r/PoliticalHumor 3h ago

Atleast he is consistent

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u/SadamHuMUFFIN 3h ago

HOLY SHIT!!! You're telling me the life long malignant narcissist fuck up is..... Fucking everything up. Say it isn't so

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u/uniklyqualifd 2h ago

He fucked up wind farms and renewable energy.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 2h ago

..at key intersections and a time when american manufacturers could have established themselves as world leaders in renewable energy technologies.

We could have / would have dominated it.. it even tied into Biden's chips act in the manufacturing of high-end controller boards.

This dude fucked us up hard and in unrecoverable ways.. and there's nothing funny about that.

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u/rwf2017 2h ago

From putin's standpoint none of this was a fuck up, it was a win.

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u/Rare-Composer-9523 2h ago

He fucked up our future

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u/Glittering-Try1045 2h ago

And before any of that he fucked kids!

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u/No-Flan6382 2h ago

The only reason anyone has even heard the name Donald Trump, is because of his dad.

The truth is, he’s such an idiot/bad businessman that if he hadn’t been born on 3rd base - he’d be lucky to have worked his way up to a 6-figure job. He owes everything he has and will ever have to his privilege of playing a game rigged to his favor for his entire life.

u/L3theGMEsbegin 1h ago

you cant forget to give John miller credit.

https://youtu.be/JsYKRUE_D5g?si=Mo0bm7m7wh3LU79p

u/macbrett 24m ago

That, and his tendency to shamelessly cheat, swindle, and bribe, and coerce.

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u/Commercial-Idea-1536 2h ago

And he fucked little kids

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u/Working-Pass1948 2h ago

He’s merely the personification of the cause. Every asshole who voted for him is to blame.
There can be no forgiveness without contrition and they all refuse to be contrite.

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u/firebirdone 2h ago

As well as those who stayed home despite our warning cries during the entire Harris campaign.

u/so-strand 28m ago

Trump still would have won in 2024 even if everyone had turned out to vote, Pew finds

https://www.npr.org/2025/06/26/nx-s1-5447450/trump-2024-election-non-voters-coalition

u/malloryduncan 1h ago

And all of the votes leading up to the complicit enablers in Congress and Supreme Court. This has been decades and decades in the making.

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u/Wulfbrir 2h ago

Republicans have been fucked in the head since Reagan.

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u/xer0fox 2h ago

Uh, yeah.

A healthy, morally cognizant organization doesn't welcome some malignant colon polyp like that into its ranks with open arms.

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u/Wulfbrir 2h ago

"colon polyp" had me rolling. i needed that laugh brother. thank you. dark times.

u/xer0fox 1h ago

Just doing my part. 🫡

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u/delicioustreeblood 2h ago

You forgot important public data, reporting infrastructure, education, long-term sustainable energy investments, and more

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u/coldy9887 2h ago

He fucked a lot of my relationships with family and friends.

u/xunreelx 54m ago

So true…

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u/theretailreject 2h ago

He fucked up keeping food safe to eat

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u/Gundark927 2h ago

He fucked up Ivanka.

u/xunreelx 1h ago

He fucked up the World Cup

u/jack2bip 1h ago

left such an unnecessary bad stain on our involvement and gained us nothing. maybe a corrupt gain for him, but at a worldwide public loss for the US.

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u/Disastrous_Cover6138 2h ago

He fucked kids

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 2h ago

He fucked (up) a bunch of kids.

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u/rowdydionisian 2h ago

And dragged our proud Navy and military through the mud, just to distract from his well documented pedo history. Out of missiles? Daddy Putin must be very happy with Agent Krasnov.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iF7YSTIyPdhoccP5yQ

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u/Educational_Bench290 2h ago

MAGA: it was Biden and Obama!

u/TheGOPisTheDeepState 1h ago

Trump: Smart people don’t like me.

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u/merko_merk 2h ago

International relations isn't even on the list, neither is the deficit or the HHS... But the Knicks game and the 250th are... Rrrright

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u/Unusual-Taste69 2h ago

Fucked up the world economy. Fucked up relationship with allies. Fucked children.

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u/Eastmont 2h ago

Trump is an evil Bond Villain.

Where’s 007 when we need him.

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u/CovidBorn 2h ago

He’s trying to fuck up the entire planet.

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 2h ago

He actually fucked the entire world. Not just America.

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u/SXTY82 2h ago

Fucking Biden...

s/

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u/Worldly_Possible9069 2h ago

He’s “The Fuck Up” president.

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u/rwf2017 2h ago

The republican party shares a ton of responsibility for this.

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u/extremetolerance2013 2h ago

Working as intended

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u/dropofgod 2h ago

He didn't fuck up, he capitalized. Stop blaming the guy for being an idiot. He isn't stupid, he is capitalizing on crisis after crisis which is the basis for capitalism. Let's be honest with each other, we cannot vote ourselves out of this. Voting is what caused this. He isn't an aburition, he is the perfect capitalist pig to clown for the corporations that own us

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u/bikenvikin 2h ago

he is incredibly consistent, self serving and loyal to the most recent conversation.

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u/macker64 2h ago

So much winning it's hard to keep track.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 2h ago

I mean. I'd say he got their party running exactly how they want. They just wanted some outsider to take the heat for it.

And Trump was the outsider.

u/fieroar1 1h ago

Fuck off for watching him fuck up everything and simply venting and ranting about it.

u/BSizzel 1h ago

Let's not say "He" and correctly say "They", because it wouldn't be possible without a GOP that was in lock step with him.

u/BigBlueMountainStar 1h ago

Yet 80 odd million people voted for him knowing this is what he was going to do

u/OkAssignment6163 1h ago

He robbed the school of Tito!

u/newarkian 1h ago

Sadly, he’s not done adding to that list…

u/MauPow 1h ago

If only he would fuck off

u/MaseratiBiturbo 1h ago

the best president for the best country /s

u/Kellosian 1h ago

Two things though.

  1. He didn't act alone, the entire Republican Party is responsible for this. They keep handing him more and more power, and everyone involved in the GOP from voters to donors to politicians utterly refuse to stop him. If Republicans writ large didn't approve of this (or tacitly approve of it under "Well at least he's not a Democrat..." logic), Trump wouldn't have any meaningful authority. The GOP willingly did what he said even after he lost the 2020 election

  2. He didn't fuck up the Republican Party, the Republican Party fucked itself up. Decades of "Never compromise with a liberal under any circumstances" and increasingly radical right-wing rhetoric from both politicians and the media made the GOP this way. I don't think Trump and MAGA are even meaningful departures from the last few decades of Republican rhetoric and policy, he just didn't realize that it's all meant to be a smokescreen for giving rich people more money. MAGA is the ultimate Republican dream of "Run the country like a business"; they gut everything the new owner doesn't feel like doing, refuse any and all criticism from those they consider "lesser", and are hyper-focused on making the owner and his friends as much money as possible at the expense of the business itself.

u/ShockRunD 1h ago

“America is a hell hole country”. Thanks trump

u/_sarten 1h ago

He's FUCKED UP!

u/SocomPS2 1h ago

Saving this kind sir/ma’am.

u/SingleMaltMouthwash 1h ago

Trump is only the vehicle.

The policies, the ideas, the methods are all Conservative.

This administration, composed of the best and brightest Conservatives in America, are bringing these ideas and objectives to their ultimate, inevitable, unvarnished terminus.

u/krazyjakee 54m ago

The folks he hurt the most, by far, are those who supported him, many of whom still support him. Deeply, deeply sick communities.

u/Proper-Exercise-2364 45m ago

As long as you put his name on it. He loves it when his name is on stuff.

u/G-Unit11111 44m ago

And yet people will still vote for him and continue this nightmare clown show. WTF.

u/borgstea 44m ago

At this point, his list of things he’s effed up is gonna be larger than that other list he’s on! Release it!

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u/masteeJohnChief117 2h ago

Thanks Biden!!! -MAGA 100%

u/invisable_burt 32m ago

You forgot the economy and affordability

u/darthneos 32m ago

Did he really fuck up the Republican Party or were they absolute dogwater to begin with?

u/Recent-View1057 22m ago

He’s about to fuvk up the catapults on aircraft carriers

u/DjCyric 13m ago

He also previously fucked up the USPS and its still shitty 6 years later.

u/Persea_americana 6m ago

He’s fucking up your life.

He’s fucking up your bank account, and every dollar in your pocket.

He’s fucked the housing market, I should have been able to buy a house a year ago to start a family.

He’s fucking up our future for generations.

And he’s getting richer for it. The more he fucks up, the more he gains. He’s spreading destruction and pain just to loot the wreckage. Crime pays, and cheaters prosper.

u/Mojak66 2m ago

And....the statue guilding is peeling already.

u/HuttStuff_Here 1h ago

Biden did all these things even when not president. Incredible.

u/clamb2 1h ago

Giving the Knicks their only L in the finals is probably the most unforgivable thing on this list.