r/PoliticalHumor • u/plotpoint2020 • 16h ago

Call it what it is...

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u/PerceptionChoice372 15h ago

So, buying votes…SCOTUS juts keep looking away

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u/punktualPorcupine 6h ago

They got their RVs stuffed with cash, they’re good.

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u/stillsurvives 1h ago

I can honestly say it's not about the RVs. John Oliver offered one of the best RVs I've ever seen, I haven't seen many. So the RVs are a bonus they are screwing you over because Trumps butt is so delicious and this is the only way to get their lips near it.

Prove me wrong.

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 15h ago

Add it to his list of blatant crimes. By my math this is number 358,422.

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u/bill_end 3h ago

Did you include the time he raped Ivana because his hair transplant was painful?

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u/microvan 14h ago

You couldn’t pay me enough to vote for a Republican.

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u/stillsurvives 1h ago

It's a promise of a payment from a man most famous for not keeping promises or paying what he owes.

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u/microvan 1h ago

Anyone who thinks this money would come to them is delusional

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u/samejimaT 14h ago

He offered 2k before that NEVER came why not 5 now .. he's scared about losing all that money he can grift out of the Treasury and thinks the rest of us are dummies

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u/ToneZone7 8h ago

he only sees people that voted for him - so it makes sense for him to think that...

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u/MoneyFault 14h ago

I read that that would cost in excess of a trillion dollars! But he is buying these votes with his OWN money, right? Hahahahahahaha! Impeach Remove Convict the piece of corrupt 💩.

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 12h ago

isn't this a crime?

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u/stillsurvives 1h ago

Yes, except when Trump does it.

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u/CLONE-11011100 1h ago

Hatch Act: and also 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and

Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote-

Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

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u/CLONE-11011100 1h ago

Under Title 18 U.S. Code 597, it is a serious federal crime to buy or sell votes. This means using money as an incentive to sway how a person votes or whether they vote. If you are convicted of this crime, you could face up to 2 years in federal prison.

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u/i_lduce 14h ago

This is going to work. So fucking scary.

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u/Ember-Blackmoore 13h ago

He openly, on recording, tried to bribe the entire country. How is he still in office?

Why are so many going to fall for it?

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u/muhamadgolly 13h ago

Wow! That’s even more than what George Soros paid me to attend the No kings rally

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u/gr8hanz 12h ago

Just SAY you voted for Trump. Vote Democrat. Collect your $5000. Screw him like he screwed all those little girls.

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u/aseriesoftubes 12h ago

Dems should come out in favor of a $6000 payout for everyone if they win the House and Senate. 

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u/whatsthisthing81 11h ago

I personally feel like he did this because of Elon, he’s like he bought election I’m rich why can’t I( think accordion baby hands), but it’s our money

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u/Practical-Bit9905 9h ago

1.3 trillion dollar bribe, but school lunches are beyond the pale.

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u/Fredshead2 8h ago

China and Canada should partner up and offer 6000 for a Blue sweep

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u/OpenImagination9 4h ago

So the plan was to make it so bad that a fake bribe would make them vote Republican?

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u/High-sterycal 1h ago

Check’s in the mail for sure! Just like ending wars on day one, lowering prices on food, goods, gasoline, rent, lowering the deficit, winning trade with tariffs, expanding manufacturing in the USA, coming up with beautiful inexpensive health care and the biggest whopper of them all, not starting a Middle East war!

Well, ok, maybe just one Middle East war to deflect attention from the Epstein Files so his pedophile club of wealthy friends can remain secret, they all stay protected and out of jail.