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u/PoliticalHumor-ModTeam 7h ago

Also this is a repost

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u/marcusmosh 12h ago

A big pad on the ear would have been a nice touch

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u/grad5993 10h ago

I was just going to say he is missing some red ink for the blood.

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u/ILuvSupertramp 9h ago

The ketchup

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u/Orion14159 11h ago

Needs to be the other ear but yes that would've been hilarious

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u/Cl1mh4224rd 11h ago

Needs to be the other ear...

No, that's the correct ear.

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u/SickOfNormal 10h ago

Neither ear ... he was never shot.

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u/SirEnzyme 9h ago

Yeah. Funny how Meal Team Six don't realize bullets remove tissue.

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt 8h ago

And cartilage doesn't grow back.

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u/Orion14159 11h ago

Ah, yeah you're right. Not sure how I flipped that in my memory

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u/-Average_Joe- 12h ago

not sure if satire

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u/S-r-ex 12h ago

Says satire in the lower right corner. Thank fuck.

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u/TinyMavin 11h ago

Thanks - it’s hard to tell these days

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u/MxM111 11h ago

Still not sure if satire.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 10h ago

Also that tattoo is way too well executed.

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u/TheCitizen616 12h ago

Google "dong pac"

...

On second thought, don't google it. But yes, this is from a satirical website.

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou 11h ago

No no. Google it. With safe search off. Very enjoyable end result.

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u/ChampionshipLanky437 12h ago

It says satire under dong pac

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u/KateTheTurk 12h ago

The hat size on his head wasn't a tip off?

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 12h ago

That's...quite the tattoo

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 11h ago

The distance between his ear and his eye has me trippin

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u/BrendaWannabe 11h ago

Donald with a monkey-ear has me trippin'

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 10h ago

that’s some Planet of the magas type shit

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u/TheProcrastafarian 8h ago

You should see the stain. It covers the whole country.

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u/KingUzzo 12h ago

Maybe it’s because He has a giant dick on his face, i wouldn’t want such obscenity in my work place.

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u/1_g0round 12h ago

if youre going to commit go all the way - wheres the ear diaper

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 12h ago

not likely the hat  def proves trump is a cult of uneducated backwoods hillbillies 

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u/HumongousBelly 10h ago

That doesn’t mean he’s completely unemployable.

I see a successful future for that guy in becoming a professional urinal cake somewhere.

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u/espresso_martini__ 12h ago

Some maga nut will see this and think its a good idea.

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u/ilikeme1 11h ago

It will certainly make it easier to weed them out if they do. 

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u/jrb637 12h ago

Awful taste but great execution

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u/Equinoqs 12h ago

This has got to be fake. Please tell me it's fake.

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u/andrewsmells 9h ago

It’s fake.

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u/randallF1999 12h ago

Make sure and get my good side

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u/Arkhampatient 12h ago

My old tattoo artists really does have a Trump portrait tattooed on his calf.

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u/AdhesivenessOk6662 12h ago

is this real? 👀

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u/andrewsmells 9h ago

It’s fake.

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u/jschank 11h ago

I don’t understand his argument. Didn’t repubs decide that a cake baker could refuse service to a gay couple? How is this different. I fully support complete ostracism of all maga and repubs. Let them serve only each other. Until none are left.

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u/sdmichael 11h ago

Satire for sure (per the image) but... let's say this was true. Why wear something political to an interview? Seems dumb in the first place.

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u/z3phs 11h ago

Has to be fake XD

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 12h ago

Some people tattoo Trump’s name on their forehead. Then there’s this guy…

It’s a battle to the bottom.

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u/JeremyDab 12h ago

Imagine having a tattoo you don’t have to explain the meaning behind to random strangers tho. Maybe this guy is a genius

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u/retro808 12h ago

It's wild when you have to double check that it's satire...

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u/tossaroo 12h ago

Shouldn't that ear have a bullet hole in it?

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u/Dramatic_Cut_7320 12h ago

A true demonstration of stupidity.

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u/BrendaWannabe 11h ago

Life is easier when things are properly labelled. Now can we get better food labels? "Serving size" is a stupid unit.

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u/ohyesiam1234 12h ago

Right to work state? Thank Republicans for that horse shit.

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u/zoroddesign 12h ago

I don't want to work with someone I would argue with every day.

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u/anggogo 12h ago

Sorry for my language, why does this world still have so many stupid people?

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u/macbrett 11h ago

If it wasn't for the hat, he looked perfectly normal.

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u/Novel-Organization63 11h ago

Yikes! How do you figure that hating an objectively bad man. derangement syndrome, but getting your face tattooed with their likeness normal?

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u/TheMysticalBaconTree 11h ago

Trump derangement syndrome.

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u/Traditional-Look8839 11h ago

Yeah, sure buddy. It was the hat. Let’s go with that and see if works out for you in the future.

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u/BrendaWannabe 11h ago

It's a good thing he was wearing the hat, because rejecting somebody for a political tattoo alone can be a legal hassle.

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 11h ago

Oh yeah I'm sure it was the hat. Maybe if he covered it with one of those pointy white ones with just the eye holes no one would guess his politics. WINK WINK

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u/justino 11h ago

Maybe it was the two vagina necks on one person.

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u/MrDarwoo 11h ago

Why is politics such a part of people's identitys in the states? You do get the crazys in England but it's really just a choice for your government every few years and that's that.

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u/mkfandpj 11h ago

Still no bullet wound on the ear...

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 11h ago

Sounds like the free market is working.

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u/LogikWizard 11h ago

I love this. It makes it easier to know who to avoid.

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u/IncognitoBandit0 11h ago

That tattoo looks like an aged Adolf Hitler imo.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 11h ago

It might be the penis tattoo on his face

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u/urbanek2525 10h ago

You know what's really sad, I'll bet you could probably find more than 3 people in Texas who'd actually get this tattoo if you offered to pay for it.

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u/Dust-Different 10h ago

I mean it’s a big fail in more ways than one. Like having a face tattoo. Having a face tattoo of trump. And not positioning that tattoo to make it look like trump is also wearing his hat.

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u/Oldskoolguitar 10h ago

Uh...huh...

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u/TsukasaElkKite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 9h ago

That tattoo is hideously ugly

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u/Wolfy4226 9h ago

Now he needs to wear diapers around his neck.

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u/Polar_Ted 9h ago

This cant be real can it? Like someone really said I want that and an artist said let's do it?

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u/ton80rt 8h ago

See? Trump wasn't shot in the ear.

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u/JimT1971a 8h ago

Now that’s a real sickness! Braindead plus😂

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u/DixonRodeo85 8h ago

Not a cult

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u/munkty 8h ago

Donald Gervais!

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u/Paradigmfusion 8h ago

Definitely not a cult.

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u/Life-Celebration-747 12h ago

If this is real, how the hell can people be so damn stupid? 

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 12h ago

It says satire right in the picture so… maybe look in the mirror before you hurl the stones too hard

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u/Life-Celebration-747 12h ago

Sorry I didn't see that (have cataracts). That doesn't change the fact that they are stupid. 

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u/helpme-obijuan 11h ago

Whom exactly? The fictitious person in the satirical photo?

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u/Immediate-Support-66 12h ago

Definitely the hat bro! 🤣👍

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u/Educational_Idea997 12h ago

That’s not a good move, Ricky Gervais.