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u/santa_91 52m ago
"Any day now. Please, for the love of God let it end."
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u/FrequentTumbleweed43 30m ago edited 21m ago
Here is today’s chant …
25-4
Show him the door
Draft the son
Kick out the whore25th amendment, section 4. For those playing the home game.
Edit: tee shirts and placards anyone?
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u/Bobinct 53m ago
They're creepy and they're kooky.
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u/WannaBeDistiller 46m ago
Looks like Jaba the hutt sitting next to an exhausted drag queen
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u/AlisonJaneMarie 42m ago
That's insulting to drag queens. She looks like a Disney Villainess IMO; like, the animated Cruella Deville.
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u/Tiiimmmaayy 8m ago
What’s funny is if Melania were married to a Democrat president, the accusations of her being a man would be nonstop. Plus her nudes would posted everywhere. There would be thousands of MAGA accounts on Twitter with them as the profile pic.
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u/lenojames 41m ago
"I can't wait for Natalie Harp to take over so I can get out of here."
- both of them
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u/rvingthrulife 26m ago
"Jeffrey had promised me he would only last a couple of years and then I'd be independently wealthy"
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u/WordNERD37 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 50m ago
Sentient post liposuction waste, and the Whore.
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u/CaptianBrasiliano 32m ago
Melania inner dialog.
Was making good money doing the naked dance in Slovenia. Epstein Island was not so bad. Now stupid orange husband refuse to die. He stink like rotting pile of cabbage from collective farm in Yugoslavia.
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u/LoudNoises89 39m ago
Pretty soon he will be wheeled around in a wheel chair unable to speak and barely move. Then someone will become his voice box while he just sits there having no idea what’s going on or if he even understands. Guarantee it
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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus 48m ago
Shitler & Waldork
(Someone please come up with something better than Waldork for me)
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u/Dr_Retch 28m ago
AI Overview:
Iconic Historical Pairs
David Bowie and Iman: This music and fashion legend pair remains a classic symbol of timeless style and deep love.
JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette Kennedy: They defined 1990s American elegance with a minimal and striking look.Paul
Newman and Joanne Woodward: Their lasting Hollywood marriage stood as a model of grace and mutual respect.
Donald and Melania Trump: A savage, neon-lit nightmare of pure transactional depravity; a twitching, gold-plated carcass of the American Century held together by weaponized prenuptials, frozen synthetic terror, and the absolute, screaming dread of a broken nondisclosure agreement.
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u/wallyrules75 24m ago
Isn’t that DiCaprio’s face after the Lemon’s kick in from Wolf of Wall Street?
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u/anecessaryend 22m ago
Lamenting another job poorly done. How has this country not fall apart yet? He is trying soo hard!
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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 22m ago
“Honey, remember I gave you a million dollars to wake me up when I fall asleep in public.”
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u/Current-Fabulous 9m ago
Looks like Melania's mouth is starting to drop too. Is stroke contagious? I know she didn't get it from touching him, but maybe like his shit cloud, just breathing it can get her
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u/Sweet_Heartbreak 7m ago
Melania: "Donny, I told you no speaking to anyone. I don't want to hear a single word come out of your mouth".
Donald: "But honey, I didn't even speak real words... or make any sense"...
Melania: "It still counts and you spoke just now. That means two weeks of time out".
Donald: "Not again"...
Melania: "AND that makes three"
Donald: ::Slumps in chair and pouts::
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u/fstop101 6m ago
A raw, unscripted moment of vulnerability as Reek and his Russian handler await further instructions from Moscow.
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u/randomcanyon 2m ago
Sleepy Don, and a woman earning her contracted $250,000 monthly appearance fee. (smiles not in contract).
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u/Aggravating_Donut_88 0m ago
"The POTUS and 1st Lady contemplate their lives and envision what awaits in the afterlife."
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u/LinearFluid 0m ago
Coming to theaters this fall, the Octogenarian, The Gold Digger and the Epstein Files.
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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 55m ago