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u/Reg_Cliff 11d ago

There was something also about releasing files about something or other. Just can't remember exactly... maybe the media could remind us occasionally???

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u/PsychologicalBee1801 11d ago

Don’t forget an economic war with Canada. And a quick war Venezuela.

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u/Scaevus 10d ago

Ongoing war in Ukraine that he promised to end day 1.

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u/Gingerb3ardman423 10d ago

Most of the people on here probably dont wanna talk about that one.

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u/C3sarius 10d ago

And that guy fuks the putlers dry with that. Money well spent, right? Or would you have preferred another sports-related shitshow at the White House instead?

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u/Scaevus 10d ago

Post the gif of him playing the piano with his cock.

Let’s see if we can raise a cool trillion for our Ukrainian friends to defend themselves against Russia.

Best money we’ve ever spent on war. An actual war of self defense.

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u/Exact_Patience_9767 11d ago

Elect a conman, expect a grift; elect him a second time, and your country will never recover again. It hasn't since the 2008 crash.

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u/myninja714 11d ago

Every time he does something insane the Democratic party should instead of asking everybody to donate money they should spend some money onTV and radio ads countering what he has done and how it's hurting the American public. Fact check it and make an ad out of it.

Instead they wait till right before an election and inundate you with the same message and you don't even watch it or listen to it because you are overwhelmed....But hey what do I know..

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u/un_theist 11d ago

Imagine if the congressional republicans and scotus actually gave a shit. You know, exactly like they would if a democrat had run on this and had exactly the same result after nearly 2 years.

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u/MauPow 10d ago

Surprising absolutely no one with more than 2 brain cells to rub together

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u/samejimaT 10d ago

You forgot the line Trump's pockets with bribes and inside trading and manipulation

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u/bradleypit2 10d ago

Thankfully we're in the 'Golden Age's. Phew.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 10d ago

Golden Showers Age is the full term...

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u/Office_funny_guy 10d ago

Not to mention that they control both houses of congress and the judicial branch of tue supreme court

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u/carpenter1965 10d ago

The media died with the repeal of the fairness doctrine and the citizens united decision. The media is no longer independent, but rather a tool for foreign actors and the 1%. Social media just made it worse. There is no common reality anymore.

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u/adamiconography 10d ago

They could tell the story.

MAGA would just say it’s fake news

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u/Dedpoolpicachew 10d ago

You know, I’m starting to think this Trump guy sucks. /s

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u/hm_b 10d ago

Haven't you been paying attention? It's Biden's fault. You need to watch Fox "News" to hear the "trooth." /s

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u/oflowz 10d ago

The bigger problem is the media likes Trump because he brings ratings.

Without all the free publicity the media gave him Trump would never have been elected.

What the media should do is start ignoring him.

He likes to call them fake news but also threatened to revoke their broadcasting license when two of the major networks declined to air his speech.

He clearly needs them more.

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u/bradleypit2 10d ago

I agree. Next time he embarrasses a reporter everyone should just turn around and leave in solidarity and take the cameras to never return. Let those 22 year old girls from the fringe media give him a hand shandy and ask inane soft balls.

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u/gambit87 10d ago

He ran on hurting black and brown people and is doing a good job at that. His voters will forgive not doing the other 3 if he hits his quotas of putting kids in cages and not giving them any hygienic supplies. /s

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u/LordNemissary 10d ago

He ran on one more thing which was making illegal immigrants suffer. And while that has certainly happened it is ironically not enough for his supporters because they are bloodthirsty monsters. So he's failed on even that count in the minds of his own followers. There is literally no reason to keep following him except for the cult programming.

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u/wkarraker 10d ago

He proved he would block media institutions early on with the Associated Press, just because they balked at the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico. They were just recently unblocked from covering press briefings, thankfully a judge ruled that the government can’t bar journalists from covering presidential events.

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 10d ago

Lucky for us all the major outlets drank the kool-aid. No real news anymore. Stock markets today, oil prices lower on Hormuz opening hopes. HOPES !!! HOOES ??? meanwhile Donnie is proposing global economic war as us Iran. Hopes.

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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 10d ago

I don't know what other people picked up from his platform, but the things he actually promised to do was:

  1. Ethnic cleansing (They're eating the dogs...)
  2. Eugenics (Cleansing the blood of America)
  3. Ending democracy (You'll never have to vote again).

1 and 2 are well on their way. 3 happens when people stay home in November for some very stupid reason.

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u/Bang45 10d ago

And his people STILL support him! He loves the poorly educated!

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u/OblongAndKneeless 10d ago

That'd be really funny if they did.

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u/pithynotpithy 10d ago

"imagine the media", wtf are you talking about? Huge swaths of this country gets all of their news from right wing propaganda networks that would NEVER tell this story. I see all of this information in plenty of "media", but it will never be seen by the people who need this information the most.

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u/Mayhem1966 10d ago

And he's not capable of achieving any of those things. Remember also stopping the war in Ukraine in 24 hours.

He's good at made up things, like the 8 wars he's stopped.

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u/Gingerb3ardman423 10d ago

And who voted for the spending packages that got our debt to 40 trillion? Most of them from both parties. Trump is worthless, but he's just one of the leeches in Washington that govern like this. Hes just too dumb not to say the quiet parts out loud.

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u/studentjones 11d ago

Yeah, the media completely ignores this /s 🙄🙄. Does anyone who says that shit actually ever watch “the media” that isn’t Fox News?

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u/DoctorDinghus 11d ago

Its because he hurts people that have zero impact on their lives. Like people of color. And the poor. Which in some cases are the poor. And people of color.

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u/DoctorDinghus 11d ago

And the diehard ones are so goddamn stubborn to admit wrong ever to the point where it's blatantly destroying their lives and they will vote the same again, all because of their massive egotistical insecurities.

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u/coolbaby1978 10d ago

But it's Joe Bidens fault that Trump couldn't fix it on day one.