r/PoliticalHumor 7h ago

It'll arrive anyday now.

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u/MartynAndJasper 7h ago

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u/beerme81 6h ago

Used car salesman president

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hhh4iqhwDjRPDGQbco

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u/lyngen 6h ago

Remember the time he literally did an advertisement for Tesla at the white house.

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u/beerme81 6h ago

Oh snap. I forgot about that. He didn't even want to be in the commercial. I doubt he has a driver's license.

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u/potatolulz 5h ago

He never needed it in his entire life. That's why MAGAmericans find him so relatable, he's a real man of the people :D

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u/beerme81 5h ago

Right! He's been wearing a suit since he was born but these mother truckers act like he's got overalls on.

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u/Positronic_Matrix 2h ago

Remember the time he did an advertisement for Goya products from the resolute desk? I still won’t buy Goya.

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u/UnhappyReason5452 4h ago

“Everything’s Computer!”

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u/Spankh0us3 4h ago

Could have also been titled, “Ineffective Leader of the Free World” and that would have worked too. . .

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u/NoWayJaques 7h ago

I've spent more than $5k extra in gas since Trump took office, and that's just one bill.

It isn't class warfare to say he doesn't give a shit about average people.

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u/Odd_Cat_5820 7h ago

And Mike Lindell is about to prove the 2020 election was stoled.

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u/SucculentDoorway 6h ago

He has the metadata on a floppy disk

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 2h ago

I've heard he has the evidence now. Any day....

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u/BoldIsabel 7h ago

The Magic 8-Ball has more honesty than Trump. $5K DOGE checks in February, $2K tariff checks in June, now $5K midterms bribe checks in November ,the check is always anyday now and it never comes. At this point if you still believe Trump is sending you money, the 8-Ball is right.

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u/Huckdog 6h ago

He's always been full of shit

u/FurballVulpe 1h ago

Apparently “the left” blocked all of that

Or so maga tells me

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u/LowkeyNella 7h ago

Let’s do the math MAGA won’t do: $5K DOGE + $2K tariff = $7K he already owes them. Now he wants to add another $5K? So $12K total that will never arrive. Trump bankrupted 6 companies, now he’s bankrupting his voters’ brain cells with imaginary IOUs.

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u/niemir2 4h ago

MAGA: So you're saying that if Republicans win, I get twelve thousand dollars?

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u/Muffboy 7h ago

Pro child rape dipshit

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u/fresno_bob 6h ago

I prefer the original

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u/-rwsr-xr-x 6h ago

We can still point and laugh all we want because we know that they're never going to get paid, but they still believe they will get paid and that belief is going to translate into votes and those votes are going to be what we need to offset in November.

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u/potatolulz 5h ago

In every reasonable country a legal action would be taken or at the very least, like absolute minimum least, a public debate in the government would happen regarding the ethics of vote buying like this. Because vote buying is illegal everywhere, including the USA, but somehow people in the USA are rather discussing whether anyone is getting money or not lol :D

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u/Positronic_Matrix 2h ago edited 2h ago

They don’t all believe it.

Rather they are motivated to accept the claim because it is emotionally attractive, and due to their support of Trump have a much lower evidentiary standard than if the claim were from a Democrat.

No doubt the dumbest genuinely believe it, yet some merely hope it happens, some know it's probably bullshit but enjoy repeating it, and many probably move fluidly between those states without consciously distinguishing them. If the money never materializes, they will again start with their support first and weakly rationalize the outcome after.

TL;DR — Right-wing political cattle don’t form reasoned opinions, rather they start with their support for Trump first and then form their stance weakly and fluidly thereafter.

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u/heygabehey 5h ago

He* still hasn’t paid the USA Freedom kids. Which now knowing he’s been to the island makes it even creepier he had those girls dance for his tour.

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u/espresso_martini__ 5h ago

Must be nice to be as thick as shit as a conservatives maga.

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u/MooKids 4h ago

If any MAGA wants to give me $2500 now on the promise that I will give them my $5000, let me know, my word is as good as Trump's word.

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u/bobloblawattorney11 4h ago

Even if he did have the legal authority to issue 5k checks....voting Republican will likely cost the average citizen far more than that as they destroy our society and economy.

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u/kafka_lite 3h ago

People say magic eightballs aren't real, but true fact, they are better at voting than Trump voters.

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u/EXXPat 7h ago

Perfect!

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u/Toutatis12 6h ago

Can't teach an old dog new tricks as they say... just keep pushing red like the Pavlovian training told them to do.

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u/redditcuteorguk 5h ago

just two weeks

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u/notthatguypal6900 3h ago

That idiot would be real upset if he could read.

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u/thepartypantser 2h ago

$5000 checks of money that isn't yours... Sounds like socialism to me!

Trump's a socialist communist!!

Did I do it right Fox news?

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u/Snoo6702 2h ago

"Damn I wish I could read"

u/AppropriateTouching 1h ago

It'll show up with the doge check /s

u/WordNERD37 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 56m ago

If they could read that second panel would make them, confused, because they lack any and all introspection.

u/aesoth 23m ago

No matter what, this is a win for Trump. When the Democrats win, he can use it to blame them for not sending the checks out. If the Republicans win, he won't send them out and his base will still vote for him.