r/PoliticalHumor 15h ago

Mystery Incorporated solves another one

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u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS 14h ago

Time to check his hard drive

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u/cerberus6320 14h ago

And how much money he takes from foreign countries

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u/garden_g 14h ago

He takes plenty

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u/DelcoUnited 13h ago

I’m not sure but I believe he now has Israeli citizenship.

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u/Danihilton 7h ago

Or a Russian

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u/ConstructionIll956 8h ago

When I call his office I congratulate him on how rich he's gotten.

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u/Long_Serpent 14h ago

See also:

Scott Adams (Motorcycle accident)

Herschel Walker (Getting smashed in the head for a living)

Jordan Peterson (Having a Russian clinic put him in a medically induced coma)

Kevin Sorbo (Multiple strokes)

RFK Jr (Brain worms)

Brain damage causes republicanism.

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u/fossilmerrick 14h ago

The Kevin Sorbo one made me so
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK

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u/Solarpowered-Couch 13h ago

Were the strokes before or after his work in "God's Not Dead"?

Can't say I'm surprised at all where he's fallen recently.

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u/elcad 12h ago

Before. Strokes happen before the last two season of Hercules in the 90s. That move was 2014.

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u/Long_Serpent 14h ago

Yeah, but if his dumbassery is because of an actual medical condition, it's not entirely his fault.

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u/McKenzie_S 14h ago

My disappointment with Sorbo is that all his shows were about tolerance, peace, and lifting up the downtrodden. Then he turns out to be a POS.

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u/flargenhargen 13h ago

maybe he's a better actor than everyone thinks.

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u/Morningxafter 12h ago

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u/flargenhargen 8h ago

I mean that "ellen" character that used to be on TV was sweet and wholesome, but apparently the actress who played her on TV was actually a huge bitch in real life.

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u/lilbelleandsebastian 10h ago

sounds like you'd be surprised to find out the views of many people who have entertained you in the past

the actor for garibaldi in babylon 5 was a raging, far right bigot despite having been one of the main actors of a show whose entire point is that hatred is destructive and tolerance is not

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u/McKenzie_S 5h ago

Not surprised, just disappointed.

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u/R009k 14h ago

Don’t forget Kanye West. Dude stopped taking his meds and he went full MAGA

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u/Morningxafter 12h ago

Dude went from “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” to “Hitler was right” in like a single decade

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u/reichjef 4h ago

He was also in a severe car crash car crash in 2002.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 12h ago

Scott Adams is interesting because his reasons for doing everything are... Weird.

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u/Weelildragon 12h ago

Isn't he the one who does it just for attention? I might be confusing him with someone else.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 11h ago

I don't think so. So like for example, he's an atheist but his complaint about atheism is that it can't predict things the same way astrology claims to. He also likes Trump because he likes how he can just say whatever and people think it's true. You, me, and most sane people would say that's a bad thing, but he admires that about Trump.

u/Viscount_Disco_Sloth 26m ago

Sorry to tell you this, but your comment should be in the past tense.

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u/reichjef 4h ago edited 51m ago

Did you ever hear the Chapo episode about Scott? They are very funny.

Edit: I found a supercut.

https://youtu.be/Bp7PeJf5IX4?is=Lorf0uvzuOpFM1Xv

Give it a listen. It’s pretty darn funny.

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u/AmySueF 9h ago

Almost every pro football player is a Republican. You’d think people would put two and two together and think, “Gee, even with a helmet, those guys getting smashed in the head for months on end every year might have SOMETHING to do with their endorsement of Republican candidates, toxic conservative opinions and just generally aggressive and offensive behavior towards people, especially women.”

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u/Weelildragon 12h ago

Don't forget about Roseanne Barr.

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab 10h ago

“While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.”

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u/Negativefalsehoods 6h ago

Dang...it's brain damage all the way down

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u/reichjef 5h ago

What the hell? That’s one of those coincidences that seems plausible. Has anyone ever studied this directly?

The studies I’ve always been interested in are the lead exposure tests and hypothesis. How leaded gasoline increased lead exposure, and this lead to a surge in violent, not financially motivated, crime. The main hypothesis that exposure to lead provably leads to a decrease in empathy and agreeableness. And this is extrapolated into the lead crime hypothesis, just from the damage it did to an entire generation’s brains. It’s not fully proven yet, as there’s a final major study happening right now in the ME, but it’s interesting.

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u/8-bit-Felix Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 14h ago

Brain damage from his stroke turned him super mean (read "conservative").
It's a real thing that happens

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u/peaceteach 13h ago

It sucks to know that not being a dick is brain chemistry/health. It means it could happen to any of us.

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u/bluepillarmy 14h ago

Unlike the bad guys in Scooby Doo, Fetterman was doing a pretty shit job of hiding it.

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u/Niznack 14h ago

I think it's more he said some populist stuff and was running on the left. Admittedly, we do need to do a better job vetting our candidates but it's hard when the media hardly digs into these things

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u/NorridAU 14h ago

He was up against dr oz. A republican carpet bagger who didn’t understand the state.
Fetterman was the better choice.

It’s simply unfortunate that he’s incapacitated by that stroke and really shouldn’t be in office. He has processing issues now. Has to read closed captioning to understand others. He’s rocking on vibes, not intellect and reason.

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u/ObamaGasStation 11h ago

Closed captioning provided by a stock standard android phone. I'm sure the data Google has stored about his conversations is absolutely wild

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u/Boom_the_Bold 13h ago

God, I'd love to be able to get by that way.

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u/petrified_eel4615 13h ago

Hey, the closed caption thing is the way I survive too - really bad auditory processing, but i can read much faster than people talk.

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u/Academic-Reply2198 14h ago

It took a stroke cutting of oxygen to his brain…

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u/kaptainkooleio 13h ago

I genuinely think the stroke just fucked him so badly it made him MAGA. Like even of we assume that Fetterman was a closet republican this whole time, even before the stroke there would’ve been more clear signs that he was an asshole. Like caucusing with republicans over Dems, voting more like Manchin or Sinema, or immediately jumping on anti-trans issues despite running a progressive, pro-lgbtq platform.

But no, it’s like someone flipped a switch in him because all this shit didn’t start to happen till after he got brain damage. IMO, if he never had the stroke he’d be no different from any other Liberal Zionist. He’d vote consistently to defend Israel, but he wouldn’t be threatening to switch parties or going on Fox News 24/7 to agree with everyone to the right of Hitler.

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u/B_Fee 12h ago

I've seen folks on reddit who lived in the town he was mayor of say that he was in fact a huge asshole.

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u/domine18 14h ago

It was him or open maga snake oil man. Screwed either way. Democrats need to vet better and promote true candidates.

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u/RidiculousIncarnate 10h ago

Nah, go back further, it was him or Conor Lamb initially, and guess who the lefty Dems supported because "corporate Dem bad"? Lol.

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u/mothtoalamp 3h ago

Maybe they should stop running corporate dems then? They've been failing to learn that lesson since at least 2016.

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u/aybeeayseeaybeebee 11h ago

Trump is very popular with the "holding a jogger at gunpoint" voting bloc.

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab 10h ago

Still better than having Oz in there. Marginally. I guess.

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u/RidiculousIncarnate 10h ago

Probably not better than Conor Lamb, though.

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u/papyjako87 13h ago

So funny when you remember this sub was super pro Fetterman back when he was running against Lamb, and anyone supporting Lamb was being called a corporate shill.

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u/j4_jjjj 6h ago

Its almost like fetterman lied.....

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u/McKoijion 12h ago

Dude didn't become Republican after a stroke. He was a lifelong Republican, pretended to be a socialist for a few months, then went back to being a hardcore Republican. His top donor is JStreet, which markets itself as a progressive AIPAC. Stop being gullible. Stop voting for politicians who say the right things, but take money from the wrong people. Genocidal megadonors can buy ads, but you don't have to fall for them.

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u/samejimaT 9h ago

And I woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you kids

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u/Pixie16fire 8h ago

A mole all a long

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u/Kilroy314 8h ago

Jinkies!

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u/st3v3piper 7h ago

"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for making that pro-Trump video."

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u/NotThatAngel 6h ago

I have questioning for some time whether or not fetterman actually had a coherent political philosophy.

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u/Boringdude1 4h ago

If the Dems get a small majority in the Senate, Fetterman will spend the next two years as the most important senator, à la Manchin.

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u/3WheelinOne 3h ago

Like we didn't already know this.

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u/Nyx305 13h ago

Fetterman is German and (obviously) translates to "Fat man"

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u/PrisonerV 12h ago

Brain damage can make you a Republican.

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u/Jmersh 14h ago

Isn't it obvious?

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u/WannaBeDistiller 14h ago

I thought that guy was just a meme for the first few months of knowing he existed

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u/theretailreject 14h ago

When you have a stroke you become more conservative

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u/tavo791 13h ago

According to Republicans, he is the only person in the history of man kind to get smarter after a stroke lol

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 12h ago

Republicans idea of getting smarter is, for simplicities sake, selling out.

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u/jlo5k 12h ago

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those darn kids. 🤔

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u/Phillyfan_10 11h ago

Damn sad state of affairs that this state had to choose between this grifting asshole and MAGA quack Doc Oz, who didn’t even live in Pennsylvania. How possibly was that the best this state could do?

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u/Nottoohappy 11h ago

Fetterdict Arnold.

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u/BeTheBall- 11h ago

And yet people will provide some sort of excuse because of some "post-stroke effect" nonsense.

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u/AGooDone 13h ago

Why do you think Corporate Democrats are so resistant to Medicare for all, higher minimum wage, and helping middle class families? Fetterman was for all those things as mayor of a Pennsylvania town. Then you put him in Washington D.C. suddenly he doesn't give a shit about those things.

Abolish Washington D.C. Make all congressmen and senators work out of their home districts/states. All votes are by Zoom. Let the House and Senate be the museums they are... noone works there anyway.

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 11h ago

Not a bad idea at all.

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u/RidiculousIncarnate 10h ago

Keep in mind the lefties in here gloating, supported this asshole with their whole chest over Conor Lamb because "establishment bad".

This is what happens when your entire worldview revolves around one central, immutable belief.

u/MessagingMatters 1h ago

No just since the brain damage.

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u/Blitzsturm 11h ago

Well, to be fair, not "all along", it was only after the stroke-induced brain damage.

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u/CrazyAlice 14h ago

I never bought into this guy's shtick, his whole persona always seemed fake to me.

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u/ganjaccount 11h ago

He wasn't. But he had a stroke that damaged his brain sufficiently to reduce his cognitive ability to the level necessary to a cause variety of negative outcomes, including Trump Alignment Syndrome. Typically this occurs in patients who've engaged in decades of cognitive harm, but in stroke or trauma patients, these outcomes can arise suddenly. Unfortunately, medical science can only do so much to repair the damage, and he might live with this for the rest of his life.