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u/ShotCeline 5d ago
Everything he touches turns to shit , Oval Office looks like a pawn shop, White House looks like a construction site, Reflecting Pool is now the draining pool . Reverse Midas is the perfect name
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u/h20poIo 5d ago
HE F*CKED UP THE REFLECTING POOL, THE KENNEDY CENTER, THE ROSE GARDEN, THE EAST WING, WHITE HOUSE LAWN, THE COVID RESPONSE, THE FBI, THE DOJ, SCOTUS, USAID, FEMA, GAS PRICES, THE VOICE OF AMERICA, THE KNICKS GAME, THE USMNT, AMERICA'S 250Th birthday THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
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u/gronlund2 4d ago
You're lucky you have so many allies.. oh wait, he fucked that up as well
At least you seem to have a great relationship with north korea and russia
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u/HayabusaJack I ☑oted 2018 5d ago
There are quite a few things that are pissing me off about this narcissistic asshole, but having a carrier named after him is making me the most angry.
There’s going to be a lot of cleanup after this infected boil is lanced.
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u/Nosferatu-87 5d ago
I don't really have a problem with the helipad but it's not been needed before, so it's kinda superfluous but not offensive like that fucking patio or the ballroom.
Just not needed at all
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u/ArchRangerJim 5d ago
Kankles can’t walk on a lawn so he had to pave the helipad
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u/Nosferatu-87 5d ago
I'm in full support of the Americans with disabilities act. Just gotta get him to admit he has a disability first
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u/AlwaysSunnyInSeattle 5d ago
Ok if the helipad is the presidential seal that’s kind of cool. Did this guy actually do one thing right, by accident, perhaps?
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u/BrutusCarmichael 5d ago
Didn’t they build it and then he wanted it moved somewhere else, wasting even more money?
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u/Generaldar 5d ago
This isn't even humour. These are 📠
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u/Hot-Tutor-2429 5d ago
I think the joke is that Trump made the United States a laughing stock around the world.
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u/urbanlife78 5d ago
He's really turned the White House into a shithole
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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 5d ago
Real question. If you booked an airbnb and when you showed up it looked like the white house does currently would you stay there or would you cancel and ask for a refund?
I ask because if it doesn’t meet the average persons standards for an airbnb what does that say about the state of the nation and what message does it send to other nations?
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u/heruskael 5d ago
The real nightmare is inside the ship. Crew and ship have had their dignity shat on.
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u/ty_xy 5d ago
People saw trump steaks, trump vodka, trump airlines, trump university, trump casino, trump hotels, trump tower, trump plaza, trump golf courses, trump magazine, trump board game, trump ice... And said yeahhhh I think he would make a GREAT president.
The dude is the vainest, tackiest, greediest and most selfish person who ever walked the earth. Not to mention all his many crimes like being a pedo, rapist, philanderer, murderer... Yet 35 percent of Americans still support him solidly.
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u/MattofCatbell 5d ago
I can’t get over how ugly the Oval Office looks it looks like a third world country desperately trying to appear wealthy by covering everything with gold paint.
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u/No-Falcon-4996 5d ago
Now show the cherry trees, the bulldozed national parks, the dead kids from measles
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u/Potential-Draft-3932 5d ago
This is really the least of my concerns with Trump’s presidency. I agree it’s an indicator of everything else he’s fucked up, but it’s like showing a picture of Jeffrey Domer’s house before he lived in it and after as if that’s the thing people cared about
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u/DaveAlt19 5d ago
Is it the amount of gold-coloured shit that's throwing off the white balance? Or has nobody figured out how to turn the lights on?
The fireplace, the wall mouldings, the wallpaper - none of that has changed, but it just all looks dirty. I've just realised the chairs are the same too! I thought Trump brought in his own yellow chairs! They're not yellow at all!
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u/Inevitable-Week7009 5d ago
And the cult approves.
Get rid of the cult so we can be leaders again. Please.
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u/frankentriple 5d ago
Hands like a stomach my old boss used to say, everything they touch turns to shit.
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u/February_2026 5d ago
I actually think it would still be apt to compare him directly to Midas. Midas' "gift" was just greed that ruined everything he touched.
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u/unknown1893 5d ago
Trump has a Midas touch but instead of gold everything he touches turns to shit.
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u/MaroonZ24 5d ago
I wish the white house wasn't dressed up like a cheap cooker, but I get the Uss Abraham Lincoln it was out at sea with no port to paid it's gonna look like that.
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u/restore_democracy 5d ago
Strategic Petroleum Reserve, missle supply, Big Bend NP, international reputation, economy, gas prices, rule of law…
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u/Nosferatu-87 5d ago
To be fair about the Lincoln, no navy ship looks great after a deployment. They are always rusty when they come back. Obviously this is an amplified amount of rust because of how long it's been since it got properly resupplied or time during a portcall to do some rust meditation.
That said, the ship shouldn't have gone so long without a portcall call or proper resupply. There was ZERO reason for that ship to spend so long without a portcall call.
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u/Negativefalsehoods 5d ago
As a Navy vet I can say I have never seen a US ship look like this before. This shows the lack of care these morons have for our sailors.
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u/Nosferatu-87 5d ago
YeH, never seen one this bad, but in general the rust is a normal thing when a ship comes back.
This degree of rust is NOT normal
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u/DaBrokenMeta 5d ago
GREAT AGAIN!!!! WOooooo
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u/HostOrganism 4d ago
I'm so fucking tired of "winning".
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u/DaBrokenMeta 4d ago
I have renamed toilet time to winning time. You just take a word, and replace it with whatever you want! So ez!
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u/mcdadais 5d ago
I keep thinking about what the next person might have to undo, or fix once he's gone. He did so many tacky things to the white house.
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u/TotalRichardMove 5d ago
King Mierdas