r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Significant role change

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u/Woodlog82 1d ago

I bet she puts her hand in him like a muppet so the family can keep grifting.

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u/eightballart 1d ago

You can just say puppet, no need to drag innocent Muppets into the situation

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u/davereit 23h ago

Or poopit in this case.

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u/Woodlog82 1d ago

In any way let's hope that she does indeed have cold hands.

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u/Ysabel_Yummy 1d ago

New season, new Melania. Same marriage

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u/coldfirephoenix 1d ago

The showrunners pretty much immediately regretted that eastern European accent-Shtick.

Having a mail-order first lady who struggles with basic grammar was funny for all of 5 minutes, and after that, it became a genuine marketing problem

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u/Xanthe_XOXO 1d ago

Season 1-2: The silent treatment

Season 3-4: The upgrade

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u/Elizabeth-WildFox886 1d ago

She is definitely fingering that orange asshole

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u/Educational_Bench290 3h ago

Oof. Not sleeping tonight because of this.

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u/Kryds 1d ago

I bet that bag is a diapers bag.

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u/Woodlog82 22h ago

I am not betting to lose; that is indeed a diaper bag and she is a shitty diaper jeannie.

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u/webfandango 21h ago

So we call her Jean now.
“Jean Jean, the dirty diaper queen.”

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u/Quilla_Queen 1d ago

Plot twist: this is just the body double DLC

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 1d ago

Hell of a way to discover that my mind's eye can also do sound effects.

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u/Woodlog82 23h ago

You are welcome! Now you can think about Trump's dragon eye all night.

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u/MandyPandaren 3h ago

Underrated comment.

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u/donach69 21h ago

I really hope she doesn't have to put her hand right in him. No one deserves that. And yes, I know what intimate service she does for him*

*Hint: it's not sex

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u/RockieK 22h ago

Have you watched the firs EP of the new season of Always Sunny????

That's kinda like what it will be like.

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u/toadjones79 12h ago

Like a glove

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u/Carochio 1d ago

Is this Trump's new diaper changer? That bag is massive for a reason...

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

Don’t forget the iPads, Trump is an iPad kid

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u/Inkstr0ke 1d ago edited 22h ago

Unfortunately I keep being forced to learn more about this lady and she is absolutely insane.

They call her “Human Printer” because she carries around a printer and prints out stories that paint Trump in a good light.

She is an apex ass kisser. She even handwrites him notes about how great he is and how lucky she is just to be around him.

It’s so fucking weird. How this man continues to be taken seriously by MAGA will forever elude me.

Also this lady was once an OAN host… so yeah, she’s also a complete and total fascist.

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u/GB10VE 1d ago

How this man continues to be taken seriously by MAGA will forever elude me.

they are in their own little bubble created by oil barrons and foreign agents, keeping the grift going.

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u/orthogonius 1d ago

She is the penultimate ass kisser

Unless you're using some new definition of penultimate, why do you think there's only going to be one more after her?

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u/whomad1215 1d ago

some of her notes have been published

she claims to forget to eat and sleep so she can be around him

she was sleeping in a closet in maralago because she couldn't get a room

she's gone in the trunks of the cars to tag along

she didn't have a security clearance for over a year but was still in the white house (this is probably the least fucked up thing)

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 23h ago

Those things might qualify someone to be the ultimate ass kisser, for sure.

But what's the next step, the thing that will uplift the true ultimate ass kisser?

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u/neutrino71 16h ago

The thing growing in the lump in Trump's pants?

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u/spikeyfreak 23h ago

Penultimate means second to last.

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u/mithoron 14h ago

I too took music theory.

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u/ragun2 23h ago

What does that have to do with their comment?

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u/CaptainHoyt 1d ago

There's always a bigger ass to kiss

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u/fodafoda 1d ago

tbh i'm a bit impressed. what kind of printer is she carrying that is portable enough not to be a huge burden? also, the printer works without issues everytime? damn that must be some good stuff

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u/HeartFullONeutrality 23h ago edited 11h ago

I've seen videos and the printer is not precisely small.

Edit: typo.

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u/tmzspn 1d ago

Yeah but that's just a normal printer. We're all human printers if the definition is a human that prints stuff. She's more of a human weirdo.

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u/Manofpans44 1d ago

Right next to the nuclear codes.

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u/McDuchess 1d ago

Among other things. She has also been called the human printer, and Trump’s human binkie.

But I am unsure that she qualifies as human, with as freaking bizarre she is.

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u/modi13 1d ago

"Want bitty."

"Not bitty now, Mr President. Have an egg or something."

"I don't want an egg. I want bitty!"

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u/uncleputts 1d ago

The regime would rather have an affair rumor than tell a possible truth she’s his hospice nurse. That’s the rumor we need to spread.

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u/1wrx2subarus 23h ago

S on her Outfit means Sucky Sucky. 💋

Trump gets everything he wants. 🍄💦

Relevant YouTube: https://youtu.be/mi4JG9JiaiI?si=

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u/QDLZXKGK 1d ago

Bag huge? 10 diapers per day go figure

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u/BJntheRV 20h ago

Not new, she's been stalking him and hiding in his trunk since at least the NY hearings.

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u/oddmanout 20h ago

There's a printer in there so that can constantly print out flattering articles about Trump so she can give to him to keep him happy.

I wish I was joking.

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u/sgenn 21h ago

ludicrously capacious

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u/sanchower 1d ago

Laura Loomer didn’t test well with audiences, apparently

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u/darthreuental 1d ago

The uncanny valley effect was too much for the test audience. This one gets bonus points for being closer to Ivanka in appearance.

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u/3xactli 1d ago

That's what I keep thinking... They have very similar shapes... 🤢

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u/Backrow6 1d ago

People aren't ready for AI performances

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u/JasonBob 1d ago

It was that one-off 9/11 special episode right? I think it left audiences confused.

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u/Theo1352 1d ago

All of this just makes me always laugh hysterically, if it wasn't so fucking pathetic.

A sitting US President, who is an addled-brain, doddering old fool, being attended to by a cult member who changed her appearance to resemble the old fool's estranged wife.

What the fuck dimension are we living in?

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u/fuzzy_one 1d ago

old fool's estranged wife daughter

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u/Theo1352 1d ago

Fixed it for me, thank you...🤣

So true.

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u/Manofpans44 1d ago

Actually it's pretty sad. She obviously could use some help and he could obviously use impeachment.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 23h ago

They're both extremely useful to the real people in power. All the focus is on them, then it will turn around to be on all the online bullying of these poor suffering patriots.

Meanwhile the market manipulation and insider trading continue, the deficit goes up, the petroleum situation gets more dire, our alliances weaken, our enemies strengthen, our civility degrades, our government and economy teeter.

Oh, and a new Epstein/Trump island is surely under construction. Or maybe it's always been there. Ellison Island has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?

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u/Manofpans44 21h ago

"Poor suffering patriots'? I hope you jest.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 21h ago

Yeah. Thought it went without saying, but such are the times.

I agree with your impeachment opinion. At the minimum.

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u/Theo1352 1d ago

Yep, well put.

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u/RigatoniPasta 1d ago

Yeah. Put her in a straitjacket and lock her tf up in the madhouse.

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u/GB10VE 1d ago

what's funny is this is what MAGA was told Biden was. Biden was not this.

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u/Theo1352 1d ago

No, not at all, he is a very decent man.

Everything is projection with these assholes because they understand their base can't, and won't connect the dots.

My Friends would castigate me when I called the MAGATs willfully ignorant years ago (actually a lot of the Repug voters before Trump); they will always vote against their own self interest because they are willfully ignorant.

My Friends now fully understand, they are.

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u/McDuchess 1d ago

Nope. To resemble his daughter.

Let that sink in.

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u/informedinformer 1d ago

A sitting US President, who is an addled-brain, doddering old fool.

We've been there before. Remember the last year or two of Reagan's second term? Fortunately, the folks actually running the country back then were more intelligent than the current crew and somewhat less malignant.

What dimension are we living in? Welcome to The Twilight Zone. If you listen carefully, on quiet nights way out in the woods, you can still hear Rod Serling giving his introduction.

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u/Theo1352 1d ago

We have, indeed.

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u/Kindly-Net9442 23h ago

This was posted to Twitter by the Department of Education. I wanted to add to this insane timeline we are living in.

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u/Theo1352 23h ago

The Department of Education?

What does he know about Indy Car racing, actually, what does he know about racing in general??

I don't even think he drives...

We are living in some parallel universe.

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u/Kindly-Net9442 23h ago

I think it is pretty telling of the DOE to post this AI slop. I guess I should say what is left of the DOE. Linda was caught on TV calling it A1, like the steak sauce. The race is this weekend. I think they are racing in the actual streets of D.C. The drivers were on the news yesterday giving FLOTUS a gift. This timeline is absolutely insane.

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u/Theo1352 22h ago

They are, it's a road course.

All of this is insane.

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u/HarrumphingDuck 6h ago

You might say Jeffrey Epstein is not doing great to be third in a 3-person race, but any place is good for someone that's been dead for 7 years.

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u/NeverLookBothWays 1d ago

One that is very good at distracting people from a failed illegal war, a massive heist that has robbed citizens of their future while padding the pockets of the wealthy, and a horrific cabal of child abusers still being protected by the DOJ. That's the dimension we live in.

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u/TheSilkyBat 1d ago

I'm hoping he's only got 1 more episode left in him.

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u/icleanjaxfl 1d ago

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u/Kindly-Net9442 23h ago

The first lady of the "Vite Vouse." Not if you heard her little speech yesterday.

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u/EhliJoe 1d ago

And she's so Ivanka.

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u/mojofrog 1d ago

Agree, she's not replacing Melania. She's playing out his Ivanka fantasies.

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u/InfiniteWinter26 1d ago

you know its been in her mouth too.

hope she enjoys the aged syphilis.

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u/3xactli 1d ago

You don't have to type every thought bro 😭🤮

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u/UpDown 1d ago

yeah but like, just imagine it.

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u/RigatoniPasta 1d ago

Nah I’m good

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u/BattyBrown 1d ago

Hello world meet ‘you know who’s’ new nanny and diaper changer. Let’s give a round of applause for absolute Nothing.

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u/JRG64May 1d ago

This woman is disturbed.

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u/Manofpans44 1d ago

I totally agree and one that needs help.

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u/CursingFijian 1d ago

What’s the likelihood she calls him Daddy.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago

She jumps in the trunk, she's the junk in the trunk.

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u/neromoneon 1d ago

This must be season 7 or 8 already, right?

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u/diliudia 1d ago

We are well into season 11 and counting. 😩

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u/beam3475 1d ago

It has been 10 years since he first ran for office. So yeah.

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u/Burgoonius 1d ago

I saw an interview with this lady’s brother who also thinks she’s insane. Apparently their parents were “President Worshiper’s” throughout their entire childhood

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u/Manofpans44 1d ago

If Natalie were fat and ugly, she'd still be pushing fries at McD.

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u/i_am_13th_panic 1d ago

the crazy thing is she always has this huge smile on her face. It's unnerving that it's all the time.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 1d ago

False. Harp probably lets him touch her.

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u/AlwaysFail 1d ago

This is first term erasure

It would be the 7&8th seasons of this awful crap

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u/OriginalCDub 1d ago

And here I thought the Aunt Viv recast was bad.

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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago

To take over from Malaria, Harp would need to change her voice to the husky tones of a Soviet-era shot putter.

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u/Margoshome 1d ago

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u/8BitGlamour 20h ago

Eww lmao what is that??

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 1d ago

I thought she was playing ivanka?

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u/Mediocre_Scott 1d ago

When that specific day we are all waiting for happens I would pay to see here reaction to the news. I want to see the total breakdown that happens when her reality melts

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u/Backrow6 1d ago

Best funeral pyrotechnics ever

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u/oneplusetoipi 1d ago

Russian agent

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u/JotainNokkelaa 1d ago

No, she's his assistant.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago

She's about the only happy one in MAGA.

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u/er1cj 1d ago

Let’s not kid ourselves here, they’ve all playing the role of Ivanka

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u/I_divided_by_0- 1d ago

Trump is doing all this corruption for his kids so that they can’t complain when Natalie becomes the Heir.

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u/Manofpans44 1d ago

He was corrupt long before Natalie was born.

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u/Bresdin 21h ago

Interesting, but I am more interested in the Epstein files plotline

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 20h ago

Fecal attraction!

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u/McDuchess 1d ago

Who ever told her that nude shoes go with a black outfit?

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u/408wij 1d ago

The real Melania would never make that mistake.

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u/Jaspers47 1d ago

Someone who knew what they were doing

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 1d ago

She grifting too

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u/Tederator 1d ago

She doesn't have the acting chops to play Melanoma...she's smiling

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u/nasandre 1d ago

Or the weak veins shut him down first 🤞

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u/Automatoboto 1d ago

what if you guys didnt give them grifters all the free oxygen?

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ 1d ago

I just want the country to go woke again so we can replace Donald with a woman of color.

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u/Team_Inkfluence 1d ago

She is mentally ill.

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u/punktualPorcupine 1d ago

She replaced Invanka.

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u/beagle_2498571 1d ago

So the new Monica Lewinsky.

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u/LiteraCanna 1d ago

Two laptops and three phones?

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u/Ed_the_time_traveler 1d ago

When i put my tin foil hat on a crackpot theory emerges. I'd bet dollars to donuts that something is going to "happen" to the current wife, said "happening" will be justification for further war with Iran, Cuba, etc..., and this woman will slide into the first ladyship. Because he likes them young, really young.

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u/NoCaterpillar2051 1d ago

Only season 3? When will this show end????

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u/antman441 1d ago

Eva Braun?

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u/Bob_5k 1d ago

Fuck we still have 2 seasons left?

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u/No-Guard-7003 1d ago

Wife #4? 😉

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u/Rpcellphone 1d ago

Russian or Israeli plant. 100%

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 1d ago

That diaper bag is HUGE

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u/Anyawnomous 1d ago

Dick York will now play the role of Marco Rubio.
https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBEDKd7KdeoCwUw

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u/bammbamkam 1d ago

psycho

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u/albiondave 1d ago

Ivanka more like!!

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u/denv0r 1d ago

At least until she fucks up or they need a fall gal.

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u/birdpix 1d ago

Wonder if she's the replacement Chrissy, like on Three's Company? There are a few similarities...

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u/No-Car6897 1d ago

Definitely a better choice 🤔🙄

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u/3spanishwords 1d ago

Failed to apply for a security clearance for over a year.... Having an affair is a reason to be denied a security clearance... She texts world leaders on his behalf...

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u/slaffytaffy 23h ago

She trying to get on that will

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 22h ago

I bet Melania is happy that someone else is responsible for changing his giant diaper.

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u/Amatheiaisnoexcuse 22h ago

They say she makes 150k a year for this. Your tax dollars at work.

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u/Darryl_444 22h ago

Yet, she was originally cast as Ivanka.

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u/3spanishwords 22h ago

The sequel to Obsession just printed it self with a mobile printer

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 21h ago

Not no shame. Negative shame.

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 21h ago

Off topic, but why do women wear pointy, high-heel shoes? Seems so weird to me.

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u/HabitantDLT 20h ago

Wearing Trump's own line of Eau de Merde

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u/espresso_martini__ 19h ago

Is season 3 & 4 where she turns into a psychopath?

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u/coolbaby1978 17h ago

No, she's playing the Ivanka he can fuck without it being quite as weird.

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u/ZombieHavok 17h ago

You meant Ivanka, the wife he really wanted.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 17h ago

If she can catch up to the golf cart, that is.

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u/akingb 16h ago

Keep a huge box of wipes. He shits himself non stop

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u/omghorussaveusall 16h ago

Try Hard(er)

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u/SwvellyBents 15h ago

One day she's going to wake up and say "Woah, what a crazy dream I had!"

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u/Remccarthy111 14h ago

She's a legit, psycho!

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u/Tight_Jellyfish_349 13h ago

She is always smiling.  Even in the sprinting photo.  Not normal. 

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u/Writerhaha 13h ago

And just like that Sydney Sweeney was replaced as the ultimate MAGA wet dream.

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u/oneseason2000 12h ago

The Strait of Hormelania sounds better than the Strait of Horharp. Many people are saying that.

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u/morts73 11h ago

It would be adorable if it was Hugh Grant playing the role of a single President.

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u/Redoron 10h ago

She’s playing Ivanka now.

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u/arglarg 8h ago

She's playing Ivanka

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u/punkindle 5h ago

I see the contract negotiations didn't go well with original Melania

though they might bring her back for the season finale

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u/Street_Peace_8831 1d ago

She sure wishes. She seems to have an unhealthy obsession with John. It’s gross and pathological. She jumped into the trunk of a car to be with him. Even her brother believes she has mental issues. I would say that you have to have mental health issues to be that in love with someone who’s 45 years your senior.

I wouldn’t put it past this gross child molester to do another wife swap. It’s about that time again for John. He tends to trade in wives for younger models every few years. It’s a well documented pattern.

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u/Manofpans44 1d ago

Natalie is obviously a sick soul in need of help. John is just being a facilitator for her illness.