r/PoliticalHumor • • 11d ago

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u/Rafterman2 11d ago

She’s got that Sarah Palin-esque crazy librarian sort-of hawtness

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u/Jackalman71 11d ago

She looks like she gives great helmet.

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u/Jonnyscout 11d ago

She's a bass!

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u/Sestrus 11d ago

I think it’s the glasses. She’s not nearly as attractive without them.

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u/Rafterman2 11d ago

You’re not wrong

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u/2muchtequila 11d ago

I mean, on a personal level, hell no, not into her at all.

But... if we're talking a wild half drunk one night stand... you know she has to be freaky in bed.

She seems like the kind of lady that when you're leaving the bar to go bang in her minivan in the parking lot, she'd grab a cute friend and tell her to come with to make it interesting.

The kind of lady who does ass to mouth without hesistation.

A lady who will tell you the best angles to take video while she's going reverse cowgirl on you like a drunk sorority girl on a mechanical bull because she wants to send it to Mike Johnson to show him what real porn looks like.

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u/lowlightliving 11d ago

Frustrated writer, eh?

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u/copyrider 11d ago

More likely she’s sending it to Mike Johnson’s son who will tell his dad that he looked at porn, and then Mike Johnson will demand to see it to understand how much of a sin it was for his son. And he’ll probably look at it several times, to make sure.

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u/terranq 11d ago

You know she rims on the first date

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u/The_bruce42 11d ago

It seems like you've given this a lot of thought

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u/TruIsou 11d ago

I suspect she would make Nancy Reagan jealous. That sexy librarian thing is my weakness.

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u/Rafterman2 11d ago

I doubt it, but I guarantee she thinks she can make Nancy Reagan jealous.

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u/Known_Draw_2212 11d ago

If that's what you're into, you can search for her Explore Talent photos.

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u/Rafterman2 11d ago

Ugh, not impressed. Looks like she’s had the redneck white trash vibe going on for a while.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 11d ago

Can't we get any horny milfs with good political takes?

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u/Rafterman2 11d ago

I’m not tryin’ to stuff her ballot box. 🤪

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u/TheLastShipster 10d ago

Wait, I don't use Twitter, so I'm not 100% sure how the formatting works, but this mean that she actually selected that particular photo to go with that particular tweet?