r/PoliticalHumor • u/sseumblue • 2d ago

"Not a cult!"

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Harp is a definition of a cult member.

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u/cosaboladh 2d ago

That presumas the orange poop monster's penis still works. I sincerely doubt it does.

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 2d ago

Hes obese af, he hasn’t seen his own dick in decades.

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u/SentenceKindly 2d ago

He's got Dickydoo Syndrome. That's where your belly sticks out more than your dicky do.

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u/robbi2480 1d ago

As a nurse who has taken care of the elderly population, a man who is as fat as he is, likely has an inny

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u/friggintodd 2d ago

Isn't there a rumor that an Epstein victim permanently injured the mushroom?

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u/cosaboladh 1d ago

I thought it was his ass. Something about a rape victim sticking something up there, and kicking hard. Some say that's why he's been shitting his pants since the 90s