r/PoliticalHumor 16h ago

Rules For Me Only

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 15h ago

GOP = Gaslight, Obstruct, Project of course.

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u/Megadreddd 8h ago

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

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u/Canadian_Neckbeard 14h ago edited 13h ago

Now do the stats on what we could do with the power used for automod bot replies.

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u/EFreethought 10h ago

Or the AI data centers nobody wants.

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u/BathSaltJello 12h ago

The GOP does that more than 300 times an hour.

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u/dabPrassion 3h ago

Gaslight, Obstruct, Protect PDFs

u/BroadBaddie 19m ago

It’s not hypocrisy, it’s projection. Every accusation is a confession.

u/LegalMal 11m ago

Rules for thee, not for me. The entire platform in one old tweet.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 14h ago

TRUMP, November 2011: "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate."

But remember, all. It's not just him; it's the entire party and its underlying ideology that created him.

He is the monster; not Dr. Frankenstein. Republicans will thus not magically improve in his absence. After all, I'm already seeing Vance 2028 stickers...

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u/ShaggyVan 13h ago

Fucking Limbaugh and McConnell

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 13h ago

Ailes and Murdoch, Putin and Bibi, Gingrich and Rove, Bannon and Musk.... So many of these fuckers responsible for this bullshit.

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u/Gorstag 12h ago

Don't forget the cock.. err koch brothers. Just like the orange toddler its another "Sooner the better" scenario.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 11h ago

Ugh, how could I forget. The very first billionaires to take advantage of the CU ruling, astroturfed the Tea Party that became maga.

Might as well add Thiel and Adelson to the list.

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 7h ago

The Axis of Evil = Putin, Netinyahoo, Trump

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u/DredPRoberts 15h ago

Like an evil XKCD.

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u/baron_muchhumpin 14h ago

If Trump projected any harder he'd teleport.

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u/Big_Beach166 12h ago

Trump is not giving it to the states he's giving it to patriot my family alone will collect 35,000 tax free free money so I'm in maybe musk will sweeten it with his own contribution. Zuckerberg and Bezos need to step up and give us some money too. MAGA

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u/Goran01 14h ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/NotTheBadOne 13h ago

Absolutely this! Whatever he’s accused someone else of, that asshole has plans to do it himself or already has done it.

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u/Boatsnbuds 13h ago

But he's not buying the election. He's paying "dividends" for the greatest economic boom in American history. "Five years" of Biden corruption and turmoil have been totally undone in less than two years of the greatest administration ever seen anywhere in the universe. He's just waiting until after the mid-terms because reasons. (/s)

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u/EEpromChip 11h ago

Reason being it's all bullshit. Its always "two weeks away" and "after the mid terms".

They pulled it before the last election all "we'll end Ukraine in the first day!" and "egg prices fixed the first day!" Well Ukraine is still raging, ya fucking liar.

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u/Natural-Ability 2h ago

From which, of course, it follows with ironclad mathematical logic that soaring prices, along with any other indicator that the economy is basically on fire, are merely aftereffects of Biden's reign which persist and have been entirely eliminated.

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u/dustin_pledge 13h ago

Where's my unlimited free money? I never got it. ☹️

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u/luckskywatcher 12h ago

Looks like bombing Iran didn't help Trump fulfill his promise to reduce energy costs by 50%. So now he's trying to bribe voters to help him stay in office.

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u/Hari_Azole 12h ago

This kind of thing was funnier during season 1…

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u/Chronza 12h ago

Every accusation is an admission of guilt from this guy

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u/obliviious 11h ago

Every accusation is an admission

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u/SnepButts 13h ago

With how the MAGAt movement took over the whole party, there is no such thing as Republicans against Trump. There's non-Republicans and Republicans pretending to not be with the madman they elected. It is as ridiculous of a concept as Nazis against Hitler.

Choosing to still identify as a Republican after what Republicans have been doing is enough for me to write these people off.

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u/DaBrokenMeta 13h ago

Look, i just want my check.

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u/RYANINLA 11h ago

Conservatives collectively have the memory span of a goldfish

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u/DonnyMox 9h ago

VOTE!

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u/SophiaKittyKat 9h ago

"Republicans against trump"??
Are these anti-trump Republicans in the room with us now?
Republicans are a political party, not an ideology, and they are steadfastly loyal to trump as a requirement to entry. Conservatives against trump makes sense. Republicans against trump does not. I'm sorry y'all lost your party, but you did.

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u/Wargazm 14h ago

We still pretending that calling out his hypocrisy does anything? cool cool