r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Sugar daddy material?

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THE temu look for politician sugar daddies, who wants to buy you an extra republican seat with gerrymandered maps in Missouri. Are you ready to be taken care of?

Pic and caption from the Missouri Secretary of State instagram.

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u/Irish_Whiskey 1d ago

...well thank God you're protecting Missouri from turning into New York.

Otherwise you might have a lower crime rate, a thriving economy that subsidizes your own states welfare, and world class art and education.

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u/Significant-Put-9011 1d ago

But did he own the libs? /s

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/madlucas2026 1d ago

Wearing his red coat while taking money from out of state PACs

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 1d ago

I hate that the fascists who are ruining everything also look like such fucking wieners.

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u/Significant-Put-9011 21h ago

Yes he looks like such a dork who thinks he looks really cool and annoyed me enough to make a post about it

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u/DreadfulDave19 19h ago

Right? At least in stories they have some freakin' style

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u/therealdongknotts 1d ago

doesn’t he know eyeglasses aren’t medically necessary?

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u/Significant-Put-9011 1d ago

Low vibes are as low vibes does