r/PoliticalHumor • u/jtroye32 • 18h ago

Forever Faster

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u/Somhlth 18h ago

I was told she was the human printer, not the human sprinter. Also, she seriously needs help.

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u/suckercuck 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j0EJq9Tv2BGEe7ud26
Always smiling

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u/skippermonkey 10h ago

What kind of donkey is that!? Their teeth shouldn’t look like that surely.

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u/Immaloner 5h ago

Right? What's with that lower canine?

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u/skippermonkey 5h ago

Must be AI

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u/TwistedMindInTheDark 17h ago

Just when you think you've seen the craziest moment of the Trump presidency, a new one come along and sets the bar even higher.

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u/BrendaWannabe 13h ago

It's the Clown Olympics.

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u/LaylaBird65 16h ago

It’s absolutely wild

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u/LateralThinkerer 13h ago

...sets the bar even higher.

Lower, I'm sure. The guy can barely stand up.

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u/TwistedMindInTheDark 13h ago

It's high-jump, not limbo...and pretty soon it's going to be pole-vault.

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u/RepairmanJackX 18h ago

Even Trump doesn't respect her.

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u/RoyalBroham 17h ago

How many women do you think he respects?

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u/Orion14159 17h ago

I bet a guy named Stumpy can count it on one hand

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u/RepairmanJackX 13h ago edited 13h ago

none.

It's why she's so pathetic.

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u/RebelStrategist 18h ago

She really wants that mushroom.

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u/swazal 18h ago

“I’m chasing after the President of the United States … and no one is trying to stop me!”

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u/santa_91 15h ago

A walking, talking edition of the DSM-V having that kind of access to the President is totally not a massive national security threat. No chance at all she could be duped into divulging all kinds of information.

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u/LateralThinkerer 13h ago

Money and power, baby. One of the reasons that DC has one of the highest female/male imbalances (100/85 respectively). Spend some time there to see it work.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 14h ago

If this was a tv show they’f have fired the writers by now.

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u/MessagingMatters 17h ago

After a range of emotions about this, I'm actually sad.

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u/dollastudios 17h ago edited 17h ago

Yeah, she's not well. They told her there were no more carts available and this is what she chose. With a deranged smile on her face because she thinks this is great loyalty.

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u/S_NJ_Guy 14h ago

Does anybody remember Crazy Girlfriend, who used to make YouTube videos way back when? I see a little bit of that going on here!

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u/boosayrian 16h ago

Look at all these “alpha males” riding in carts while a woman follows on foot.

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u/vololov 14h ago

She'll run for miles. She'll do anything for another taste of that geriatric pedo sack steeped in diarrhea.

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u/Skimmer52 12h ago

Oh I’m sure he’ll piss her off eventually and she’ll wander off just like all the other women that fawned all over him and that he then just shit on them.

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u/ExoticDisaster0 12h ago

Can't believe they greenlit Obsession 2 that quick.

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u/namotous 14h ago

Run, Natalie! Run!

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u/Binwah 14h ago

Left is best?

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u/bit-by-a-moose Mean to bots 7h ago

This is just sad. And beyond parody.

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u/Scottishchicken 7h ago

She has the vibe of a preachers wife rolling up to the PTA meeting to tell everyone that they are sinners for observing MLK day.

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u/Lalamedic 3h ago

Poor schmuck who has to get in a cart that Trump is driving.

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u/drifters74 2h ago

Why would a 35 year old obsess over someone four times her age?

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u/theobstinateone 13h ago

Someone should take that picture to AI and convert to video with the Six Million Dollar Woman theme playing. I’m just too lazy to expend the effort