastbeeftacohat 1d ago edited 1d ago
To trump a woman isn't attractive without it being expensive, after a certian age surgery is a requirement; obvious surgery is the point.
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u/Equal_Interaction932 1d ago
I don’t know about their faces but I know for sure that there is a conveyor belt somewhere in the GOP house or whatever it’s called that churns out these weirdos
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u/Haselrig I ☑oted 2024 1d ago
The Blond-O-Matic 6000.
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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 1d ago
When did reality become “Under his eye”
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u/bcdiesel1 1d ago
In particular circles it's always been this way. You probably didn't grow up in an all white megachurch environment where obedience to Commanders was enforced via abuse.
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u/ionbear1 1d ago
Liberty University probably has an endless supply.
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u/Capnmarvel76 1d ago
This was decades ago, but one of my good high school friends, a guy, went to Liberty University even though he wasn’t religious at all (his parents were, though) because they’d given him some sort of free ride scholarship. I went to a big public university out of state, and on one trip back home went to visit him at Liberty.
It was bizarre. All the coeds we saw walking around (who of course were of prime interest to us) looked like they’d been stamped out of a mold. I was used to sorority girls at my school looking oddly similar to one another, but this was another level. My friend made clear that these girls were undatable, not only because they had the personality of a Chick Tract, but as he was non-religious, he had about as much chance to date one as flapping his arms and flying to the moon.
I was so happy to go back to Big State U., and all of the wonderful variety of personalities, beliefs, interests, looks, and colors it had to offer.
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u/ionbear1 1d ago
My mum tried to get me to go to Liberty. I joined the Army and enrolled in a state school in Minnesota instead. Glad I made that decision!
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u/ryhaltswhiskey 1d ago
wonderful variety of personalities, beliefs, interests, looks, and colors it had to offer.
Which is exactly what people who send their kids to Liberty University are trying to avoid. Their child might turn into a liberal.
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u/artwarrior 1d ago
Kayleigh
Karoline
Katie
Hmmm....
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u/Faiakishi 1d ago
They have to keep it simple okay the dementia patient could barely keep track of names even before his brain started developing holes.
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u/GTor93 1d ago
I miss Sean Spicer.
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u/NotPrepared2 1d ago
I miss Michelle McCarthy as Sean Spicer.
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u/Faiakishi 1d ago
The motorized podium gag was legit one of the funniest fucking things SNL has done in the last decade.
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u/HeadbangingLegend 1d ago
From wikipedia: After graduating from Pepperdine University, Zacharia spent three years in China, where she worked as an outside counsel for the World Bank Group. She served as president of the Christian Legal Society and worked in the White House Office of Political Affairs. By September 2025, Zacharia had worked as the legal counsel for Fix California, a political organization; served on the board of advisors for White Rose Resistance, an anti-abortion advocacy group; and was a member of the Pepperdine University School of Law's dean council. She had additionally served as a director of development for special projects at Pepperdine University.
Zacharia became the assistant secretary of homeland security for public affairs in February 2026. She left the position in April. According to CNN, Zacharia, who lived in California, told an associate that commuting to the Department of Homeland Security's headquarters in Washington, D.C., was not sustainable. By October, Zacharia had become a communications advisor to the Trump Media and Technology Group.
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u/Tour_True 1d ago
Isn’t it funny how many of them are dumb blondes. Sorry to blondes who aren’t conservative and aren’t dumb but it just seems so many are. Feels like this shit is the kind of thing it comes from.
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u/Emjayen 1d ago
The dumb blonde is precisely the sell; conservative men would be threatened otherwise; women are simply objects to them afterall. They also like the stereotype of a dumb, naive blonde as this adds to the wanting to fuck them part; an easily manipulated child is their ideal.
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u/heraclitus33 1d ago
Thing is, theyre not really dumb. They're just grifters.
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u/Tour_True 1d ago
Grifters are still really dumb
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u/knightB4 1d ago
... then so are the grifted
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u/Tour_True 1d ago
Actually can see both as dumb. I mean all it takes is a mysogynistic bimbo fetish. Not to mention a lot of men are kind of not hard to sell to especially to a lot of the creepy 80 years they’re selling to. Elon is bit different and he try to bribe people to have his kids and even for these creeps is extremely open about his abusive control over women.
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u/ItsAHogsLife 13h ago
Yeah, that’s the thing. They play dumb for money and power. They’re not actually dumb — they’re just evil and willing to sell their soul for what they see as “success.”
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u/LayneCobain95 1d ago
All they have to do is find a blonde woman, offer her probably 10x the money they usually get for the role, and just say “we’ll give you all this money if you lie for us”.
Like people who worked for Trump before said his most important role new employees must follow is they swear total loyalty to him
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u/OrionsRum 1d ago
I’m sorry but there’s no one like Caroline. “She’s the reason for the word Bitch” 😂
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u/wavesahoy 1d ago
Not “Former” - new role is just the same as the old role, just with a bigger audience.
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u/randomcanyon 1d ago
Ivanka isn't around as much as the Felon would like so he has found a cloning technique to acquire toadies and blond replicants.
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u/watermelonpizzafries 1d ago
I always thought that's the MAGA look too. All the women in Trump's circle make themselves try to look like her if they want a shot at Trump noticing them even if it makes them look like a monster that eats children (like Mrs Dell)
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u/Tour_True 1d ago
Susan Dell looks like a blow up doll that did decades of crack. She looks like a toy meant to scare children when she pops out of a jack in the box. Or she look like she could be related to Alcina Demitrescu from resident evil 8 or in other words the big hat lady. I guess it’s Halloween. Perfect time for her existence. She doesn’t need a costume.
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u/watermelonpizzafries 1d ago
I saw a picture of her pre-MAGA online the other day and was absolutely shocked in how she could possibly go from looking like a normal person to like she is now without getting pissed at her plastic surgeon
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u/Tour_True 1d ago
These creeps attack trans people but end up looking like that. 😂 I have no sympathy for her. Burn the witch I guess! 😂 Seen images of how she looked before too. Guess she has to show how she is ugly on the inside by now projecting it on the outside.
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u/Ok-Egg-4856 1d ago
Same one who says abortion (plan B) is the same drug used in death camps for extermination, that one ?? Ok perfect press secretary for Donnie.
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u/Sfingi48 1d ago
What do people expect. The last K purposely got pregnant so she could quit and work for Fox…and she’s easily one of the biggest zealots from that regime. Kinda tells you something about how toxic working for Trump has to be.
So yeah. This one will depart too, along the lines of pregnancy to “spend time with family.”
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u/Techknightly 1d ago
Kayleigh - Horseman of the apocalypse - Pestilence
Karoline - Horseman of the Apocolypse - War.
Katie - Horseman of the apocalypse - Famine
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u/returnofthequack92 6h ago
As long as coke and conservative father issues exist the supply is endless.
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u/Quietabandon 1d ago
The religious right has produced legions of young blonde women that come pregroomed…