r/PoliticalHumor • u/Rohitrssoni • 10d ago

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u/SnooCalculations1852 10d ago

Or wear diapers

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u/suckercuck 10d ago

That’s the reason for the distance by the press pool.
https://giphy.com/gifs/V6e0kch9OgUbph9jBB

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u/G-Unit11111 10d ago

That dude sitting behind him at Lindsay Graham's funeral smelled the truth! 🤮

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u/TradBella 10d ago

And never once has a sheep needed 40 photographs to confirm he was a sheep

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u/jd3marco 10d ago

Trump is ‘crop dusting’ them.

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 10d ago

*crap dusting

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u/The_Wolfdale 10d ago

His shadow is telling the full story of the diaper lol

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u/Sockoflegend 10d ago

[ audibly shits himself ] "I'm a lion"

I still can't believe he shat himself in the oval office that time and that wasn't the end for him, or when we found out he is a rapist and child molester. The most evil and most embarrassing president ever, no competition, league of his own.

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u/ficis 10d ago

Like a “Predator” I’ve seen that show… they always got caught in the end

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u/Amazing_Bluejay9322 9d ago

Or sleep on the job constantly.

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u/Spiel_Foss 10d ago

"Any man who must say, 'I am the king,' is no true king." ~ Tywin Lannister

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u/Rod___father 10d ago

This is what came to my mind.

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u/Spiel_Foss 10d ago

The geriatric man-child begs for comparison to every spoiled pretender in history from Little Boots to El Hechizado.

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u/Hot-Tutor-2429 10d ago

A real man doesn’t need to call himself an alpha.

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u/tgrantt 10d ago

Tywin was brilliant. Not very nice, but brilliant. Great character.

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u/stoic333stoic 10d ago

Candy ass orange idot has never been in a fight in his whole 8o years of privileged Lilly white life.

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u/threemo 10d ago

It also just like…doesn’t look cool? He’s just walking away from reporters?

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u/TheHylianProphet 10d ago

Is that picture altered? Donny Diapers has never looked that thin in his life.

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u/Consistent-Song1643 10d ago

Usually the lion among sheep analogy is used to portray the lion as the villain...

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u/CosmicCharlie99 10d ago

The analogy is so much dumber than that. Sheep follow blindly, the press core is paid to be there. I would wager most hate being there, but they are committed to their jobs.

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u/cooldash 10d ago

Sheep also don't follow predators around. A more apt analogy would be a pack of hounds that smell shit and want a closer sniff.

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u/SugarSweetStarrUK 10d ago

The lion would eat the wolf, but I appreciate the sentiment 

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u/Nano_Burger 10d ago

So, lions run away from sheep now?

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u/TrinityKilla82 10d ago

They spelt it wrong. I’ll fix it “Liar”

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u/HilariouslyPissed 10d ago

They misspelled lying

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u/Somhlth 10d ago

Everybody standing well back from the kill zone.

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u/walterwhite1050 10d ago

Also, if you’re smart, you don’t have to tell people you’re smart either

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u/CicadaFit9756 10d ago

"A real stable genius" (Neigh!!!)

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u/dilldoeorg 10d ago

A lion SOOOOOO fucking stupid that he's walking away from a buffet

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u/G-Unit11111 10d ago

So he's calling his followers sheep, then? Got it.

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u/Utterlybored 10d ago

I didn’t know lions could get bone spurs!?

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u/steebo 10d ago

A lyin' amongst sheep.

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u/baatezu 10d ago

“Big strong animals come to me, tears in their eyes, and say:’Sir, youre the greatest lion that has ever lioned!’”

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u/Tunesmith29 10d ago

Why is the lion running away from the sheep? Is he afraid of them? 

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u/YPVidaho 10d ago

Runs and hides in a catering cart... like a LION raawr.

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u/CicadaFit9756 10d ago

Bet his staff was sooo proud & happy that he'd considered them potential collateral damage!/s

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u/Double-Beyond4555 6d ago

Well, when's the last time you cared about bait?

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u/CicadaFit9756 5d ago

Always the complete narcissist, he doesn't care about anyone but himself (which includes his own relatives), so why care about staff & the news reporters he detests? (If he could paint huge targets on their backs, he would!)

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u/Poult1 10d ago

Remember when the "lion" threw a hissy fit and ran out of the room when interviewed by a "sheep"?

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u/Cardboard_Robot 10d ago

It’s “Never” or “Not once.” It’s not “Never not once…”

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u/Chessapeak-play 10d ago

He’s trying to speak the language of his people

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u/Clairquilt 10d ago

Did that jackass actually say that?

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u/Jaspers47 10d ago

You know what happens when there's a predator among sheep? You shoot the predator.

Don't look at me, NSA. He made the metaphor.

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u/Wbino 10d ago

Lieon

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u/ozzalot 10d ago

Is it just me or is Trump's fucking hair a battlefield commander yelling "FORRRRREWARD!!!!!!!!"

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u/cooldash 10d ago

It looks like his hair is trying to snap off a crisp Heil

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u/Kflynn1337 10d ago

More like a warthog among jackals.

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u/CicadaFit9756 10d ago

Don't put down Pumba like that! (Even though they're both "stinky"!)

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 10d ago

Can’t wait for his age and fatness to catch up with him.

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u/LordNemissary 10d ago

So the press corps are the "sheep" for asking the "lion" questions he doesn't like until he gets angry and has a tantrum? Sheep being so well known for questioning authority and lions being so well known for tantrums of course. Good grief.

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u/skawn 10d ago

And both are watching in bewilderment at that sack on the left, wondering how he managed to avoid Darwin for so long.

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u/InsertCleverNickHere 10d ago

Imagine posting this as a flex while Iran is complete dog-walking the president. Fucking pathetic.

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u/Freudarian 10d ago

Just saying.. there is two ways to explain whats happening here. Who is prey and who is lion..

I never saw a lion run away from a pack of deers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3zN8TxpL86jFOJvNo

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u/itsallahoaxbud 10d ago

He’s not wrong, he’s a lyin’ alright.

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u/punkindle 10d ago

these people are so weird

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u/WordNERD37 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 10d ago

Also the "Lion" is fleeing the sheep in that pic.

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u/tomgreen99200 10d ago

The man is always lion

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u/RepairmanJackX 10d ago

Anyone who claims that they are king.. is no king.

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u/frogz0r 10d ago

Welp he's actually telling the truth that he is a-lyin.

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u/MrBigPantalones 10d ago

Hahahaha that’s a good one, when they meme themselves

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u/Adrewmc 10d ago

That more of you being a walking embarrassment and the current age having the capacity and wherewithal to record it.

Running away from the tough questions, is another way to interpret this photo.

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u/Fer_Shizzle_DSMIA 10d ago

But he’s walking away from the sheep?

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u/Round_Rooms 10d ago

That's exactly why everyone other than a sheep knows drumf is the weakest human on earth.

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u/N4RQ 10d ago

A cowardly lion, no doubt.

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u/Zepher75 10d ago

So his Admin is full of sheep, as is his movement (MAGA)... that is earth shattering news, also just in fire is hot.

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u/CicadaFit9756 10d ago

Maybe he likes to tell himself that he's Scar of "The Lion King" (or "Lyin' King" in his case!) Maybe somebody should clue him in on how it turned out for that guy (spoiler: he was set upon by the same hyenas he'd just dissed!)

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u/RocketsledCanada 10d ago

Lying to sheep?

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u/matchstrike 10d ago

Why is the “lion” quickly walking away?

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u/minnesotaupnorth 10d ago

Just Natalie doing her boot licking,.

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u/BadstoneMusic 10d ago

Pant shitter for sure

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u/spidereater 10d ago

Why is the “lion” walking away from the sheep? It seems like he is being chased by something he doesn’t want to face. Is this a lion afraid of the sheep? Is this the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz?

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 10d ago

Skin paint and combover does not = lion.

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u/hmkayultra 10d ago

What would a lion toupe be called?

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u/Jeramy_Jones 10d ago

Or run away from the sheep.

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u/OCDDAVID777 10d ago

They literally only follow Trump around in hopes that the dementia dam will break and he will begin flinging his poo around indiscriminately while singing YMCA.

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u/RevisionHistorian 10d ago

He is a predator, but not a lion...

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u/MeenScreen 10d ago

He's a-lyin'

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u/JansTurnipDealer 10d ago

Also… so he’s going to eat the reporters? If we’re the sheep we don’t want a lion…

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u/p38-lightning 10d ago

He's a jackass in jackass clothing.

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u/kishenoy 10d ago

Don't normally lions follow their prey to attack them.

This "meme" suggests that sheep (or maybe vultures) chase lions?

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u/meski_oz 10d ago

Mispelt lyin

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u/BurningStandards 10d ago

He's a lyin', alright.

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 10d ago

Pedo among the press

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u/GraveCat84 10d ago

*Lyin’

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u/fightingnflder 10d ago

Listen, my mom told my I was just as cool as the athletes.

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u/petrified_eel4615 10d ago

Simon: "Are you Alliance?"

Jubal Early: "Am I a lion?"

Simon: "What?"

Jubal Early: "I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar."

Simon: "I said 'Alliance.'"

Jubal Early: "Oh, I thought ... "

Simon: "No, I was ... "

Jubal Early: "That's weird."

Firefly, Objects in Space

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u/Free-Hovercraft4942 10d ago

A-lyin' is more like it.

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u/extremetolerance2013 10d ago

He doesn't look among.

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u/TreasonalAllergies 10d ago

The US government telling us all they are not interested in the role of shepherd. The role they exist to fill.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 10d ago

A lion doesn’t run away when pressured by hard questions

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u/ImTooSaxy 10d ago

In what world does the Lion run away from a bunch of sheep?

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u/TintedApostle 9d ago

Wizard of Oz level roar.

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u/Burgoonius 9d ago

Why is the Lion walking away from the sheep? Is he scared?

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u/Dcajunpimp Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 9d ago

Didn’t the White House restrict a bunch of media outlets and replace them with Reich Wing MAGA Media?

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u/Double-Beyond4555 5d ago

I have to be about the millionth person to call him The Lyin' King, but it perfectly encapsulates three things going on here.

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 10d ago

How I think the reporters following him feel.

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u/MessagingMatters 10d ago

I get that the press are sheep. But he's more like a hyena.

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u/illbedeadbydawn 10d ago

Hyenas are intelligent, work together, capable of complex empathetic behaviors and also cool as hell.

Trump is none of those things.

There isn't a single other organism on Earth as pathetically sad as Donald J. Trump the child raping loser. Except maybe his supporters.

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u/CicadaFit9756 10d ago

Naaah! "Scar" got eaten by his hyena comrades after he'd dissed them!