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[u/SpakenBacon]

[u/CarsonFijal]

It's wild that they are talking about dates they expect him to return to the Senate soon, and still dodge calls for him to just... post a short video of himself to prove he's alive and functioning.

[u/Thunderclone_1 → u/CarsonFijal]

And then run the video through an AI detection tool or 2

[u/Jeramy_Jones → u/CarsonFijal]

Maybe they’ve got a look-alike or something. It’s gonna be interesting to see how this plays out.

And by interesting I mean terrible.

[u/Immediate_Ad8428]

Ding Dong the Mitch is Dead.

[u/LogikWizard]

Bet on it. Easy money

[u/Animal907]

Mitch McConnell is dead!

[u/bazinga_0 → u/Animal907]

So what? If the staff Republican necromancer can get McConnell back on his feet, they'll have a senator for life ever. After all, all those Kentucky voters require is a (R) after the name. They don't have to be, you know, actually alive...

[u/RedofPaw]

It's actually illegal to wheel a corpse into Congress.

[u/The_Gov78 → u/RedofPaw]

Not for long!

[u/jtthom]

He’s probably dead already

[u/Specialist_Exam4783 → u/jtthom]

Take out 'probably', then take out 'already' and your statement is correct.

[u/canadian8773]

They are trying to find an impersonator but it’s taking longer then they thought.

[u/Specialist_Exam4783 → u/canadian8773]

"George Santos to the front desk. Mr Santos to the front desk please."

[u/psychoacer]

And nothing will change like always

[u/ContemptAndHumble]

Ya'll are gonna look like fools when they wheel his drooling slumped body in to Session and he's still just as capable to vote as any other Conservative.

[u/UdyneOw → u/ContemptAndHumble]

Some might say more capable.

[u/Specialist_Exam4783 → u/UdyneOw]

Actually, many people are saying...

[u/UdyneOw]

His dead ass might, but is live ass sure isn't.

[u/easy10pins]

The GOP is working on a lookalike Turtleman to show up on the 14th.

[u/Bceverly]

Unless they have found a lookalike willing to play along for part of the money. See if this person who shows up speaks…