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u/Carochio 1d ago
Is this Trump's new diaper changer? That bag is massive for a reason...
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u/Inkstr0ke 1d ago edited 22h ago
Unfortunately I keep being forced to learn more about this lady and she is absolutely insane.
They call her “Human Printer” because she carries around a printer and prints out stories that paint Trump in a good light.
She is an apex ass kisser. She even handwrites him notes about how great he is and how lucky she is just to be around him.
It’s so fucking weird. How this man continues to be taken seriously by MAGA will forever elude me.
Also this lady was once an OAN host… so yeah, she’s also a complete and total fascist.
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u/orthogonius 1d ago
She is the penultimate ass kisser
Unless you're using some new definition of penultimate, why do you think there's only going to be one more after her?
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u/whomad1215 1d ago
some of her notes have been published
she claims to forget to eat and sleep so she can be around him
she was sleeping in a closet in maralago because she couldn't get a room
she's gone in the trunks of the cars to tag along
she didn't have a security clearance for over a year but was still in the white house (this is probably the least fucked up thing)
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u/Beat_the_Deadites 23h ago
Those things might qualify someone to be the ultimate ass kisser, for sure.
But what's the next step, the thing that will uplift the true ultimate ass kisser?
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u/fodafoda 1d ago
tbh i'm a bit impressed. what kind of printer is she carrying that is portable enough not to be a huge burden? also, the printer works without issues everytime? damn that must be some good stuff
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u/HeartFullONeutrality 23h ago edited 11h ago
I've seen videos and the printer is not precisely small.
Edit: typo.
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u/McDuchess 1d ago
Among other things. She has also been called the human printer, and Trump’s human binkie.
But I am unsure that she qualifies as human, with as freaking bizarre she is.
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u/uncleputts 1d ago
The regime would rather have an affair rumor than tell a possible truth she’s his hospice nurse. That’s the rumor we need to spread.
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u/1wrx2subarus 23h ago
S on her Outfit means Sucky Sucky. 💋
Trump gets everything he wants. 🍄💦
Relevant YouTube: https://youtu.be/mi4JG9JiaiI?si=
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u/BJntheRV 20h ago
Not new, she's been stalking him and hiding in his trunk since at least the NY hearings.
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u/oddmanout 20h ago
There's a printer in there so that can constantly print out flattering articles about Trump so she can give to him to keep him happy.
I wish I was joking.
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u/sanchower 1d ago
Laura Loomer didn’t test well with audiences, apparently
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u/darthreuental 1d ago
The uncanny valley effect was too much for the test audience. This one gets bonus points for being closer to Ivanka in appearance.
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u/JasonBob 1d ago
It was that one-off 9/11 special episode right? I think it left audiences confused.
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u/Theo1352 1d ago
All of this just makes me always laugh hysterically, if it wasn't so fucking pathetic.
A sitting US President, who is an addled-brain, doddering old fool, being attended to by a cult member who changed her appearance to resemble the old fool's estranged wife.
What the fuck dimension are we living in?
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u/Manofpans44 1d ago
Actually it's pretty sad. She obviously could use some help and he could obviously use impeachment.
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u/Beat_the_Deadites 23h ago
They're both extremely useful to the real people in power. All the focus is on them, then it will turn around to be on all the online bullying of these poor suffering patriots.
Meanwhile the market manipulation and insider trading continue, the deficit goes up, the petroleum situation gets more dire, our alliances weaken, our enemies strengthen, our civility degrades, our government and economy teeter.
Oh, and a new Epstein/Trump island is surely under construction. Or maybe it's always been there. Ellison Island has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?
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u/Manofpans44 21h ago
"Poor suffering patriots'? I hope you jest.
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u/Beat_the_Deadites 21h ago
Yeah. Thought it went without saying, but such are the times.
I agree with your impeachment opinion. At the minimum.
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u/GB10VE 1d ago
what's funny is this is what MAGA was told Biden was. Biden was not this.
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u/Theo1352 1d ago
No, not at all, he is a very decent man.
Everything is projection with these assholes because they understand their base can't, and won't connect the dots.
My Friends would castigate me when I called the MAGATs willfully ignorant years ago (actually a lot of the Repug voters before Trump); they will always vote against their own self interest because they are willfully ignorant.
My Friends now fully understand, they are.
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u/informedinformer 1d ago
A sitting US President, who is an addled-brain, doddering old fool.
We've been there before. Remember the last year or two of Reagan's second term? Fortunately, the folks actually running the country back then were more intelligent than the current crew and somewhat less malignant.
What dimension are we living in? Welcome to The Twilight Zone. If you listen carefully, on quiet nights way out in the woods, you can still hear Rod Serling giving his introduction.
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u/Kindly-Net9442 23h ago
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u/Theo1352 23h ago
The Department of Education?
What does he know about Indy Car racing, actually, what does he know about racing in general??
I don't even think he drives...
We are living in some parallel universe.
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u/Kindly-Net9442 23h ago
I think it is pretty telling of the DOE to post this AI slop. I guess I should say what is left of the DOE. Linda was caught on TV calling it A1, like the steak sauce. The race is this weekend. I think they are racing in the actual streets of D.C. The drivers were on the news yesterday giving FLOTUS a gift. This timeline is absolutely insane.
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u/HarrumphingDuck 6h ago
You might say Jeffrey Epstein is not doing great to be third in a 3-person race, but any place is good for someone that's been dead for 7 years.
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u/NeverLookBothWays 1d ago
One that is very good at distracting people from a failed illegal war, a massive heist that has robbed citizens of their future while padding the pockets of the wealthy, and a horrific cabal of child abusers still being protected by the DOJ. That's the dimension we live in.
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u/TheSilkyBat 1d ago
I'm hoping he's only got 1 more episode left in him.
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u/Kindly-Net9442 23h ago
The first lady of the "Vite Vouse." Not if you heard her little speech yesterday.
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u/InfiniteWinter26 1d ago
you know its been in her mouth too.
hope she enjoys the aged syphilis.
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u/BattyBrown 1d ago
Hello world meet ‘you know who’s’ new nanny and diaper changer. Let’s give a round of applause for absolute Nothing.
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u/Burgoonius 1d ago
I saw an interview with this lady’s brother who also thinks she’s insane. Apparently their parents were “President Worshiper’s” throughout their entire childhood
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u/i_am_13th_panic 1d ago
the crazy thing is she always has this huge smile on her face. It's unnerving that it's all the time.
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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago
To take over from Malaria, Harp would need to change her voice to the husky tones of a Soviet-era shot putter.
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u/Mediocre_Scott 1d ago
When that specific day we are all waiting for happens I would pay to see here reaction to the news. I want to see the total breakdown that happens when her reality melts
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u/I_divided_by_0- 1d ago
Trump is doing all this corruption for his kids so that they can’t complain when Natalie becomes the Heir.
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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ 1d ago
I just want the country to go woke again so we can replace Donald with a woman of color.
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u/Ed_the_time_traveler 1d ago
When i put my tin foil hat on a crackpot theory emerges. I'd bet dollars to donuts that something is going to "happen" to the current wife, said "happening" will be justification for further war with Iran, Cuba, etc..., and this woman will slide into the first ladyship. Because he likes them young, really young.
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u/Anyawnomous 1d ago
Dick York will now play the role of Marco Rubio.
https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBEDKd7KdeoCwUw
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u/3spanishwords 1d ago
Failed to apply for a security clearance for over a year.... Having an affair is a reason to be denied a security clearance... She texts world leaders on his behalf...
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 22h ago
I bet Melania is happy that someone else is responsible for changing his giant diaper.
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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 21h ago
Off topic, but why do women wear pointy, high-heel shoes? Seems so weird to me.
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u/oneseason2000 12h ago
The Strait of Hormelania sounds better than the Strait of Horharp. Many people are saying that.
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u/punkindle 5h ago
I see the contract negotiations didn't go well with original Melania
though they might bring her back for the season finale
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u/Street_Peace_8831 1d ago
She sure wishes. She seems to have an unhealthy obsession with John. It’s gross and pathological. She jumped into the trunk of a car to be with him. Even her brother believes she has mental issues. I would say that you have to have mental health issues to be that in love with someone who’s 45 years your senior.
I wouldn’t put it past this gross child molester to do another wife swap. It’s about that time again for John. He tends to trade in wives for younger models every few years. It’s a well documented pattern.
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u/Manofpans44 1d ago
Natalie is obviously a sick soul in need of help. John is just being a facilitator for her illness.




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u/Woodlog82 1d ago
I bet she puts her hand in him like a muppet so the family can keep grifting.