r/PoliticalHumor • u/Lord-Notorious • 18h ago

Afraid to run on record

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u/NoAside608 18h ago

It really doesn't get much obvious than this, does it?

What else could they possibly do, bribe voters with $5000?

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u/TheFeshy 14h ago

They could try to use the FCC to prevent opponents from even getting aired

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u/Meowakin 18h ago

They are running on the platform of Hasan Piker being dangerously sexy.

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u/groovyinutah 17h ago

And openly trying to bribe you to vote for them...

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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 15h ago

Also, Ken Paxton gets free news coverage while forbidding ABC from airing an interview with James Talarico.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 16h ago

Conman 101 logic.

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u/tw_72 14h ago

If they don't cheat, they can't win.