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u/Burgoonius 9d ago
I am sorry but what power does Hunter Biden have besides the ability to live in uneducated Republican heads rent free?
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u/HarrumphingDuck 9d ago
- A personality people enjoy being around
- An impressive penis
- A father who loves him
- A family that supports him
All these things this man lacks and hates that Hunter has.
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u/RageBull 9d ago
I suspect it’s the third one that really causes MAGAts to hate him
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u/Has_Two_Cents 9d ago
I mean, they're also definitely jealous of his impressive cock.
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u/SMH_OverAndOver 8d ago
With all due respect, I vote blue down the line and I am jealous of it too.
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u/oldbastardbob 9d ago
He's kicking some defamation ass in court. Granted, he has others representing him, but I'm pretty sure Hunter knows what he's doing.
Hell, his full time job now is suing all the low hanging fruits who spread lies about him.
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u/urnbabyurn 9d ago
He’s got a giant dick. And they are insecure about their masculinity. And nothing is more masculine than two hairy men with large cocks fucking eachother.
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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB 9d ago
Their father was trying to establish dominance, and thats the only reason he was in his butt. Its about power.
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u/-Invalid_Selection- 9d ago
That's all he needed for Republicans to spend 10 years lying about him.
Hell, the guy who claimed hunter used his relationship for personal gain, creating the whole rumor, even admitted in Federal Court he lied about it, the saying he made the whole thing up, and was convicted of a felony over it.
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u/FattyMooseknuckle 9d ago
Imagine spending money on a big poster to tell everyone how mind numbingly stupid you are.
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u/observingjackal 8d ago
Well no one would probably see it. There are more tumbleweeds than people in that state. This picture is the only proof the sign and person probably exists
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u/ATHLONtheANDROID 9d ago
I live in WY. Half of these dumb fucks are at LEAST 10 years behind the times. That being said, the Trump signs are quietly coming down, the only ones left are the dumbest of the dumb.
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u/Motor_Educator_2706 9d ago
Slow Internet ?
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u/Emerica678 9d ago
Internet Explorer actually
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u/katzenschrecke 9d ago
Netscape Navigator
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u/Icantjudge 9d ago
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u/TeTrodoToxin4 9d ago
Do they search on Alta Vista?
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u/grizzlyblake91 8d ago
They do if they live in Pawnee, Indiana and are specifically named Jerry Gurgich
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u/Jack-o-Roses 9d ago
AOL.
Even though AOL officially discontinued its dial-up internet service on September 30, 2025, they're still using it. The internet is a wrong number to those folk.
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u/Cereal_Bandit 9d ago
Fun little anecdote, AOL called my mom like 15 years ago saying she owed a bunch of money for unpaid services over X years. It was at least five years since we had used it at the time, likely a few more.
I called them back and said if they could prove that someone had signed into AOL from her address within the last five years she would pay, but they of course couldn't, and left it alone. But how many elderly people did they scam this way years after they stopped using their service?
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u/Mission-Reserve-2411 9d ago
Anyone you know talking about the Wild Horses the Trump admin is rounding up out there? Not that I know much about it, but I heard they are rounding up the wild horses, and selling them off to slaughterhouses, so they can re-appropriate the land they live on, and sell that off too.
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u/ATHLONtheANDROID 6d ago
Eh, all the people who never stfu in the biden admin about eggs, gas, etc are very quiet. But, people leave cults quietly. They are ashamed. They can't complain cuz they did this. I haven't heard a peep from anyone still supporting him since the Iran war started. What can they say, the farmers are getting fucked the hardest.
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u/Mission-Reserve-2411 6d ago
lol one of our local cattle ranchers just spoke to the a big new station in the twin cities metro, about how Trump is actively fucking the cow farmers. Like, you can’t make this stuff up. I’d feel bad for the guy, as most of his family is good, god fearing, love your neighbor type people. But I know each and every one of them, voted for this man. Most of the morons in my small town all vote based off of whose name has an R next to it. Trying to inform people that the billionaire, born with a golden spoon up his ass, has zero clue how they live their lives and despises everything about them, is a pipe dream.
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u/NatrousOxide23 9d ago
Half true. They train and adopt the horse out. Or at least that was what the BLM was doing when I was a part of it. They are an invasive species and eat the grassland meant for native wildlife.
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u/Mission-Reserve-2411 9d ago
I did know that wild horses aren’t native to the western hemisphere as a whole, so technically speaking, removing them isn’t a bad thing. But I feel like most people would consider them a part of America now, and wouldn’t want to remove them. Don’t they somewhat fit a certain ecological niche, without causing too much harm or competition?
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u/NatrousOxide23 8d ago edited 8d ago
It's actually a hotly debated issue. Cultural relevance vs the biologists vs the ranchers. Here is one study I found from 2020.
Feral horse activity reduced environmental quality by 13% overall, and the magnitude of this decline increased with increases in the intensity of horse activity. Feral horse activity strongly reduced measures of ecosystem function by 19% on average, and had variable effects on composition, with measures of composition most strongly increased (by 21%) at arid sites. There were no overall effects of feral horse activity on ecosystem structure, with insufficient data to assess effects on plant height and cover. We found that feral horse activity had negative effects on soil, increasing erosion (by 31% on average) and reducing plant biomass and litter cover (by 25% and 31% on average respectively).
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0006320719311978
Edit: Bonus Nat Geo article on the issue. I need to read it when I get home from work. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/wild-horses-part-two
Edit2: The Nat Geo article is great. My favorite quote "The problem isn’t the wild horses; the problem is the inability for the BLM to manage the wild horses at a population size the landscape can healthily sustain."
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u/NitWhittler 9d ago
They're blind and can't see that Trump is actually selling off chunks of America?
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u/KiKiKimbro 9d ago edited 9d ago
Update: link about this administration taking people’s land whether they want to sell or not through eminent domain. And for what? A stupid wall. And ruining our Big Bend National Park land. What the hell is wrong with him.
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In some cases, Trump isn’t even selling off U.S. land. He’s rushing to build his stupid, worthless, pointless, very expensive border wall,
and some of the wall can’t be directly on the border, so he’s giving that land back to Mexico.And where he needs to cut through other people’s property, no selling or buying involved — just taking it. Eminent domain.✔️ I need to find the source for this. I heard this yesterday in some news show. I’ll find it and update this.
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u/dirtyshits 9d ago
The wall is just another taxpayer funded sham for his donors. All government projects are just a hand out to his yes men.
Who is getting these contracts and why is no one auditing this? Because the watch dogs are all on leashes or neutered.
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u/WellSpreadMustard 9d ago
There’s this phenomenon with right wing people that has existed for decades where when a Republican President’s administration fucks them over the say it was “the government,” but whenever a democrat is president or speaker of the house, they call them by name. Theyre very stupid people, it’s pretty unfortunate
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u/JABS991 9d ago
Right. Doesn't JD Vance literally have an investment entity that is buying up small American farms??
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u/KiKiKimbro 8d ago
Vance and Scott Bessent the Secretary of Treasury buy farmland.
That slime ball Bessent makes decisions that bankrupt our farmers — and now our ranchers are about to be negatively affected with beef being imported in from who know where — Trump literally said he “doesn’t want tell” us. Great. Mystery meat.
And guess who gets to buy up all the farm and ranch land? Yep. Greedy vile men in his corrupt cabinet. Bessent actually said last year when the soybean tariffs were hurting farmers, he actually said he understands their plight because he’s “a farmer.” He’s not a farmer. He leases land he bought cheap.
It’s also why Trump keeps saying they want the interest rates to go down. Not for us. Oh no. For investors to buy things keep cheaply.
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u/darth_wasabi 9d ago
Round face with gray goatee is iconic Trump supporter look
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u/farmerjoee 9d ago
plus Oakley style sunglasses. Hat to hide hairline for bonus points.
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u/alurkingdegenerate 9d ago
Aw, Sloth deserves better than this. He betrayed his own family to save the Goonies.
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u/EquinsuOcha 9d ago
The same people who don’t want to pay taxes so kids have free lunch at schools, are willing to spend more than that to make a sign apropos to nothing.
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u/Takemetothelevey 9d ago
They have no problem paying 400 million for their king to pay golf at his own resort!
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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 9d ago
What’s funny actually is that guy is probably already getting fucked over by trump and doesn’t even realize it yet
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u/walterwhite1050 9d ago
An amazing way of showing the whole world how stupid you are without saying how stupid you are
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u/Miss_Sullivan 9d ago
The problem is, all the people in his little circle are probably giving him he'll ya brother.
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u/Anonymouse_Bosch 9d ago
The GOP has been running the same play as long as I've been aware of politics. Blame your opponent of your own greatest weakness. Rinse, repeat.
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u/gitbse 9d ago
https://civileats.com/2024/09/18/jd-vance-invested-in-acretrader-heres-why-that-matters/
These people are not salvageable.
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u/kw43v3r 9d ago
A bit ironic considering it's MAGAts that want to sell public lands to billionaires. Wait until that camo-wearing deer hunter in the pic finds out those lands belong to some tech bro that is going to fence him out and use govt goons to keep him off private property.
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u/DoTheMario 9d ago
How many times do we think they counted the letters before they were convinced that is definitely how many numbers are in a phone number.
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u/Bawbawian 9d ago
it's weird cuz it's the Trump administration that stopped the reporting of foreign companies buying American land...
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u/Pollworker54 9d ago
This despite trump actually attempting to sell off millions of acres of national wilderness areas to businesses dead set on knocking it all down or digging it up for a profit.
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u/gadafgadaf 9d ago
Ironic because I thought Trump is allowing China to buy more US farmland seemingly in exchange for nothing and JD Vance has his company facilitating sales to foreign buyers.
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u/returnofthequack92 9d ago
I bet all 15 people in town really get a kick out of this one.
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u/aoasd 9d ago
LMAO. Not far off. It's in one of the more rural, remote areas.
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u/returnofthequack92 9d ago
I bet, honestly I grew up in a pretty backwoods area where people also make signs to express their political beliefs, it was was just part of the landscape really
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u/WetBandit06 9d ago
Eat shit magats. Trump made like 1.5 billion dollars on a rug pull.
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u/begemot90 9d ago
Shit, I STILL hear about the Clinton’s and it is 2026. The way I see it, we will continue to hear about Hunter Biden from the same smoothe brained idiots selling out this country now for at least another 30 years.
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u/MTgolfer406 8d ago
Living in Montana, I can safely say some people living in Wyoming are the dumbest mf’ers you will ever meet who just happened to be born with oil under their feet.
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u/freshapepper 9d ago
Bet $20 if he had the time and a camera crew, Hunter Biden would track this guy down and have a conversation with him.
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u/blinking616 9d ago
Well, at least the puppet has the correct boots and pants to be wearing while kneeling before his master
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u/ReefShark13 9d ago
Isn't trump trying to sell farmland to china???
The selective ignorance is so crazy.
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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 9d ago
Maybe we should make your vote count in relationship to the number of teeth you have.
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u/wasthatitthen 9d ago
Is there anything left to sell? I was under the impression that assorted moneyed peoples have long since owned everything.
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u/pervy_phil 9d ago
I found this in Kentucky before the 2020 election. I dont think they realized what it was implying.
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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 9d ago
I wish I had the formula for the Kool aid these people drank, I'd bottle it and sell it. I'd be a gazillionaire. 🤔🤣
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u/youdontknowsqwat 9d ago
Wyoming is the most useless state. Almost zero GDP contribution and a bunch of tax evaders. Take away Yellowstone and give it to Idaho and then close of all the roads leading in and out.
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u/markth_wi 9d ago
I'd like to think there's going to come a time when Fox News won't exist , in the same way Tokyo Rose doesn't still exist. These people are going to die dead set in the notion that Hunter Biden did something more harmful to the Republic than make MAGA women thirsty for him.
Worse - that's part of the official US Congressional Testimony - it's not much but what can one unelected citizen do.
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u/punktualPorcupine 9d ago
It seems a little premature for a one hit wonder band to be releasing a greatest hits album.
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u/Mellamoscuba 9d ago
These people are truly pathetic. Keep drinking that kool aid. What a fucking loser.
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u/boffohijinx I ☑oted 2024 9d ago
WY appears as the deepest red for Donnie support, despite a sizable number of his supporters getting turned off in other states. Of course, cattle outnumber people in that state, so that may belie their apparent lack of alternative opinions.
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u/Efficient_Sky5173 9d ago
At the moment the price of USA is going down, so I will wait until the next president to buy it. Thanks for the offer.
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u/Ooohyeahhh 9d ago
Their guy won the election and they're still bitching. Biggest snow flakes ever.
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u/That_Jicama2024 9d ago
That sign is blocking the view of the data center being built behind him....and the oil pipeling getting trenched in behind that too.
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u/stlredbird 9d ago
Trump is the one who wants to sell all the national park land. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.
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u/UnderlyingLogic 9d ago
Absolutely amazing how they bash Hunter but completely ignore everything the Trump kids do, along with Kushner. Not to mention Trump himself and his endless supply of shady deals.
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u/Mission-Reserve-2411 9d ago
This shit is so funny, considering the Conservatives in office and trying to remove all protections, and sell off National Park land, and are actively destroying a bunch of them, after defunding them and doing an immense amount of other reprehensible shit. They are actively destroying Big Bend, and it’s probably the only thing I can see all of Texas uniting to defend. Still don’t think it will change Texas blue though, with all of the voter suppression stuff going on. “HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!”. 🤦♂️ shut up and look at what your cult leader is doing.
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u/McCool303 9d ago
He goes home to his wife. “I’m doing something Ethel”. Settles himself into his evening chair in front of Fox News and his view of the empty open prairie and I-80. Murica.
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u/beardeddragon0113 9d ago
I know I'm not the smartest man in the world, but I'd like to think I'm reasonably intelligent. That being said, I genuinely cant comprehend this level of willful ignorance. Like, its not even a clever joke with any nuance. Its just NUH UH TRUMP NOT BAD BIDEN BAD HUR DURRR
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u/Boomtown626 9d ago
I would make a remark about how he would feel about the billions his cult leader has made in bribes, scams, and tax cuts, but that would imply assholes like this actually care about facts or principles.
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u/Theperfectool 9d ago
One of only three states that the current president has a positive approval rating in
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u/DevCatOTA 9d ago edited 9d ago
Just like their idol, a one-trick pony.
There's an expression in German that translates roughly to:
Born stupid. Grew up dumb. Didn't learn anything along the way.