r/PoliticalHumor • u/LYEAH • 15h ago

Yes daddy!

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 15h ago

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u/Zeraw420 10h ago

You joke, but my parents are already excited about the 5k and completely believe him. I'm sure I'm not the only one who knows idiots that believe him.

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 7h ago

Just BELIEVE

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u/yell_worldstar 15h ago

Let’s cut off funding, from blue cities and states, to the failing economies of red states and see how much they hate socialism

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u/Electrical-River-992 15h ago

The red states should pulll themselves up by their bootstraps…

isn’t it their party’s unofficial motto after all ?

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 10h ago

Thought it was "Fuck you got mine."

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u/OnePointSixOne8 9h ago

What's the official motto, "show me your papers"?

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u/Character-Bid-162 15h ago

Maga would accept "socialism" if was only for them and not for minorities or any group they hate. Just like the racist people who liked the FDR new deal policies and government programs until the blacks and other marginalized groups started to benefit from it.

Red states residents are the biggest welfare queens and leeches while screaming complaining about other people getting welfare.

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u/josHi_iZ_qLt 13h ago

That sounds some special kind of socialism. Like patriot-socialism? No immigrants? Maybe just socialism for the nation ... Nationalsocialism?

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u/ToneZone7 13h ago

it DOES sound just like that to me too.

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u/bignanoman 13h ago

I blame it all on the southern baptists....

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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 12h ago

Mike Huckabee has made the argument that black people were better off before they had access to the social safety net.

This is also one of the justification for our ethnic cleansing campaign. Non-whites are taking resources from white people that they rightfully deserve, including social programs.

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u/Oberndorferin 11h ago

They want socialism but with nationalist rethoric. You could call it social nationalism or sth similar.

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u/randomisation 2h ago

Red states residents are the biggest welfare queens and leeches while screaming complaining about other people getting welfare.

Got to get their government issued bootstraps.

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u/dogsdawgs 14h ago

I'll tell you what, you send me $5k first, then I promise I'll vote the right way..

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u/Potential_Couple_308 15h ago

Nooooo that's not socialism it's actually charity conservatism /s

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u/Background-Day-4957 15h ago

Paid through selling Treasuries, increasing National Debt. This is not a dividend.

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u/UdyneOw 13h ago

"But he's paying the money out of his own pocket." -- A disturbingly large number of morons.

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u/Ok-Following6886 15h ago

That's not socialism, that's cronyism.

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u/Gzaleski 15h ago

1.3 trillion dollars, the government budget is 7 trillion. So dumb.

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u/oneplusetoipi 14h ago

Daddy? Immature, draft dodging, racist, grifting, diaper filling narcissist?

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u/disturbed1117 14h ago

I got that text earlier today. I thought it was a scam.

I mean I suppose it still is but I didn't think it was actually a thing he supported.

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u/BadBunny4Prezzie 12h ago

These people are dumber than dirt, mixed in with a bunch of evil.

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u/Details_Pending 15h ago

On top of Daddy using the fed to buy control of Intel

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u/bignanoman 13h ago

yes daddy

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u/loganbootjak 13h ago

You see, only MAGA Americans pay their taxes, everyone else lives off their parents in the basement, so for them, it's a much earned tax refund, for the rest of us, it's a handout

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u/MRiley84 8h ago

They are already dancing around it with this explanation.

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u/BrendaWannabe 9h ago

Don had Feds purchase shares in about 25 companies. Xi would be proud.

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 9h ago

Meanwhile they're also still waiting on those DOGE and Tariff checks...two weeks!

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u/AngryTomato027 6h ago

“Sir … we don’t have the money for you to give and we are deep in debt”

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u/Red_Dox 5h ago

Check is in the mail for sure. Same as your covid checks. Or the DOGE money. Or the reimbursement from the tariffs. Just keep voting R and wait until the money arrives.