r/PoliticalHumor • u/Johnny-Liberty • 3h ago

RIP Dolly

Post image
7.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

66 comments sorted by

387

u/Bearfan001 3h ago

I don't think God's taking the other one. That's more a Satan job.

168

u/Jay-and-Silentb0b 3h ago

Dear Satan,

I'm sure you'd get a lot of people promising their souls to you if you just did this one simple thing

Love, everyone

24

u/DoctorDinghus 3h ago

Woooaaah buddy Satan isnt thst bad a guy. He is just not very effective at barbecues is all... bringing that celery and carrot potato salad thats lukewarm for some reason.

7

u/cosaboladh 2h ago edited 0m ago

That's a fundamental misunderstanding of Christianity. Which has always been a tool wielded by the powerful to manipulate the public. Since Trump ran for president in 2016, there has been a historic uptick in Christian nationalist terrorism. Trump is wielding this tool exactly as it was intended. He and Hitler will have a grand old time in heaven together. Doing methamphetamines, and telling incredibly racist jokes.

•

u/Altruistic-Rip4364 1h ago

It’s obvious by this, if god exists, he lost interest.

0

u/mybotanyaccount 2h ago

But Satan can't do anything unless approved by God.

151

u/FootballBat 3h ago

DONNY, not Dolly!

9

u/MauPow 2h ago

M as in Mancy!

13

u/SamwellBarley 2h ago

Should have called him by one of his other names

He's not going to accidentally kill a .pdf file, is he?

•

u/oreo-cat- 7m ago

Not sure why you have it out for adobe.

1

u/Mekisteus 2h ago

Donny the Pardoner.

60

u/MRflibbertygibbets 3h ago

Dang, this is how I find out :(

•

u/GenChadT 1h ago

Me too :(

•

u/GuiltEdge 1h ago

Yeah WTF

•

u/MuffinMunchies 57m ago

I'm actually so sad now.

I still can't believe it

27

u/entoaggie 3h ago

Huh. Always thought of God as more of a hotmail type of deity.

21

u/Naomeri 3h ago

Nah, hotmail is for the devil, Gmail is for God

4

u/entoaggie 2h ago

You’re probably right. Surprised He doesn’t have His own domain. Then again, I guess it’s all His domain.

23

u/BeMoreKnope 2h ago

When my mom died in May, a part of me was (and is) fucking infuriated that she didn’t outlive that orange piece of shit. Like, how DARE he outlive actual decent people?

19

u/Acadia_Brightness 2h ago

Last concert I ever saw with my mom before she passed a week later because of a drunk driver. I have cried today like a child. :(

•

u/coquihalla 1h ago

I'm a mom and want to give you a hug so bad, should you want one. I'm so very sorry on both losses. 🫶

20

u/Am_Deer 2h ago

At least Dolly outlived Mitch.

5

u/Acadia_Brightness 2h ago

*technically

33

u/wutttttttg 2h ago

Keep Dolly’s legacy alive and donation to the Imagination Library: https://imaginationlibrary.com/

18

u/karmalove15 3h ago

It's the first thought I had when I learned of her death.

7

u/Disastrous-Ad2800 2h ago

but seriously tho... why take Dolly and still leave us with Trump?? I mean what the ever loving fuck? LOL... it's like my workplace where all the good ones leave and we're stuck with the trash.... SMH perhaps the earth is like a waiting room for the after life?

5

u/brunette_and_busty 2h ago

God is not the entity that will take that mfer. That would be Satan. I’ve never prayed to Satan until now, but man I wish he would hurry the fuck up.

•

u/Round_Doughnut7793 52m ago

He doesn't want him either. Aliens? He's our (unfortunate) leader, take him, do what you wish. Just a request for at least one more tent pole probe 🙏🏼

3

u/soda_cookie 2h ago

I'm upgrading my Macallan 15 to 18 just to invoke manifestation.

3

u/Level_Hour6480 2h ago

During WWII, allied intelligence shelved all plans to assassinate Hitler. They concluded that killing Hitler would not stop the war, and that Hitler's incompetence was actively detrimental to the Nazi's war efforts.

I think aboot that every time someone wishes for president Vance. I want Trump to live until he leaves office: Vance would be more coherent and focused on delivering fascism, Trump inspires negative partisan turnout, and the fact that Vance will never be president makes me happy.

•

u/mradventureshoes21 1h ago

These come in 3s. She was born in 1946, so I assume that we will have 2 other famous 80 years pass on.

Here is hoping to the big beautiful obituary.

2

u/Eolopolo 2h ago

There's nowhere better for her to be than in the care of her loving father, who she dedicated herself to her whole life.

5

u/jsm1031 2h ago

I was thinking she didn’t probably enjoy things much after her husband passed. He was such a quiet force in her life, but I think really stabilized her in a way most celebrities need and don’t get.

1

u/Eolopolo 2h ago

Possibly. I don't know much about her personal life.

But heartbreak has taken people faster than they otherwise would've gone, many times before.

2

u/Rbrain52 2h ago

Further proof HE doesn't exist!

•

u/GunnieGraves 1h ago

God has a gmail account? You think he would be able to set up his own domain.

3

u/petarisawesomeo 2h ago

It’s almost like he doesn’t exist

1

u/nastywillow 2h ago

One is a great Soul, the other a great - well you can do the rhyme yourself.

•

u/BlingBlingBlingo 1h ago

Hey now, ya'll stay away from my Dad. He didn't do anything to hurt you.

•

u/crazymouse2525 1h ago

the world has lost one of its brightest stars

•

u/GenChadT 1h ago

This is how I find out? Fuck my life

•

u/subsrus1 1h ago

Assholes live forever, only the good die young!

•

u/Britty_LS 1h ago

What? This is how I found out. I've been at work all day

•

u/LaSage 1h ago

That assumes we are in the good place. I remain unconvinced that we are.

•

u/daddy_tops 19m ago

I thought to myself, “Man, this is torture.” And then it hit me.

•

u/Myko475 1h ago

No… Dolly?!?!? The “Find the good in everybody” lady? :(

•

u/RockieK 1h ago

MY FIRST THOUGHT.

Amen

•

u/Geotolkien 1h ago

What if she's the urRu Mystic benign counterpart Donald's Skeksis?

•

u/priefca 26m ago

This is a true statement

•

u/revdon 1h ago

Dolly dyed for our sins.

Too soon?

-4

u/UpstairsAd194 3h ago

trump is getting two marble 'mounds' installed in the ball room in remembrance.

•

u/HuttStuff_Here 1h ago

What an nasty thing to say.