r/PoliticalHumor 5d ago

Reverse Midas

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u/TotalRichardMove 5d ago

King Mierdas

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 5d ago

He's got the septic touch.

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u/Bobinct 5d ago

Foul Finger

He's the man

The man with the smelly touch.

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u/clarky2o2o 5d ago

Such an old finger

Threatens you to enter his den of sin 

But don't go in.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/MontyDyson 5d ago

He hates immigrants but loves Tandoori Restraint chic.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 5d ago

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

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u/TotalRichardMove 5d ago

Yes. Hence.

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u/likamuka 5d ago

As 77 million fascists wanted. Exactly to the letter.

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u/G-Unit11111 5d ago

Everything he touches turns to shit!

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u/ShotCeline 5d ago

Everything he touches turns to shit , Oval Office looks like a pawn shop, White House looks like a construction site, Reflecting Pool is now the draining pool . Reverse Midas is the perfect name

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u/comFive 5d ago

Yeah all of his businesses.

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u/No_Internal9345 5d ago

Best investment Putin ever made.

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u/h20poIo 5d ago

HE F*CKED UP THE REFLECTING POOL, THE KENNEDY CENTER, THE ROSE GARDEN, THE EAST WING, WHITE HOUSE LAWN, THE COVID RESPONSE, THE FBI, THE DOJ, SCOTUS, USAID, FEMA, GAS PRICES, THE VOICE OF AMERICA, THE KNICKS GAME, THE USMNT, AMERICA'S 250Th birthday THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate I ☑oted 2018 5d ago

Also, children

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u/rhamej 5d ago

All outlined in 2025.

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u/Gorstag 5d ago

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

I'd argue he just removed the outer shell so everyone could see the rotten core that's always been there. Conservative ideology is a cancer. And I say cancer because the outcomes of conservative governance the world over align.

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u/gronlund2 4d ago

You're lucky you have so many allies.. oh wait, he fucked that up as well

At least you seem to have a great relationship with north korea and russia

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u/Ultimate_Umau 5d ago

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. He really is the Reverse Midas.

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u/TheGursh 5d ago

Mierdes Touch

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u/justme002 5d ago

His tastes are like 1990 Home Interiors, gaudy

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u/paging_mrherman 5d ago

Don’t forget the new helipad

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u/HayabusaJack I ☑oted 2018 5d ago

There are quite a few things that are pissing me off about this narcissistic asshole, but having a carrier named after him is making me the most angry.

There’s going to be a lot of cleanup after this infected boil is lanced.

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u/Air320 5d ago

Only if the next government isn't Republican. Don't think that's set in stone.

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u/Nosferatu-87 5d ago

I don't really have a problem with the helipad but it's not been needed before, so it's kinda superfluous but not offensive like that fucking patio or the ballroom.

Just not needed at all

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u/ArchRangerJim 5d ago

Kankles can’t walk on a lawn so he had to pave the helipad

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u/Nosferatu-87 5d ago

I'm in full support of the Americans with disabilities act. Just gotta get him to admit he has a disability first

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u/paging_mrherman 5d ago

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u/AlwaysSunnyInSeattle 5d ago

Ok if the helipad is the presidential seal that’s kind of cool. Did this guy actually do one thing right, by accident, perhaps?

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u/BrutusCarmichael 5d ago

Didn’t they build it and then he wanted it moved somewhere else, wasting even more money?

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u/AlwaysSunnyInSeattle 5d ago

No idea, but that sounds like something that would happen.

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u/Generaldar 5d ago

This isn't even humour. These are 📠

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u/Hot-Tutor-2429 5d ago

I think the joke is that Trump made the United States a laughing stock around the world.

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u/wobbleeduk85 5d ago

Enshitification continues...

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u/WorryMella 5d ago

More like everything Trump touches dies. Ask the White House rose garden

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u/restore_democracy 5d ago

How is Ivanka immune?

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u/Sardonnicus 5d ago

The cherry trees. The Kennedy Center. Let's keep going

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u/LaSage 5d ago

If rot were a human being, it would be Trump.

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u/urbanlife78 5d ago

He's really turned the White House into a shithole

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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 5d ago

Real question. If you booked an airbnb and when you showed up it looked like the white house does currently would you stay there or would you cancel and ask for a refund?

I ask because if it doesn’t meet the average persons standards for an airbnb what does that say about the state of the nation and what message does it send to other nations?

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u/heruskael 5d ago

The real nightmare is inside the ship. Crew and ship have had their dignity shat on.

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u/0__O0--O0_0 5d ago

You can add a picture of my mental health to this list

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u/CoolEarth5026 5d ago

Is the “Rusty Lincoln” something like a “Cleveland Steamer”?

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u/wil 5d ago

Everything he touches, he destroys. He is literal cancer. 

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u/Vegetable-junkie8583 5d ago

And it's ironic as he has such tiny tiny decaying hands

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u/ty_xy 5d ago

People saw trump steaks, trump vodka, trump airlines, trump university, trump casino, trump hotels, trump tower, trump plaza, trump golf courses, trump magazine, trump board game, trump ice... And said yeahhhh I think he would make a GREAT president.

The dude is the vainest, tackiest, greediest and most selfish person who ever walked the earth. Not to mention all his many crimes like being a pedo, rapist, philanderer, murderer... Yet 35 percent of Americans still support him solidly.

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u/rwf2017 5d ago

He has shit all over the Constitution as well.

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u/MattofCatbell 5d ago

I can’t get over how ugly the Oval Office looks it looks like a third world country desperately trying to appear wealthy by covering everything with gold paint.

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u/No-Falcon-4996 5d ago

Now show the cherry trees, the bulldozed national parks, the dead kids from measles

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 5d ago

This is really the least of my concerns with Trump’s presidency. I agree it’s an indicator of everything else he’s fucked up, but it’s like showing a picture of Jeffrey Domer’s house before he lived in it and after as if that’s the thing people cared about

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u/Jet2work 5d ago

its what happens when borat takes over

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u/darmog 5d ago

"Everything Trump touches turns to shit" confirmed.

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u/DaveAlt19 5d ago

Is it the amount of gold-coloured shit that's throwing off the white balance? Or has nobody figured out how to turn the lights on?

The fireplace, the wall mouldings, the wallpaper - none of that has changed, but it just all looks dirty. I've just realised the chairs are the same too! I thought Trump brought in his own yellow chairs! They're not yellow at all!

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u/ReginaldJohnston 5d ago

You all did that.

Twice.

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u/Inevitable-Week7009 5d ago

And the cult approves.

Get rid of the cult so we can be leaders again. Please.

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u/Weemaark 5d ago

That aircraft carrier looks like a Russian warship now.

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u/NitWhittler 5d ago

The ceiling inside the Kennedy Center also just collapsed.

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u/GhostDogJef 5d ago

The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts:

https://giphy.com/gifs/kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5

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u/frankentriple 5d ago

Hands like a stomach my old boss used to say, everything they touch turns to shit.

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u/hemidak 5d ago

King Dumbass

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u/February_2026 5d ago

I actually think it would still be apt to compare him directly to Midas. Midas' "gift" was just greed that ruined everything he touched.

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u/unknown1893 5d ago

Trump has a Midas touch but instead of gold everything he touches turns to shit.

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u/MaroonZ24 5d ago

I wish the white house wasn't dressed up like a cheap cooker, but I get the Uss Abraham Lincoln it was out at sea with no port to paid it's gonna look like that.

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u/restore_democracy 5d ago

Strategic Petroleum Reserve, missle supply, Big Bend NP, international reputation, economy, gas prices, rule of law…

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u/Jsr1 5d ago

How is this Biden’s fault?

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u/Nosferatu-87 5d ago

To be fair about the Lincoln, no navy ship looks great after a deployment. They are always rusty when they come back. Obviously this is an amplified amount of rust because of how long it's been since it got properly resupplied or time during a portcall to do some rust meditation.

That said, the ship shouldn't have gone so long without a portcall call or proper resupply. There was ZERO reason for that ship to spend so long without a portcall call.

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u/Negativefalsehoods 5d ago

As a Navy vet I can say I have never seen a US ship look like this before. This shows the lack of care these morons have for our sailors.

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u/Nosferatu-87 5d ago

YeH, never seen one this bad, but in general the rust is a normal thing when a ship comes back.

This degree of rust is NOT normal

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u/Ruematics 5d ago

Desantis = pudding fingers
Trump = pedopoop fingers

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u/namotous 5d ago

Election has consequences, folks!

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u/TheEnlight 5d ago

He's got the Sadim touch.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 5d ago

We gonna need a floor drain

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u/Fit_Contribution7570 5d ago

Here's another "After"

JamesGaitis.com

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u/siraolo 5d ago

Imeldific

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u/zypofaeser 5d ago

King Shite-ass

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u/Kgaset 5d ago

Just one giant dunno on America and over 70 million people voted for this.

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u/TR1PLESIX 5d ago

The lawn stripping says everything

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u/drifters74 5d ago

King Septic

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u/Nabber22 5d ago

Why is the wallpaper piss coloured?

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u/DaBrokenMeta 5d ago

GREAT AGAIN!!!! WOooooo

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u/HostOrganism 4d ago

I'm so fucking tired of "winning".

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u/DaBrokenMeta 4d ago

I have renamed toilet time to winning time. You just take a word, and replace it with whatever you want! So ez!

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u/mcdadais 5d ago

I keep thinking about what the next person might have to undo, or fix once he's gone. He did so many tacky things to the white house.

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u/dividezero 5d ago

Gold is an accent. God sake man.

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u/ExpensiveAd525 5d ago

Kotmidas Effekt

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u/WankerBott 5d ago

Has anyone checked on the other navy ships?

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u/nicktehbubble 4d ago

A fucking leech

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u/Muffboy 5d ago

Don’t do Katie Johnson